Bachelor Gaytion

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Episode 17: Whose Lane is It Anyway? Jun 26, 2019

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Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week the femmes have a lot to go over: naked bungee jumps, poly date montages, driving metaphors (?), sexy saunas, musical numbers that no one asked for... the list just goes on and on. Tune in to hear our thoughts on all of the above and more! ~Love ya~

Episode 16: The Luke P. Show Jun 18, 2019

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Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This time we're recapping the last two episodes of The Bachelorette, which was easy af given the fact that NOTHING HAPPENED. Luke P. continues to singlehandedly make the most compelling case for the Law of Attraction, as he's pretty much turned The Bachelorette into The Luke P. Show. According to Luke, if you can dream it, you can be it (and by "it" we mean "not a psycho", "totally telling the truth", and "Hannah's future husband"). We have a lot to say about this hot mess express. Tune in to hear more! Don't forget, if you love us, leave us a review. We love ya!! Byeeee

Episode 15: Bad Aries! Jun 10, 2019

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Can you even believe Luke P.? We can, because nothing scares us femmes more than a Bad Aries, and Hannah's got one Bad Aries on her hands. The femmes break down all that problematic behavior, along with the cute af date with Tyler C., the snooze fest that is Jed, and our predictions for the next episode. Listen up everyone! The femmes are speaking!

Episode 14: We're Back (With Kittens!) May 30, 2019

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Colton Who??? Welcome (back) to Bachelor Gaytion! In our first episode of this season's recap of The Bachelorette, the femmes get up to speed on all the boys! We have a few thoughts/concerns regarding this season's lineup, which includes an airborne Leo, a Resting Sleeze Face Aquarius, and a bible-thumping Aries (yikes). With so many to choose from, however could a Libra pick just one??? Hannah is clearly loving the attention and the femmes are living for it. Tune into our recap to hear more...

Episode 13: The End. Mar 26, 2019

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It's the much-anticipated, wrap-up recap episode, finally! If you thought we were done talking shit... think again! The femmes are fashionably late to discussing the season finale. Wanna hear our take on Colton's toxically masculine, last-ditch effort to prove his love to Cassie? How about our thoughts on the newest Bachelorette? Tune in to the final episode of the season (if you even care anymore lol, we get that it's hard to). Thanks for listening and we'll see u lovely queers (and allies) next season!! We

Episode 12: Fence Jump! Mar 12, 2019

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Welcome to our super queer Bachelor recap, Bachelor Gaytion! This week's episode comes a little late, because, well, we just don't care for this season anymore (also, retrograde has been ruff !). We did record us talking shit though, so better to share that late than never, right?? If you can't get enough of that fence jump, or wanna listen to the femmes breakdown that breakup (yiiiikes), or maybe just enjoy a good Colton roast, tune in!

Episode 11: You Can't Microwave a Bachelor Mar 01, 2019

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Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! Do we even like the bachelor anymore? Is this a complaining podcast? Why is Colton so boring? We have so many questions! Tune in as we break down the latest episode.

Episode 10: The Benchwarmer Feb 15, 2019

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Welcome to Bachelor Gaytion! This week the femmes are MAD. Listen 2 us give Colton and the franchise a piece of our mind!!

Episode 9: Ingrid thinks blonde men are NOT cute and you should agree. Feb 08, 2019

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Welcome to our queer Bachelor recap! Listen up, cuz these two femmes have a lot to say this week. We break down Heather's...awkward... dating history, Colton & Cassie's Survivor audition tape, and probably the most entertaining group date so far this season (Demi -- are they paying you extra?? pls say yes). Things got a little slimier this time around, and we're not sure how we feel about it...

Episode 8: Cancer of the House Jan 30, 2019

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In this episode Ingrid and Toni "discuss" Colton's Aquarian behavior, from awkward conversation to kissing banditry, even playing referee to some more contestant drama. The femmes have a lot to say about this bachelor, the ladies, and of course, their sun signs. Listen up!

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