Bardic Mystery Tour: A Musical Dungeons & Dragons Actualplay

Chelsea A: Green Lever May 27, 2018

Listen along at home as we start our adventure! This is the first one, and we hope that you like it. In this episode, the gang arrives in Chelsea, and they try to play a show at the Green Lever, only to find out that it is closed.

Chelsea B: Satyr Jun 04, 2018

The band is in dire straights! See how things conclude with Satyr, and find out if the gang solves the mystery of the closed Green Lever! Contains the song Lord Falcon.

Chelsea C: Ruins Jun 11, 2018

The Exciting conclusion of the first adventure arc for the gang! See if they ever find Hal and get the Green Lever open in time for a show!

B'rudé A: River Jun 18, 2018

The gang moves along with their tour at the next stop... the river town of B'rudé. They're opening up for Gigantica, and Dirk did everything right, so it's all smooth sailing.

B'rudé B: Bars Jun 25, 2018

The gang finally gets into the city proper of B'Rudé and starts to solve some mysteries... even if those mysteries take place in bars.

B'Rudé C: Maze Jul 02, 2018

The gang heads back to into the town of B'Rudé in further search of clues. Things get dicey. See how they get out of this one!

B’Rudé D: Catacombs Jul 09, 2018

The gang wraps up the mystery of the raised draw bridge of B’Rudé in this episode. See how they solve this one!

Cardisa A: Throne Jul 16, 2018

Join the gang as they head to a new town for their next show! Dirk probably didn't mess it up this time, but we'll see.

Cardisa B: Tower Jul 23, 2018

Join the gang as they venture farther into the city! What will happen with those foul orks that they captured!? Roland's song is in this episode.

Cardisa C: Manticore Jul 30, 2018

The gang goes where they clearly aren't supposed to, and they find something that they might not have been expecting.

Cardisa D: Mirror Aug 06, 2018

Find out how the gang concludes this exciting story arc! Will they ever get out of that tower?

Derbyham A: Shops Aug 13, 2018

The gang gets to derbyham and starts to look around. Find out who won those good dice!

Derbyham B: Nightfall Aug 20, 2018

Join the gang as they continue to "investigate" and "solve" these murders.

Derbyham C: Attic Aug 27, 2018

Adventure with the gang while they continue their investigation into the second night. Maybe they'll catch the killer!

Derbyham D: Rooftop Sep 03, 2018

The gang concludes their investigation into the murders on the streets of Derbyham. Will the town be saved?

Euphreta A: Mayor Sep 10, 2018

First episode in the new city, and we have a guest star this time! Seany Saint from the band Bottle Rat and twitch stream iamataco666! See what kinds of hijnks the band gets into and listen to a new song from our guest!

BottleRat.bandcamp.com

twitch.tv/iamataco666

Euphreta B: School Sep 17, 2018

The gang follows up some leads to try to find the missing venue.

Sean is still guest barding (get it?) Check his band out and his twitch stream.

Euphreta C: Machine Sep 24, 2018

The gang follows up on leads from the house of the Toad. Sean continues his guest appearence. Bottle Rat and twitch stream.

Euphreta D: Ray Oct 01, 2018

See how the gang wraps it up in this adventure! Final episode with our guest bard, Sean. Check out his work on Bottle Rat and Twitch.

Franklin A: Market Oct 08, 2018

The gang heads to the new town of Franklin. The town is divided, and the gang has to figure out why.

Franklin B: Tower Oct 15, 2018

Join the gang as they search for answers in the Lair of the Spider Queen!

Franklin C: Lair Oct 22, 2018

The gang delves deep into the Lair of the Spider Queen to find what secrets it holds. Maybe they'l find what they need to save the day in there! Join Sammy, Flo, and Grundledore as they continue their adventure.

Franklin D: Party Oct 29, 2018

Find out how the gang solves the great divide in Franklin, or if they do it at all.

Garagra'mosh A: Sculpture Nov 05, 2018

Join the gang as they head into the new town of Garagra'mosh where a statue sculpting competition is under way. Meet up with our new friend, Buford, played by the talented Derek Minto. Derek does stand-up comedy in Pittsburgh. His Youtube. Burning Bridges Comedy Club.

Garagra'mosh B: Bubblegum Nov 12, 2018

Join the gang as they see if their statue wins the big competition in the old orcish city of Garagra'mosh. Derek Minto is still guest barding in this one. Find him at Burning Bridges Comedy Club.

Garagra'mosh C: Basement Nov 19, 2018

The gang keeps following up those leads back into town. No stone is left unturned or unlicked. Buford is still a guest bard being played by Derek Minto. Check out his work here and his comedy club here.

Garagra'mosh D: Chimera Nov 26, 2018

The gang starts this one in a real bind. How will they handle this Chimera!? Find out in this week's episode! Still guest barding Derek Minto of Burning Bridges Comedy Club fame!

Halthard A: Hotel Dec 03, 2018

The gang comes to the town of Halthard and finds it to be quite a fine place. Flo and Grungo go looking for trouble while Sammy sensibly sits back at the hotel. Dirk does all the hard work.

