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    Comedy

    Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

    A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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    Copyright: © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved

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    Latest Episodes:
    249: Reviews of Microwave Meals Sep 06, 2023
    Show notes

    Listen to Xandy on D Listers of History! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Gc3IjTw49KV86FeDjSWo1?si=zPcz1sgyT3S-2g0RKYrZVA

    Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    248: Best Reviews From Tour Aug 30, 2023
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    Watch our full live show in DC by signing up for our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    247: Reviews of Haunted Hotels Aug 23, 2023
    Show notes

    Fun fact: hot springs in Arkansas are an aphrodisiac!

    Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    246: Dr. Christine Aug 16, 2023
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    Messy self always.

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    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    245: Reviews of Topgolf Aug 09, 2023
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    This episode is NOT brought to you by Big Beef.

    Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    244: Reviews of Squishmallows Aug 02, 2023
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    We apologize for what this episode does for Temu coffin sales.

    Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store

    Last chance to get live show tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

    Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

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    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    243: Reviews of Hobby Lobby Jul 26, 2023
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    Ts and Ps for all the victims of the retail apocalypse.

    Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    242: Reviews of Smut Jul 19, 2023
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    We apologize for what this episode does for holy chrism oil sales.

    Last chance to get live show tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

    Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    241: Reviews of Whole Foods Jul 12, 2023
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    Help support independent filmmakers! https://bit.ly/3O1ujpb

    Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

    Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    240: Reviews of Thrift Stores Jul 05, 2023
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    For mormon’s sake, don’t come near Fort Schiefer. We will hit on sight.

    Get your live show tickets now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com

    Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy

    Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy

    Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu

    Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

    Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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