AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Put the kettle on! You’re invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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5 Signs You're STUCK in a REPEATING PATTERN! (And Why That's Actually a GOOD Thing!) Nov 11, 2026

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It's 11/11 — so what's the DEAL with these patterns?! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?! Are you dating the same terrible people? Having the same arguments? Making the same mistakes you SWORE you'd never make again? Well, diva, this is scalding tea: You’re not stuck at all! In fact, the reason your life keeps repeating itself may be because you're actually healing, growing, maturing, and ascending! Yes, honey, ESPECIALLY when it feels like you're going BACKWARDS! In today's Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 5 ASTROLOGICAL CYCLES that explain why we keep encountering the same patterns — and why these reruns may actually be signs of extraordinary personal transformation.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:06:10) Why Do We Keep Repeating the Same Patterns?

(00:10:08) The Spiral Staircase: Why You're Not Actually Stuck

(00:14:58) The Moon: Your 28-Day Emotional Reset

(00:21:55) The Nodes of Destiny: Karmic Cycles & Repeating Lessons

(00:29:49) Saturn Cycles: The 7-Year Itch

(00:35:56) Saturn Through the Zodiac Signs

(00:41:03) Your Rising Sign: Discover Your Chart's Birthday

(00:44:17) The 12th House: Breaking Old Patterns

(00:46:33) Neptune & Pluto: When Lessons Last for Years

(00:51:41) Breaking the Cycle: What Happens Next?

At today's Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the Moon's emotional cycles, the karmic lessons of the Nodes of Destiny, Saturn's 7-year checkpoints, your Rising Sign's birthday (whatttt), and the powerful transformations of Neptune and Pluto. We'll explore why certain problems resurface at specific ages, how your birth chart reveals the lessons you're here to learn, and why revisiting an old situation doesn't mean you've failed to move forward. Because personal growth isn't a straight line, diva — it's a SPIRAL STAIRCASE. And just because you're seeing the same scenery doesn't mean you're on the same floor. You're CLIMBING, baby! Time to sip!

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Episode 64. This episode was recorded on November 6, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Week of Nov 9: After 6 Weeks of CHAOS... We're SO BACK! (Scorpio New Moon + Retrogrades END = KARMIC Gifts Abound!) Nov 09, 2026

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LOCK TF IN! Between the New Moon in Scorpio, Jupiter’s date with destiny, AND both Mercury and Venus concluding their retrogrades on Friday the 13th (yes, really), the nightmare is over! Aliza is serving piping hot horoscopes — but here's the real tea: we're not returning to who we were before this all began. No, we're moving forward with NEW priorities, NEW perspectives, and a completely transformed understanding of what we DESERVE. So grab your tea, dust off your manifestation journal, and prepare for some MAJOR developments. The future is calling, and we're FINALLY ready to answer!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:10:35) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:31:59) Journal Prompt

(00:33:42) Aries Horoscope

(00:36:14) Taurus Horoscope

(00:38:47) Gemini Horoscope

(00:41:33) Cancer Horoscope

(00:44:46) Leo Horoscope

(00:47:41) Virgo Horoscope

(00:50:39) Libra Horoscope

(00:53:23) Scorpio Horoscope

(00:56:09) Sagittarius Horoscope

(00:58:35) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:01:05) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:03:31) Pisces Horoscope

For the Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down three major upcoming astrological events: the New Moon in Scorpio, Mercury and Venus stationing direct on November 13, and Jupiter's rare conjunction with the South Node in Leo (the first installment of a three-part cosmic story unfolding through April 2027)! We're exploring karmic connections, second chances, powerful manifestations, and the revelations that will help us turn 6-weeks of retrograde lessons into extraordinary opportunities for growth. Plus, a tarot pull, a journal prompt, and personalized WEEKLY HOROSCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs! LFGGGG!

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Episode 62. This episode was recorded on November 4, 2026.

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Your Mercury Sign... And Why It Matters Nov 04, 2026

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Can you hear me!? Today, we're talking about Mercury… and what if I told you that your Mercury sign is JUST AS IMPORTANT as your Big Three?! Your Mercury placement reveals how your brain works, how you process information, how you express yourself, and — perhaps most importantly — how you understand the world around you. This week, we're cracking the communication code, one zodiac sign at a time. I’m getting into the strengths (and *cough* weaknesses) so you know how to maximize this most critical part of your identity. There’s a reason words are wands, friends — and today — we’re stirring it all up!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:49) Why Your Mercury Sign Matters (The BIG FOUR!)