Halthard B: Vandalism Dec 10, 2018

Join the gang as they delve deeper into the cozy town of Halthard, where nothing is wrong.

Halthard C: Paint Dec 17, 2018

The gang looks into the origins of the red paint used in the vandalism. They find trouble. Maybe more than it's worth.

Halthard D: Trial Dec 24, 2018

The gang finishes up their battle and goes to court. Not Night Court. That's a story for a different day.

Ipii A: Curly Dec 31, 2018

The gang stops at Curly's roadside tavern and Grille. Sam guest bards with her ranger/bard Rhoda along with her animal companion, Jimmy Piss.

Ipii B: Umberground Jan 07, 2019

The gang searches for the source of the silence that is ruining their show. See what clues they turn up this week with guest bard Sam. Check out her handywork on Instagram.

Ipii C: Museum Jan 14, 2019

Find out how the gang gets closer to solving the mystery of the Ipii silence in this week's thrilling adventure! Check out Sam's important istagram work with Weekend Zach, and stick around at the end for a song from Fuck Yeah! Dinosaurs.

Ipii D: Bank Jan 21, 2019

Join the gang as they wrap up their adventures in the dwarven town of Ipii! Sam's final appearance with her pal Jon playing Rhoda the coastal ranger and Jimmy Piss the pelican. Check out Weekend Zach and Fuck Yeah! Dionsaurs.

Jocyline's A: Stairs Jan 28, 2019

In this episode, the gang stops at Barky's for some food. There's a rock and roll museum there. So they check that out, too.

Jocyline's B: Beasts Feb 04, 2019

The gang sure is in a pickle this time! See how they get out of that locked studio!

Jocyline's C: Frogs Feb 11, 2019

The gang basically solves all of Jocyline's puzzles in this one... or do they?

Jocyline's D: Rods Feb 18, 2019

The gang lays down their new hit single at the recording studio.

Killthedral A: Mugs Feb 25, 2019

The gang goes into a new adventure in a new town... lost somewhere in time. Phran is our first guest DM! Check out all the trouble that the gang finds themselves in this week!

Killthedral B: Thief Mar 04, 2019

The gang works hard on defeating the puzzles and challenges of the Omen Tomb! See the quick work that our sleuths make of these silly puzzles!

Killthedral C: Library Mar 11, 2019

The gang pours through a library and solves a few more puzzles with water in this episode.

Killthedral D: Resurrection Mar 18, 2019

This is the final episode with our guest DM, Phran. We finish the puzzles and attempt to release the Omen Tomb from the curse it's been under this whole time.

Los Prados A: Arena Mar 25, 2019

The gang gets to a new town and tries their luck. Join them as they roll their way through this casino!

Los Prados B: Robo Apr 01, 2019

The gang delves deeper into the political underpinnings of the Golden Clover casino.

Los Prados C: Oro Apr 08, 2019

The gang really dives in and checks for exits. They meet a few famous musical acts and network for their future careers.

Los Prados D: Suerte Apr 15, 2019

The gang beats all the odds in this nail-biting conclusion of the Los Prados story! See how they do it!

Mnemonica A: Campking Apr 22, 2019

The gang gets to a new town and begins ignoring the mystery in favor of dumb jokes. Don't miss this one!

Mnemonica B: Mound Apr 29, 2019

The gang trudges through the swamp in search of clues on ways to solve the mystery of what happened to this ghost town.

Mnemonica C: Warmheart May 06, 2019

The gang finds what evil lurks in the heart of the swamp. A swift retreat and a hasty rescue ensue.

Mnemonica D: Izduca May 13, 2019

The gang wraps up this mystery and Season 1 all in the same episode! See how they handle the frozen friends.

Announcements Announcements Annou-ouncements May 20, 2019

Just a short episode with some announcements for what to expect from BMT in the future. Thanks for the great first year!

New Oggsheld A: Beach May 27, 2019

The gang gets to a new season and a new town in time to vote for a new viscount.

New Oggsheld B: Sending/Receiving Jun 03, 2019

The gang looks into a mysterious threat upon the venue for this town. Their search leads them into great peril in a tower.

New Oggsheld C: Snake Jun 11, 2019

The gang faces off against the forces defending the magical sword found in the base of the tower. They discover some more information about the threat on the Sound System venue.

New Oggsheld D: Hydra Jun 17, 2019

The Gang fights a Hydra, and it takes them a whole episode to do it! There is some good plot at the end, and a new song! So tune in for the whole thing!

Opir Magna A: Ship Jun 24, 2019

The gang ships out to Oggsheld, but there seems to be a problem on the way! The gang tries their best to figure out what's taking this ship so long.

Opir Magna B: Boat Jul 01, 2019

The gang tries to create ways to escape the clutches of the mysterious hands in the water. Find out if they make it! Special guest Dan Getkin of Dan Getkin and the Twelve Six fame has music to be found on the internet!

Opir Magna C: Drag Jul 08, 2019

The gang handles a giant cephalopod and escapes the boat with their lives and equipment. They follow leads and find out who the true mastermind is behind the Opir Magna's problematic journey.

