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Open Relationships: How Do They Work? Ft. Anonymous Married Man Aug 20, 2018

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Bryan and Chris sit down with a gay man in a 7-year open marriage. You'd think that after meeting on Grindr, this fling would've been a lot shorter. This secret guest stresses the importance of honesty, communication, and mentions the bed rule, a since-outdated rule where suitors were outcalls only (the bed was a sacred place). At 27:11, they take a letter from a listner whose partner of five years doesn't want sex anymore. Are they asexual and what gives? Bryan offends their secret guest by suggesting that gay sex is only 10 minutes long, which segues into a general discussion of how long gay sex should take. Chris encourages listeners to send him hate mail because the engagement is through the roof.

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Bachelorette Parties: Invite Your Gay Friend Aug 13, 2018

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Chris and Bryan are fried because this recording is early, bitch. After last week’s failed attempt at recording a “potcast” they reunite to give their opinions on bachelorette parties. At 7:50 Chris explains that being included in bachelorette parties makes him feel included despite not being able to fit into women’s XL theme shirts. At 12:15 a listener writes in asking if it bothers them when women have bachelorette parties at drag shows. At 21:50 Chris offers to officiate your wedding. He promises not to ruin it with his comedy.

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Buns Not Guns Ft. The Travelin Bum Aug 06, 2018

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Chris and Bryan are joined by The Travelin Bum himself, Jeff Perla. At 6:55 Jeff explains how he picks people, and their asses, for his Instagram account. At 11:30 they reminisce on scouring AOL chat rooms for dick pics. At 16:50 they decide who tops their list of people they’d like to see naked. At 32:30 a listener writes asking what he should do about a relationship with a wealthy twink that’s losing its luster. At 41:00 they play a game of would you rather, naked butt edition.

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Craigslist: The OG Hook-up App Jul 30, 2018

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Chris and Bryan discuss gay online dating. Chris describes it as "hard, stupid, and it makes me feel bad about myself." They discuss the original gay hook-up app: Craigslist. Bryan's previous prospects included men who were variously: married, closeted, poor, or hoarders. Chris was once greeted by a man opening a door, already spanking it (and who had a rubber duck collection). At 30:45 they take a letter from a listener who met a guy online. Before they ever got a chance to meet, this guy moved to Germany. They want to know why. At 35:25, they play some games including Would You Rather: meet people only on Christian Mingle or only on Grindr?

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Gay Bars: What Not To Do Jul 23, 2018

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It’s the podcast where “we’re both gay so so are you.” Today’s topic is gay bars or as they’re known to straights, “bars but specifically for the homosexual people.” They talk about leather, types of gay bars, and tell some hook-up stories. You’ll never know if harnesses are becoming mainstream unless you tune in. Chris tells the story of getting gay friend-zoned by being told he’s loved like a brother. Bryan got scarlet fever and became a super twink -- which did not end well. They talk about their first gay bar experiences and “that smell of straight men.” At 30:03, they take a letter from a “baby gay betch” who recently came out and is nervous that they’ll make a fool of themselves at a gay bar, are there any unspoken rules? At 38:44, they play would you rather: only go to straight bars forever, or have to go to a gay bar every night for 10 years for at least two hours.

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You Don't Love Me, You Want To Be Me Ft. Daryn Carp Jul 16, 2018

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Bryan and Chris are joined by their first lady and host of the podcast "Martinis and Murder", Daryn Carp. Daryn breaks down what it's like to work first hand with Andy Cohen, and why the Manson Murders are her favorite. This episode presents the question "are gay men misogynistic towards women?" At 29:00, they break down a letter from a listener asking how to do damage control after being outed by somebody when they aren't ready for the world to know. At 38:00, get ready for a game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill"- serial killer edition.

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What To Do If You've Fallen For a Gay Man Jul 09, 2018

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Gay people are feeling off all of the time. Chris admits to feeling on maybe once or twice a week, usually uppers are involved. Bryan hates girls' hair (don't ask him to smell your hair). Pride Month is over and the hosts are low-key thrilled. The commercialization of pride month is frustrating. Obviously, you like gays, you're a store in Chelsea. They move onto gay tribes such as twink, bear, otter, daddy, chub, etc. and define all of them. At 24:11, a listener writes in about being unable to orgasm with their boyfriend inside of them. Chris advocates that one should, "eat the bussy, eat the pussy, suck the peen." At 30:27, a single female writes in. She's fallen for a gay guy and is totally and completely in love with him. What should she do?

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What It's Like To Be a Mean Girl On Broadway Ft. Grey Henson Jul 02, 2018

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Bryan saw Mean Girls on Broadway and Emma Thompson told a girl being noisy, "excuse me, but you really need to stop that." They ask Grey how it was working with Tina Fey, how Broadway shows write and rehearse, and what it was like finding out he got the big part. Grey talks about how fun and tiring it can be playing a high schooler and taking selfies with fans. Bryan shares a trick for getting to the front of Beyonce concerts. At 25:00, they take a letter from a listener struggling to make gay friends. At 31:50, they take another letter from a listener whose gay sister is dating someone. They've been together a couple months and are moving in. Chris used to be friends with five 38-year-old Lesbians. They wrap up asking Grey what he would tell your teenage-age self?

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Should You Hit On Your 'Straight' Friend? Ft. Yuhua Hamasaki Jun 25, 2018

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Bryan and Chris are joined by Yuhua Hamasaki of RuPaul's Drag Race. They talk about the process of getting on the show and the viral moments (Miss. Vannnjie). They talk about drag culture, its origins, and who they think will win the finale. At 18:20, they take a letter from a listener who is attracted to a straight friend and wants to make a move since they're potentially bi, but they don't want to come off as a "predator to the straights." At 26:40 they take a letter from a gay man talking about his lesbian sister. The listener wonders if gay men and lesbians can be friends. At 35:00, they wrap up on a classic question: what would you tell your 14-year-old self if you could?

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You’re Welcome For This Bonus Episode Jun 22, 2018

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Everyone’s Gay + The Betches Sup team up for a hilarious bonus episode ahead of their upcoming live show 6/26 at The Public Hotel. Buy tickets at: betches.co/supeglive

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