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10: Museums in Boise, ID Jan 30, 2019

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Welcome to episode 10 of the podcast where a couple of poorly dressed jobsworths read awful reviews. This very special episode is full of big announcements and big egos. We even answer the age old question: Which has more museums, Boise or New York City? We also discover the world of people who get excited by squirrels, making this our most wholesome episode yet. But don't get too excited, because we're still being described as "what muppets would sound like on crack."

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9: Waffle Houses in Atlanta, GA Jan 23, 2019

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What's the difference between Waffle House and your friendly neighborhood orgy? According to this week's reviews, possibly nothing. Whichever one you're going to, be sure to watch out for pink eye!

"SIGNED ALEX AND CHRISTINE!"

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8: Dentists in Denver, CO Jan 16, 2019

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Psst... yeah you... ever heard of... Presbyterianism? Then do we have the episode for you. We explore Denver for the worst reviews of dentists. Then we spread the good word of Ouija board reviewers. Take a break from your job as a bad teeth model and enjoy the sweet sugar voices from the unflossed mouths of Christine and Alex.

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7: Bridal Shops in Houston, TX Jan 09, 2019

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Buckle up, folks, because things are about to get "unsettling." Tune in to hear bridal store reviews from angry brides-to-be in Houston...and their dolls. Meanwhile, Alex introduces a couple toy-loving adults and expresses his own desire for a talking bird robot. Thinking of giving us negative 5000 stars? Big mistake...HUGE!

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6: Pet Stores in Salt Lake City, UT Jan 02, 2019

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Lost the instruction manual for your new pet bird? You’ve come to the right place! This week we read pet store reviews in Salt Lake City before trailBLAZing down an uncomfortable path of sci-fi erotic fiction…kindle edition. Tune in for bad snake advice, gladiator music and, as always, plenty of disgruntled customers.

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5: Hair Salons in Ann Arbor, MI Dec 26, 2018

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Join us this week as we head to Ann Arbor to hear what people think of their local hair salons. Please enjoy, but watch out for the dead body out back.

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4: Tech Stores in Jacksonville, FL Dec 19, 2018

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Wuz up! In episode 4 we explore the world of tech stores in Jacksonville, FL.

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3: Car Washes in Minneapolis, MN Dec 12, 2018

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It's episode three, y'all! Tune in for some...interesting...reviews of car washes in Minneapolis, MN.

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2: Hotels in Kansas City, MO Dec 12, 2018

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Episode two is here! We cover 1-star reviews of hotels in Kansas City, MO.

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1: Grocery Stores in Cincinnati, OH Dec 10, 2018

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Welcome to the first official episode of BTSWTW, featuring 1-star reviews of grocery stores in Cincinnati, OH.

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