Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

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TOXIC KITCHEN ALERT! Patrick Gutfield EXPOSES the DEADLY Cancer-Causing POISON Lurking in Your Utensil Drawer + Listener Mail Feb 28, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from viewers expose MISSISSIPPI'S shocking plan to RENAME the Gulf of Mexico, and the STRANGEST Oscar nominations that left Hollywood SPEECHLESS! Scientists found these toxic chemicals in 100% of breast milk samples tested - YOUR FAMILY could be next!
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Apple's AI Exposes Awkward Trump-Racist Connection While CIA Agents Get Outed in Mass Layoff Email Feb 27, 2025

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Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email about federal layoffs may have compromised undercover agents during Trump-Musk's workforce purge. All this as Trump orders "maximum elimination" of federal jobs and a mysterious deadly disease spreads in Congo leaving fifty-three dead. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the most shocking headlines with his signature no-holds-barred commentary.
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Eagles ready to visit Trump after Megyn Kelly meltdown: The White House invite that never existed! Feb 26, 2025

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The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly wage war over Joy Reid's MSNBC exit, with Lemon sipping tea from a "Kelly Today" mug while delivering choice words. House Speaker Mike Johnson struggles to pass Trump's "big, beautiful budget bill" as staff shuffles continue across agencies. The White House turns into America's strangest workplace - where football teams await invites that don't exist, government employees write bullet-point book reports to keep their jobs, and network personalities tell each other to perform anatomically impossible acts!
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Patrick Gutfield BRUTALLY DEMOLISHES Bongino, Musk, and the FBI in SAVAGE Late-Night TAKEDOWN! His FOURTH Point Will Leave You SPEECHLESS! Feb 25, 2025

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Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth about Elon Musk's "anti-woke" AI that was secretly programmed to PROTECT ITS CREATOR! You won't BELIEVE what these powerful men are trying to hide!
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Elon Musk's $5,000 Stimulus Check Proposal: Could You Be Eligible for a DOGE Dividend? Feb 24, 2025

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Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the prize with the thieves! Join us as we dive into these absurd tales, and discover why sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Plus, find out how you can stimulate the economy one impulse purchase at a time!
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Hooters' Bankruptcy, Trump's CPAC Circus, and Musk's Federal Employee Ultimatum: The Weekend's Wildest Stories Feb 23, 2025

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This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending 75 minutes boasting, taunting enemies, and basking in his supporters' adoration, with some even calling him the greatest president of all time. And in a bold move, Elon Musk threatened to fire federal employees who don't report their work in 5 bullet points by Monday night, sparking outrage from unions and legal experts. Buckle up, because these stories are a wild ride!
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Barron Trump's College Life Causes GOP Meltdown, Trump's Gaza Riviera Plans, and Kamala Signs with Hollywood Feb 21, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's hilariously hackable government efficiency website, and Kamala Harris making the jump from VP to Hollywood talent agency. A satirical romp through the week's political chaos where even attending class can become a national scandal and government websites are about as secure as a screen door on a submarine.
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Trump Crowns Himself King, IRS Gets Fired, and Ohio's DIY SWAT Team Feb 20, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full tactical. Plus, the IRS layoffs have Patrick planning some creative tax deductions. A sharp, satirical take on the week's political chaos, delivered with a punch and zero regard for traffic laws or proper police credentials.
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Trump's Executive Orders, Kennedy Center Protests, and Mexico Fights Back! Feb 19, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield analyzes recent political developments, including Trump's closure of the JFK Library, protest dancers at the Kennedy Center, Mexico's potential lawsuit against Google, and U.S.-Russia negotiations in Saudi Arabia. A satirical look at current events through the lens of late-night style comedy.
Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land.
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Nuclear Mishaps, Air Force One Shopping, and Tom Cruise's NASCAR Dreams Feb 18, 2025

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Trump tries to fire our nuclear weapons staff (but takes it back), makes Boeing execs sweat over Air Force One inspections, and Jeff Gordon hints at a "Days of Thunder" sequel that could either be amazing or a disaster. Plus, why firing nuclear scientists by email might not be the best management strategy.
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