Find more music by Dan Getkin and the Twelve Six at dangetkin.bandcamp.com.

Opir Magna D: Open Mic Jul 15, 2019

The gang is victorious against the beast of the sea, and they celebrate with the most songs ever in an episode! Thanks to Dan Getkin for his guest appearance. Catch him playing shows or online.

Prindeys-Dooinnalys A: Birthday Jul 22, 2019

The gang gets hired for a birthday gig and sets off to the remote estate for the party. -edd and Brayton's father is the guest bard.

Find out about Native American cultural dances and music at www.powwows.com

Learn more about Dark Skies Association

Prindeys-Dooinnalys B: Secrets Jul 29, 2019

The gang hangs out with Roland and discovers some interesting hidden things in their sweet suite.

We're donating a dollar to Darksky.org every time we swear.

This excerpt gives a little background on what a chicken dance is and is taken from The Prescott Pow Wow website:

"The Chicken Dance originates from the Northern Plains tribes. It has only become popular recently in the Pow-Wow arenas throughout the United States. Chicken Dancers will imitate the mating dance of the prairie chicken by rocking their heads back and forth as if they were pecking at the ground as they spin from side to side in slow majestic movements. Regalia belonging to the Chicken Dance are usually a porcupine hair roach and two long pheasant tail feathers that curl backwards with colored plumes on the end. Traditional dress for the typical Chicken Dancer is very minimalistic. Popular are black colored tight shirts and leggings with a drape covering the chest and back. The fringe for a Chicken Dancer is very short unlike that of a Grass Dancer or Traditional Dancer. The bustle of the Chicken Dancer is small in comparison to that of the Traditional Dancer in that it only uses small pheasant or eagle feathers circling the outside of the bustle board with bunches of small loose feathers or plumes in the center. Bells and sheep or goat skins adorn the dancer’s ankles. Moccasins can be either fully beaded or simplistic in nature. Some dancers choose to wear arm bustles and most will use the typical beaded wrist cuff. Hand carrying items include a mirror board or a gourd in one hand and an eagle tail feather fan in the other."

Prindeys-Dooinnalys C: Aunts Aug 06, 2019

The gang finds out what lies beyond the secret tunnels and helps do some redecorating for Berney.

Prindeys-Dooinnalys D: Return Aug 12, 2019

The gang solves the mystery and plays another song! Check out Darksky.org to see what they're about. Thanks again to my Father for being a co-DM!

Q'ar Wuraan A: Chains Aug 19, 2019

The gang is invited to play a show on the isle of Q'ar Wuraan. Check out our guest's brewery in Oakdale, PA, USA! Helicon Brewing

Q'ar Wuraan B: Nature Aug 26, 2019

The gang learns all about the shops on this floating isle, but doesn't seem to find out what the mystery is. Perhaps the nature walk will prove confusing.

Thanks to our Guest Bard, Chris. Check out his great work at Helicon Brewing.

Q'ar Wuraan C: Arrest Sep 02, 2019

The gang stands and fights the T-rex from the nature walk. Once they get back to town, antics ensue as they run from the law! Check out Helicon Brewing!

Q'ar Wuraan D: Verdict Sep 09, 2019

The gang rots in jail while Flo finds clues to exonerate them before the trial. Chris finishes his guest appearance with the halfling monk, Finkas. Check out Chris' brewery in Oakdale at heliconbrewing.com. Stop down and try a Treetrunk Brown Ale brewed with Bardic Mystery Tour!

Roodooi'au A: Stranded Sep 16, 2019

The gang is on a new island adventure searching for a way off.

RooDooi'au B: Adventurers Sep 23, 2019

The gang meets some locals and find out that they share some problems, so they set off to solve them. Starting with a cave in the North.

Roodooi'au C: Townsfolk Sep 30, 2019

The gang, having escaped the dreaded dragon, peacefully returns to town only to find that trouble followed them. After that threat is defeated, they head into town to gather clues about the townsfolk.

Roodooi'au D: Interrogations Oct 07, 2019

Grundledore follows up on leads by interrogating some of the townsfolk while Flo and Sammy chase down the boat traveling to Roodooi'au Minor!

Stibble A: Constable Oct 14, 2019

The gang gets to the island of Stibble only to find out that there has been a break-in at the government building. The local law enforcement enlist the band to help in the investigation, and they set to work finding clues.

Stibble B: Alibis Oct 21, 2019

The gang follows leads for the list of suspects that Constable Bernard gave them, and they turn up some interesting information. Grundledore falls in love.

Stibble C: Moonbeam Oct 27, 2019

The gang solves the mystery only to find out that there were darker secrets yet to uncover! You won't want to skip this exciting cliffhanger... because then the next episode wouldn't make any sense.

Stibble D: Tome Nov 04, 2019

The gang finishes up their adventure in Stibble by crushing all of the enemies and playing a rock and roll show. Thanks for the great first two seasons, and Bardic Mystery Tour will be back on Nov. 25th, 2019 for Season 3.

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