(00:12:52) The Myth: The Magician & Hermes (The Messenger of the Gods)

(00:17:46) Mercury in Aries

(00:19:15) Mercury in Taurus

(00:20:44) Mercury in Gemini

(00:23:06) Mercury in Cancer

(00:24:49) Mercury in Leo

(00:27:06) Mercury in Virgo

(00:31:33) Mercury in Libra

(00:33:54) Mercury in Scorpio

(00:36:23) Mercury in Sagittarius

(00:38:51) Mercury in Capricorn

(00:40:59) Mercury in Aquarius

(00:43:30) Mercury in Pisces

From the mythology of Mercury (aka Hermes), to its esoTEAric connection with The Magician tarot card, we're exploring how this fast-moving planet influences the way we think, learn, listen, argue, and make sense of the world. Why do some people communicate directly while others speak in riddles? What makes certain Mercury placements especially analytical, intuitive, diplomatic, or dramatic? And how can understanding someone else's Mercury sign help you navigate romantic relationships, friendships, family dynamics, and even professional collaborations? Aliza breaks down MERCURY IN ALL 12 ZODIAC SIGNS, revealing the unique strengths, challenges, and communication styles of each placement. When you understand Mercury, you can start making some serious MAGIC. Tea is SERVED!

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Episode 62. This episode was recorded on October 27, 2026.

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Week of Nov 2: HUGE BREAKTHROUGHS — THIS Is Why Everything's Been So Crazy (You're Going to Be OKAY?!) Nov 02, 2026

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We need to talk! After several weeks of absolutely UNHINGED astrology, your HOROSCOPE for the week ahead offers a little clarity amid the chaos — and even though the nuttiness isn’t going anywhere, we can (maybe!) begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel. We're talking about unexpected opportunities, long-awaited revelations, and that not-a-minute-too-late reminder that even when life feels completely upside down, the universe still has a few tricks up its sleeve. So grab your tea, leave your baggage at the door, and prepare for a much-needed reality check. We're going to be okay… probably? But until then, tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:07:11) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:23:43) Journal Prompt

(00:26:27) Aries Horoscope

(00:28:46) Taurus Horoscope

(00:32:10) Gemini Horoscope

(00:34:42) Cancer Horoscope

(00:37:33) Leo Horoscope

(00:40:41) Virgo Horoscope

(00:44:02) Libra Horoscope

(00:46:20) Scorpio Horoscope

(00:49:30) Sagittarius Horoscope

(00:52:37) Capricorn Horoscope

(00:55:59) Aquarius Horoscope

(00:59:39) Pisces Horoscope

First, Venus retrograde in Libra forms a beautiful sextile with Jupiter in Leo, bringing opportunities for love, creativity, abundance, and second chances. What was happening in YOUR life back in August, and why might those themes be returning now? We’ll discuss. Then, Mercury retrograde meets the Sun in Scorpio for a powerful cazimi moment, illuminating secrets, delivering important information, and helping us finally understand what these retrogrades have been trying to teach us. Plus, Aliza pulls a tarot card, shares a journal prompt about shifting perspective, and delivers personalized WEEKLY HOROSCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs — exploring the revelations, opportunities, and transformations coming your way. Sure, the retrogrades aren't over yet, but things are beginning to make sense. Scalding, indeed!

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Episode 61. This episode was recorded on October 23, 2026.

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TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY?! Aliza Reads the Birth Charts of The 5 Most NOTORIOUS Serial Killers! (BLIND REACTIONS!) Oct 28, 2026

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For this very special Halloweek week, seriously SINISTER edition of AstroloTea, we’re doing TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY, investigating the birth charts of 5 of the most NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS in modern history! Aliza Kelly is getting brave, and blind reacting to these infamous birth charts. What do Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez (the Night Stalker), and David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) have in common? Well, it may be more than meets the eye. This is a very scary Tea Party, darlings!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:10:36) Ted Bundy

(00:22:40) Jeffrey Dahmer

(00:28:56) John Wayne Gacy

(00:37:39) Richard Ramirez

(00:43:12) David Berkowitz

Aliza explores the disturbing histories of Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, and David Berkowitz, examining their backgrounds, crimes, and eventual capture. Then, Aliza turns to the charts, investigating their planetary placements, astrological aspects, and potential patterns involving power, obsession, control, secrecy, and violence. What similarities emerge between these 5 murderers? Which placements are especially surprising? And what can these extreme case studies teach us about interpreting the complexities of a birth chart? This is an exploration of astrology, psychology, and the darkest corners of human behavior. So pour yourself a cup of tea, summon your courage, and join us for the most TERRIFYING Tea Party of the year. Tea is served... but proceed with caution!

Content warning: This episode discusses real murders, sexual violence, and other disturbing crimes. Listener discretion is advised.

