AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

Put the kettle on! You’re invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT) Sep 14, 2026

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Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up.

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On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God?

Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:29:16) Journal Prompt

(0:30:12) Aries Horoscope

(0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope

(0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope

(0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope

(0:41:23) Leo Horoscope

(0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope

(0:48:29) Libra Horoscope

(0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:02:43) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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7 Signs You’re Actually About to LEVEL UP (Yes, ESPECIALLY If YOUR Life is FALLING APART) Sep 09, 2026

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IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned.

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At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:09:34) What is an uplevel?

(00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements

(00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements

(00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements

(00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements

(00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns

(00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying

(00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments)

Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026.

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Week of Sept 7: FINALLY! New Moon in Virgo = The PERFECT Time to MANIFEST and MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN! (Let's DO IT!) Sep 07, 2026

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The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning to the same life you left in July. Eclipse Season changed things. YOU changed — and we’ve got to tea about it.

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With everything you know TODAY, what do you actually want next? On September 10, the Sun and Moon meet at 18º Virgo, while Venus enters Scorpio and Mercury enters Libra, giving us an extraordinary opportunity to take everything Eclipse Season revealed and turn that wisdom into new intentions, rituals, habits, systems, and possibilities. Let’s pull a tarot card for the week ahead, explore a profound journal prompt, and dive into personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to reveal exactly what YOU should be manifesting under this New Moon. It’s time to make some magic!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:15:21) Journal Prompt

(0:15:37) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:19:30) Aries Horoscope

(0:22:28) Taurus Horoscope

(0:25:10) Gemini Horoscope

(0:28:20) Cancer Horoscope

(0:30:45) Leo Horoscope

(0:33:42) Virgo Horoscope

(0:37:00) Libra Horoscope

(0:40:30) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:43:25) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:46:14) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:49:13) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:52:36) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 45. This episode was recorded on August 24, 2026.

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Your Saturn Sign... And Why It Matters Sep 02, 2026

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DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!

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In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Reaper?

(00:08:53) Saturn Return, Saturn Square, Saturn Opposition

(00:10:32) Saturn’s Mythology + Villain Origin

(00:30:27) Saturn in Aries

(00:34:24) Saturn in Taurus

(00:37:24) Saturn in Gemini

(00:39:50) Saturn in Cancer

(00:43:07) Saturn in Leo

(00:45:11) Saturn in Virgo

(00:48:31) Saturn in Libra

(00:52:01) Saturn in Scorpio

(00:55:01) Saturn in Sagittarius

(00:57:50) Saturn in Capricorn

(01:01:06) Saturn in Aquarius

(01:03:42) Saturn in Pisces

Episode 44. This episode was recorded on August 20, 2026.

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Week of Aug 31: RARE LUCKY Jupiter + Saturn — It's Been 13 YEARS! (ROLL THE DICE; It's Now or NEVER!) Aug 31, 2026

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Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major!

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On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:09) Journal Prompt

(0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:13) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope

(0:36:32) Leo Horoscope

(0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope

(0:44:41) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:03:21) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026.

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Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!) Aug 26, 2026

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It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread.

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Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before — clear, direct, and so deliciously esoTEAric!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea (Tarot) Party

(00:07:58) How I Learned Tarot

(00:10:34) Do You Need to Be Gifted Your First Tarot Deck?

(00:12:47) The History of Tarot

(00:19:12) Understanding The Rider-Waite-Smith Deck

(00:23:28) The Four Tarot Suits + Astrological Elements

(00:28:21) How to Read the Minor Arcana

(00:38:02) How to Read the Court Cards

(00:44:48) Major Arcana + The Hero's Journey

(00:45:29) The Fool (0) through The Chariot (VII)

(00:51:57) Strength (VIII) through Temperance (XIV)

(00:57:29) The Devil (XV) through The World (XXI)

(01:03:45) Final Tarot Secrets (Hot Tarot Tea!)

Episode 42. This episode was recorded on August 12, 2026.

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Week of Aug 24: SHOCKING Blood Moon LUNAR ECLIPSE in Pisces! (HAUNTING Breakthroughs & REVEALS) Aug 24, 2026

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Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer toward its dramatic conclusion, AND forms a chaotic T-square with Uranus (the planet of shock and disruption). So what happens when an unpredictable planet crashes directly into an unpredictable eclipse? Please fasten your seatbelt; we anticipate tremendous amounts of turbulence.

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This week, Aliza breaks down everything you need to know about the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces: why the Moon turns red, what makes a Lunar Eclipse different from a Solar Eclipse, and why this particular eclipse could deliver MAJOR revelations, emotional breakthroughs. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull. and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs revealing what it means for you. Tea service begins now.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:19) Journal Prompt

(0:21:30) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:33) Aries Horoscope

(0:28:22) Taurus Horoscope

(0:31:15) Gemini Horoscope

(0:34:19) Cancer Horoscope

(0:37:44) Leo Horoscope

(0:41:31) Virgo Horoscope

(0:46:27) Libra Horoscope

(0:50:13) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:53:36) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:57:31) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:00:52) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:04:44) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 41. This episode was recorded on August 13, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

IG: @alizakelly

TikTok: @alizakelly

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Show IG: @astrolotea.pod

Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/

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CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey) Aug 19, 2026

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You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal!

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Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party

(00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things

(00:02:47) Crashing Out & Locking In: The Aries Moon Story

(00:04:24) How Aliza Curses Her Enemies (Barbarous Words)

(00:05:42) Tarot Pull

(00:07:39) The 11th House: Going Viral & Being Perceived

(00:12:12) The 12th House: Big Feelings & Channeling Marilyn Monroe

(00:15:39) Jupiter, Abundance, and Career Predictions

(00:18:38) Cogey Spills Hot Tea!!!!

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Episode 40. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026.

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Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!) Aug 17, 2026

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Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign.

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In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:35) Journal Prompt

(0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:26:20) Aries Horoscope

(0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope

(0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope

(0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope

(0:38:57) Leo Horoscope

(0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope

(0:45:40) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:01:21) Pisces Horoscope

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026.

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DOs and DON'Ts of Eclipse Season — What Eclipses Mean For YOU (This is IMPORTANT!) Aug 12, 2026

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It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw?
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Why are eclipses so different from ordinary New Moons and Full Moons? Why is manifestation such a big no-no? Who will be most impacted by the August 12 Solar Eclipse in Leo …or the August 28 Lunar Eclipse in Pisces? Aliza has something for everyone, and let’s you know EXACTLY what Eclipse Season means for you! Expect fate. Expect intensity. Expect revelations. But most importantly, expect the unexpected — because this energy absolutely spills the tea.
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(00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party
(04:40) Why are Eclipses Such a Big Deal?
(06:39) DO Meet the Eclipses
(17:28) DON’T Manifest
(25:45) DO Know What Eclipses Mean For You
(35:45) DON’T Panic
(42:20) DO Learn Your Eclipse Story
(48:57) DON’T Be Surprised If Nothing Happens

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Episode 38. This episode was recorded on August 4, 2026.

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