Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

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Trump's Tesla Bailout? Wall Street TANKS as Greenland Becomes America's New Obsession Mar 11, 2025

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Join host Patrick Gutfield as he delivers biting commentary on Wall Street's reaction to Trump's tariffs, the President's surprising Tesla purchase to support Elon Musk, and America's renewed interest in acquiring Greenland
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Vance's Meme Wars and Trump's Soccer Diplomacy Mar 10, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious takes on JD Vance's social media meme struggles, his hot mic moment during Trump's lengthy speech, the Cincinnati protest controversy, and Trump's bizarre claim that trade tensions with Mexico and Canada will make the 2026 World Cup "more exciting."
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Trump, Tesla, and Turnberry Troubles Mar 09, 2025

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Sharp-witted commentary on Trump's vandalized Scottish golf course, the Musk vs. Rubio White House showdown, Tesla owners facing backlash, Trump's controversial Kennedy Center appointments, and Sam Bankman-Fried's prison interview with Tucker Carlson. Patrick Gutfield brings a perfect blend of political insight and comedic timing to the biggest headlines.
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Time Terrorist Patrick Gutfield DESTROYS America's Most HATED Tradition! His Take on Daylight Saving Will Leave You GASPING! Mar 07, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield absolutely EVISCERATES the ridiculous tradition of Daylight Saving Time in his latest rant! From clueless farmers to Arizona's smugness, nothing is sacred in this BRUTAL takedown. Plus, read the SHOCKING listener mail that proves Americans are LOSING THEIR MINDS over losing an hour of sleep! You won't BELIEVE what the guy from Seattle has been getting away with for 15 YEARS!
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MARTIAL ARTS DJ CONTROLS U.S. FOREIGN POLICY?! Plus RFK Jr's SHOCKING Measles Solution & Miami's WAR on Spring Break! Mar 06, 2025

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BOMBSHELL REVEALED: A karate instructor/wedding DJ's Facebook post just influenced TRUMP'S UKRAINE POLICY! Meanwhile, Health Secretary RFK Jr sends VITAMINS to fight a deadly measles outbreak as the first child DIES! And Miami Beach declares ALL-OUT WAR on college students for second year with AGGRESSIVE tactics that have business owners DIVIDED! PLUS: Elon Musk calls Social Security a "PONZI SCHEME" while he pays LESS than you! The spring break destination that's treating visitors like CRIMINALS and the Facebook group that's controlling INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS!
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CHAOS IN CONGRESS: Rep PHYSICALLY REMOVED As Trump Claims 'We're Taking Back Panama Canal!' 😱" Mar 05, 2025

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Explosive scenes at Trump's address to Congress! Watch as Democratic Rep. Al Green gets DRAGGED from the chamber shouting "YOU HAVE NO MANDATE!" while Republicans chant "USA!" Plus, Elon Musk calls Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" as Trump announces plans to seize foreign territories. The egg crisis NO ONE is talking about and why Democrats are storming out wearing SECRET messages on their shirts! You won't BELIEVE what happened when Trump mentioned Ukraine
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Trump's Joint Congressional Address Tonight: What Time, How to Watch & Why Nancy Pelosi Says "Let Him Stew in His Own Juice" Mar 04, 2025

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President Trump addresses Congress tonight at 9 PM Eastern Time in what promises to be a dramatic showdown. Find out why this isn't technically a State of the Union, which Democrats are boycotting, and how Nancy Pelosi advises her party to respond. Plus, discover how Trump's new tariffs could add up to twelve thousand dollars to your next vehicle purchase!
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GOVERNMENT CHAOS: Musk's Email Demands Cost Taxpayers MILLIONS While Celebrities Panic Over Epstein List! Mar 03, 2025

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Trump's America is WILD! Elon Musk's weekly "prove your worth" emails to federal employees could waste SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION dollars annually while celebrities scramble after being named in Jeffrey Epstein's newly released contact book! Plus, Trump declares English the official language - but can he spell "covfefe" correctly?
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"Trump's five Million Dollar 'Gold Card' For Rich Foreigners While Musk Claims 'Canada Is Not a Real Country'" Mar 02, 2025

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Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this as JD Vance's hometown paper eviscerates him as a "lapdog vice-president," Fyre Festival scammer returns with mysterious million-dollar tickets to a show with no announced acts, and California's perfectly-coiffed governor launches a podcast where he'll interview "MAGA architects." Patrick Gutfield delivers these headlines with his signature razor-sharp commentary and zero sympathy for politicians or their hair products.
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OVAL OFFICE EXPLOSION: Trump DESTROYS Zelensky While Totally-Not-a-Russian-Spy Watches EVERYTHING! Mar 01, 2025

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You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War III just one tweet away?
Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land.
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