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Episode 60. This episode was recorded on October 16, 2026.

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Week of Oct 26: HORROR-SCOPES for the HAUNTED Full Moon + HALLOWEEN CHAOS! (Plus, COSTUMES for EVERY Sign!) Oct 26, 2026

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THE MOON IS FULL! THE VEIL IS THIN! HORROR-SCOPES ARE SERVED!! Happy HALLOWEEN, divas! We're officially entering the most HAUNTED week of the year, which is TANC (There Are No Coincidences), considering our seriously intense Full Moon in Taurus. But don't be scared, get prepared! This week, Aliza is serving personalized HORROR-SCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs, complete with predictions for the week ahead AND a special Halloween COSTUME GUIDE for every sign! Tea is filled with tricks and treats.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:10:12) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:34:42) Journal Prompt

(00:37:20) Aries Horoscope

(00:40:25) Taurus Horoscope

(00:42:58) Gemini Horoscope

(00:46:13) Cancer Horoscope

(00:49:17) Leo Horoscope

(00:51:56) Virgo Horoscope

(00:55:15) Libra Horoscope

(00:58:45) Scorpio Horoscope

(01:02:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(01:05:16) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:08:03) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:11:22) Pisces Horoscope

What happens when the zodiac's axis of life and death becomes illuminated under a powerful Full Moon? When unexpected revelations suddenly rise from the grave? Plus, we're exploring the spiritual significance of Halloween, the ancient festival of Samhain, and Día de Muertos — reflecting on the mysterious thresholds between life and death, past and future, and the visible and invisible worlds. Get ready for tarot, journal prompts, horror-scopes, and UNHINGED costume recommendations for every sign. So light your candles, lock your doors, and prepare for a seriously SPOOKY brew. A very haunted edition of AstroloTea is served!

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Episode 59. This episode was recorded on October 16, 2026.

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The SCARIEST Birth Chart?! SEX, DEATH & POWER — What YOUR 8th House REVEALS! (Yes, YOU HAVE IT!) Oct 21, 2026

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Horror? Kink? Destruction!? Welcome to the 8TH HOUSE, divas — the most mysterious, scandalous, and downright HAUNTED part of your entire birth chart! This is where we encounter our deepest desires, our most complicated attachments, and the extraordinary experiences that transform us FOREVER. And if you have PLANETS in the 8th HOUSE? Honey, pull up a chair. At today’s Tea Party, Aliza is talking about forbidden passions, ancestral secrets, shared fortunes, psychological obsessions, and the ultimate mystery of existence itself: DEATH! Chilling! So do come in, make yourself comfortable — nevermind the ghosts. The door has already slammed behind you, anyway.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:06:37) What are the 12 Houses in Astrology?

(00:11:20) The 8th House: Death, Sex, and Transformation

(00:26:28) Everyone Has an 8th House (What It Means)

(00:29:42) Sun in the 8th House

(00:33:03) Moon in the 8th House

(00:37:56) Mercury in the 8th House

(00:40:27) Venus in the 8th House

(00:44:15) Mars in the 8th House

(00:47:45) Jupiter in the 8th House

(00:50:52) Saturn in the 8th House

(00:53:22) Uranus in the 8th House

(00:55:35) Neptune in the 8th House

(00:57:34) Pluto in the 8th House

So what’s the deal with 8th House? Why does this part of the birth chart have such a spooky reputation? And what happens when YOUR planets occupy this mysterious territory? Aliza breaks down what each placement reveals about your psychological depths, hidden motivations, and extraordinary capacity for reinvention. Plus, she explores the difference between natal placements and planetary transits, and explains why EVERYONE should tap into their 8th House energy. Prepare to descend into the astrological underworld and discover the powerful magic waiting beneath the surface. It's a seriously spooky Tea Party, and we obviously saved you a seat.

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Episode 58. This episode was recorded on October 12, 2026.

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Week of Oct 19: CREEPY CHAOS!? Mercury Retrograde + Scorpio Season + Venus REBORN! (Don't Be SCARED; Get PREPARED!) Oct 19, 2026

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PICK YOUR POISON, DIVAS! Spooky season is getting SERIOUSLY supernatural! First, Scorpio Season officially begins! Then, Venus Retrograde reaches her powerful midpoint at ZERO degrees Scorpio, marking an extraordinary rebirth. And THEN, because apparently we need more chaos, Mercury ALSO goes retrograde! Our final Mercury Retrograde of 2026! And, yes, honey, that means Mercury AND Venus will be retrograde at the same time. The cauldron is BUBBLING! But remember, even the most dangerous ingredients can become powerful medicine in the hands of the right witch. So grab your broomstick, prepare your elixirs, and let's get ALCHEMICAL!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:10:32) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:30:46) Journal Prompt

