Bad Dates

Latest Episodes:

The Creepy Cat, The 8 Day Headache and Scary Barry Mar 18, 2022

Ed Crasnick, Dana Gould, and one of our listeners Nicole share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Dana’s tale of a dirty bird with a bitty kitty. Ed feels bad that he is not a whore. And Nicole goes on a road trip that instantly heads south but not the direction on a compass.

It’s our grand season finale, but you’ll be saying fin-wowee! Thanks for listening!

The Downside of Soup Dressing and Poop Art Feb 25, 2022

Alex Gregory, Steve Hytner and Scott Thompson share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Steve recall the time a hot lady poured even hotter soup on her salad. Listen as Alex went to an art show and screamed “oh no.” And Scott drops some good old fashioned Canadian wisdom on us.

Three cool dudes that will definitely get your ears in the mood -- to listen!!

Polter-Bed-Geist and Professor Club Foot Feb 11, 2022

Dawn Dekeyser and Nicky Urban share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Dawn regale us with an online date that literally got off on the wrong foot. Nicky has some drinks and gets the worst kind of bed spins. And Rob has to explain why he is not cheating with a gay Sasquatch.

Tell your ears to ask your butt to have a seat and get your jaw in the “open” position, because things are about to get freaky + deaky.

Three Very Awkward Meals Jan 28, 2022

Paul Greenberg, Jackie Harris Greenberg and Bill Kunstler share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Paul weave a yarn of meeting a date's very frank folks. Jackie regales us with the moment she realized she was dessert. And Bill gets some extra calcium at the worst possible time.

Yank someone’s doodle, because this one is a dandy! https://TheBadDatesShow.com

Coupon Carl, My Soupsie Gave Me The Oopsies, and the Bank Of Tears Jan 15, 2022

The glorious Susan Yeagley, the badass Brendan Smith, and the elegant Wayne Federman share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear about the time Susan went on the most-discounted date of all time, Brendan got sick but not with love, and Wayne pursued an amnesia victim.

The calls are coming from inside the house… of crazy stories! https://TheBadDatesShow.com

The 12 Stitches of Christmas Dec 24, 2021

If you think candy canes are sweet, join Rob and our producer Jeff for a quick Christmas tale that is sure to put you in the spirit… and then have you rush to the drug store for penicillin. It’s our first “Bad Dates” holiday treat. Thanks for listening!

Rolling Sexual Snake Eyes in Vegas, Hot and Homeless, and a Visit From Dr. Carin! Dec 16, 2021

Dode Levenson, Valerie Tosi and our special guest star/shrink Dr. Carin Goldstein share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear about the time Dode’s getaway for two became moving day for six, Valerie tried to literally roll with it, and how amazing psychotherapist Carin analyzes everyone’s bad choices… including her own.

Will you accept this rose… of madness?

Sweet Kelly Jelly Belly, Gorilla Time and Shoes Nov 27, 2021

Stacy Traub, Stephen Cragg and Michael Jamin share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear about the time Stacy set sail on the S.S. Bad Choice, learn how Stephen created a new cologne called “Humping Cowardice,” and when Michael realized that candy isn’t dandy and stopped him from getting randy.

Pour your ears a big hot cup of something, and have them settle back into an easy chair.

A Holy C-Block, Hot Houston Sinbad Pants, and Racist Rice Nov 11, 2021

Matt Weinhold and Cheryl Holliday share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Matt dig down deep into his own personal hurt locker to recall how The Man Upstairs stopped things from happening “downstairs.” Cheryl shares how she battled the Texas wasteland looking like M.C. Hammer, and Rob does the math on how five minutes can feel like five million.

Set your fun phasers on “f-enjoy!"

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Getting Butt-Pregnant, A Human Juggler, And Selling Your Soul For Free Pie Oct 28, 2021

Ali Lu, Kandice Martellaro and Andy Berman share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Ali’s gripping yarn of meeting her dream date… who was also many others’ dream date. Kandice gets offered a career as a sex slave. Andy meets a woman from an ad who turns his evening all kinds of bad.

After you listen to this audio bar mitzvah, your ears will become all man

Caught On A Fence, A Date Who Was Dense & A Baseball Fan Who Was Intense Oct 14, 2021

Arden Myrin, Steve Hytner, Bryan Safi and one of our listeners share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Arden’s tale of wanting to become “a woman” so badly she got impaled on top of a fence. Steve meets a woman who combined the perfect mix of America’s favorite pastimes… baseball and handguns. Bryan gets caught in an awkward position by his ex, and the ex’s new Bryan. And our dear listener Chloe hears those five magic words: “Will you lactate for me?”

Tell your ears to bring a big mug so they can have a huge sip of this funky HOT medina!

A Poop-Filled Apartment, Beauty Queen Barf & A Weirdo In A Fedora Sep 24, 2021

Arden Myrin, Dana Gould, and one of our listeners share their greatest worst dating stories ever with host Rob Cohen!

Hear Arden’s tale of trying to be hip in NYC, only to make a bad date escape past a mine field of… something. Dana Gould’s shrug-worthy dinner is made even worse by a table-hopping handwriting analyst. Rob Cohen’s stealthy evening with a beauty pageant winner is sunk by a bottle of questionable wine. And our dear listener Erin ignores red flags galore from a hat-clad lothario.

As our spiritual mentors, The Gap Band, used to wisely say “Everybody all aboard. Oh, baby. Don’t miss the party train.” Words to live by for our very first episode!

Grab anything with a buckle and switch it to the “up” position!