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Trump Warns Tehran, Hints at War, and Launches a Cell Phone? Jun 17, 2025

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President Trump cuts his G7 trip short to issue a dramatic evacuation warning to Tehran, escalating tensions with Iran amid rising hostilities with Israel. As nuclear threats loom and generals fall at record pace, Trump says he’s “not in the mood to negotiate”—but also floats backchannel talks. Meanwhile, he launches Trump Mobile with the $499 “T-One” phone and a $47.45/month plan referencing his presidential number. Yes, we’re juggling war, telecoms, and nuclear diplomacy… all in one episode.
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Trump Warns Tehran, Hints at War, and Launches a Cell Phone? Jun 17, 2025

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Trump Wants More Babies, China Wants Fewer Chatbots Jun 16, 2025

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Patrick Gutfield unpacks America’s "fertility crisis" as Trump declares himself the “Fertilization President” and floats a $1,000 baby bonus—because diapers apparently cost three bucks? Meanwhile, JD Vance thinks cat ladies shouldn’t vote, and Trump’s solution to low birth rates is… less immigration. Across the globe, China is locking down AI tools like Tencent and ByteDance during the gaokao exam to stop students from cheating. Steel-reinforced rooms, fingerprint heists, drones, and pantsless test-takers—just another week in education. And yes, we used AI to help make this episode. Don’t tell Beijing.
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No Kings : Anti-Trump Protests Sweep U.S. as Trump Throws Himself a Military Parade Jun 15, 2025

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On Trump's 79th birthday, thousands protested across all 50 states under the banner "No Kings"—while Trump marked the day with tanks, robot dogs, and a full-blown military parade. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the tear gas, the fireworks, the Vanilla Ice references, and the presidential ego trip that had all of Washington shaking.
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Introducing - Operation Rising Lion Jun 14, 2025

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Operation Rising Lion is the untold story of one of history's most audacious intelligence campaigns, narrated by the man who lived it.Marcus Cole spent twenty years coordinating Mossad's most sensitive operations. Now, at 52, he's ready to tell the story that's haunted him for seven years—how a midnight heist in Tehran sparked a shadow war that prevented nuclear catastrophe and cost him everything he had left to lose.
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Trump’s Bulldozers, Birthday Parade, and Confederate Base Names: A Week of Chaos Jun 13, 2025

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President Trump contiunyes a dizzying week by paving over the Rose Garden—for high heels' sake—while launching personal flagpoles, gold Oval Office updates, and a ballroom “compliments of a man known as Donald J. Trump.” Meanwhile, he's prepping a massive birthday military parade to outshine the Pope, proposing to shut down FEMA duringhurricane season, and bringing back Confederate base names—sort of. It’s a whirlwind of bulldozers, branding, and baffling priorities.
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Trump Military Parade June 14: Route, Time, Security, Cost & What Really Happened Behind the Scenes Jun 12, 2025

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Everything you need to know about Trump's June 14 military parade in Washington DC. Get the inside details on the $45 million cost, 18 miles of security fencing, parade route from 23rd to 15th Street, how 120 chairs became 28 tanks, and why the Army's 250th birthday celebration requires inauguration-level security. Plus: the real timeline of how this event grew from Biden-era planning to Trump's massive birthday spectacle.
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Newsom vs. Trump, LA Protests, and That Awful Trump Golf Club Health Score Jun 11, 2025

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Governor Gavin Newsom sues Trump over military deployments in LA as protests over immigration heat up. Trump fires back, suggesting Newsom should be arrested. Meanwhile, JD Vance plays peacemaker between Trump and Elon Musk, Marines wait in Seal Beach, and Gavin maybe kicks off his 2028 campaign a little early. Plus, a deep dive into the horrifying health inspection score at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster—because nothing says "presidential" like expired milk and no soap.
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Marines, Mayhem & Dr. Phil: Trump’s LA Showdown Gets Wild Jun 10, 2025

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Marines in LA? Dr. Phil on ICE raids? Trump and Elon in a billionaire brawl that’s nuking Tesla’s stock? Oh, and gas stations now serve pizza better than your local pizzeria. In today’s episode, we break down the chaos: President Trump sends 700 Marines to Los Angeles, Gavin Newsom tells him to bring it on, and somehow Dr. Phil gets involved. Meanwhile, Elon Musk and Trump are in a full-on feud that has Vice President JD Vance nervously playing referee as Tesla’s value nosedives. And if that wasn’t wild enough, your local gas station is becoming a mall with surprisingly edible mozzarella sticks. Welcome to America 2025, where the fuel is drama, the cuisine is gas-station gourmet, and the politics are a reality show gone off the rails.
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LA Protests Explained: Why Newsom Is Suing Trump Over National Guard Deployment (Plus: TSA Bans Costco Cards as ID) Jun 09, 2025

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Breaking down the Los Angeles immigration protests that turned violent, Governor Gavin Newsom's lawsuit against Trump's unauthorized National Guard deployment, and the bizarre TSA announcement that Costco membership cards don't count as valid travel ID. From downtown LA clashes to constitutional law battles, here's what's really happening in California's standoff with the federal government - plus why your bulk shopping privileges won't get you through airport security.
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