(0:32:45) Aries Horoscope

(0:35:27) Taurus Horoscope

(0:39:11) Gemini Horoscope

(0:42:52) Cancer Horoscope

(0:46:18) Leo Horoscope

(0:49:49) Virgo Horoscope

(0:53:52) Libra Horoscope

(0:56:47) Scorpio Horoscope

(1:00:30) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:03:01) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:05:39) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:08:58) Pisces Horoscope

This week, Aliza explores the extraordinary astrology of Scorpio Season, including the profound symbolism of Venus Retrograde's conjunction with the Sun at 0º Scorpio — a powerful moment of metamorphosis as Venus transforms from Evening Star to Morning Star. And what do we NEED to know about this final Mercury Retrograde of 2026? And what does it mean that BOTH Mercury and Venus will station direct on November 13?! From revisiting old relationships to uncovering hidden truths, we're exploring how to transform the lessons of the past into something meaningful for the future. Plus: a tarot pull (that turns out to be VERY TANC), a journal prompt, and horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Bottoms up, witches! Tea is served!

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Episode 57. This episode was recorded on October 12, 2026.

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Top 5 Signs for SHADOW WORK — YOUR Birth Chart REVEALS Secret Truths, Deep Desires, and Repressed POWER (What Are You HIDING?!) Oct 14, 2026

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Are you being HAUNTED… by YOURSELF? Chilling! This week — we're diving into your birth chart and heading straight into the psychological underworld to meet your SHADOW SELF: the mysterious, repressed, and secret parts that you've tried to bury, deny, or shame into extinction. But guess what, diva? The shadow is immortal; the shadow will never die! Mwahaha! Behold! It’s time for some seriously spooky SHADOW WORK… and the 5 ways you can start working with this powerful tool for integration (and individuation) right now. Tea!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:14:26) What Is Shadow Work?

(00:17:53) Meet Your Shadow Self

(00:23:00) Pluto: Death, Rebirth & Transformation

(00:27:41) Black Moon Lilith: Reclaiming Your Power

(00:31:06) South Node: The Shadows of Your Past

(00:35:05) The 4th, 8th & 12th Houses: Secrets of the Psyche

(00:41:17) The Balsamic Moon: Embracing the Darkness

(00:43:34) Final Thoughts: Becoming Whole

In this very special Halloween-coded Tea Party, Aliza explores the fascinating intersection of astrology, mythology, and depth psychology through the groundbreaking work of Carl Jung. What exactly is your shadow self? Why do we repress certain parts of our identity? And how can astrology help us reclaim the power we've unknowingly surrendered to shame, fear, and unconscious patterns? Aliza reveals 5 powerful places to explore your shadow through your birth chart. So pull up a seat, take a sip, and prepare to meet… well, yourself!

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Episode 56. This episode was recorded on October 2, 2026.

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Week of Oct 12: It's Been 5 MONTHS of WEIRDNESS... But — Thanks to PLUTO — Your POWER Is Coming BACK! (MAJOR SHIFT!) Oct 12, 2026

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Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, some seriously intense energy is finally moving FORWARD. Pluto — the planet of power, control, and transformation — is going direct after being retrograde since May, and suddenly the things that once seemed impossible are looking a whole lot more achievable. New opportunities! Major breakthroughs! Big boss energy! And the best part? Reclaiming your power can actually be FUN. Yes, divas, FUN!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:09:04) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:22:27) Journal Prompt

(0:23:54) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:01) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:10) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:03) Cancer Horoscope

(0:35:21) Leo Horoscope

(0:38:01) Virgo Horoscope

(0:40:40) Libra Horoscope

(0:42:59) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:45:41) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:48:36) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:51:12) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:53:32) Pisces Horoscope

This week, Aliza breaks down three powerful astrological events that could change EVERYTHING: the Sun's fabulous connection with Jupiter (aka Casino Daddy!) opening doors to exciting new possibilities, Pluto stationing direct in Aquarius and transforming our relationship with power, and a productive Mars-Saturn trine helping us turn our biggest dreams into REALITY. What have you been trying to control since May? What opportunities are finally coming your way? And what would happen if you stopped waiting for permission and started making some serious POWER MOVES?! Plus, Aliza pulls the Nine of Wands and serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs, revealing exactly where you can reclaim your authority, seize new opportunities, and LOCK THE FUCK IN. Time is money, friends, and this week we're in the business of taking back what's ours. Pinkies up! Tea is served!

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Episode 55. This episode was recorded on October 2, 2026.

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