Astrology Roast

Episode 99: Hopeful Romantics Feb 21, 2022

Episode 98: Britney Freed Nov 15, 2021

Episode 97: HOW ARE YOU? Sep 06, 2021

Hi hi hi.... why is 'how are you' such a triggering question? what would you bury at the funeral for your insecurities and what is your wish for the Jewish New Year?
Xoxo
Keren and Etai

Episode 96: The Spark Jun 20, 2021

Hi everyone!!!
Hope you are surviving this retrograde... In times of need and despair, we look up to the wise Aquarius, Oprah.
This episode we are trying to figure out how to keep the spark alive using Oprah's tips. Are they helpful? mmm......
We also try to figure out what the fuck is happening with Jlo and Ben - double Leo, can it work 18 years later?
Anyway, as always, it's a bumpy ride.
Xoxo

Episode 95: Dancing With The Devil Apr 16, 2021

What a wild ride. Addictions. Demi. Montero. Aries Season. All of it. xx

Episode 94: And Just Like That... Jan 23, 2021

Sex And The City is coming back! (minus Samantha) and we got some things to say about it. We also talk about Astrology and conspiracy theories and of course Anti by Rihanna,

Episode 93: It's Been A While Jan 03, 2021

Quoting the legendary miss Britney Spears, we know we shouldn't have kept you waiting, but we're here now.
Inspired by Esther Perel's webinar, this episode is all about mentors, the people who see us and leave a mark in our story.

Episode 92: Jessica Lanyadoo Nov 14, 2020

Say hi to one of our favorite episodes to date. We had the privilege of speaking to Jessica Lanyadoo, the Capricorn we all need in our lives. Wise and practical! Join us in this conversation on queerness, tennis balls, vitamins, hope, determination, Jesus and a million of other things.

Episode 91: Rebellion Nov 07, 2020

Mercury retro is over, so it's safe to speak again.
This episode we share some of our retrograde horror stories, but also look up to the most iconic rebels out there who inspire us to rebel against the evil forces in this world. We even managed to not talk about politics at least 5 times this episode. Enjoy xx

Episode 90: Bitch, Be Humble (cause of the evil eye) Oct 18, 2020

Do you believe in the evil eye? well whether if you do or you don't, we got some new for you - it's real and it was probably placed on you by a Scorpio.
How to know if you're affected? How to fight it? all the answers are in this episode. Sorry for the shitty sound, the cat dropped the mic!!!

Episode 89: REGRET @fojam Sep 28, 2020

The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV. Please check out @fojammelbourne for incredible content.
Xoxo

Episode 88: Reparenting & Chromatica Sep 05, 2020

The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us as well, but that's only if you believe Astrology is real.

Episode 87: ERIS WAP Aug 15, 2020

Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around.
This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so ourselves) of how to fix all the problems in the world. (spoiler: it has to do with the Mean Girls screenplay)
Love you all.

Episode 86: #FREEBRITNEY? Jul 26, 2020

Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is!
It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her.
On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our Instagram page as part of the FOJAM festival. Make sure to join us :)

Episode 85: Focusing On Our Careers Jul 01, 2020

Hi everyone!
Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but you don't want to come out. We also talk about how to control your ex's narrative, we pull out some cards and discuss the retrogrades! This Ep has got a little bit of everything.

Episode 84: How To Fall In Love Part 2 Jun 13, 2020

Part 2 is here.
Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"

Episode 83: How To Fall In Love Part 1 May 31, 2020

So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report.
In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions!
Did we become closer? did we end up fighting? this is only the beginning.

Episode 82: Solar Returning Y’all May 10, 2020

IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY!
Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of these two years, where are they now? Tune in to find out. We talked a little bit about the meaning of Solar Return, the implications of living with a Virgo moon, with a Gemini moon, and just in general. We also talked about the worst thing you can do to a Leo (hint: #poormichelle) Also, it wouldn't be an Astrology Roast episode without talking about J.lo, Britney and heartbreak. Shout out to our Pisces couch RIP. Thank you for listening to our podcast!!!

Episode 81: we found hope in a hopeless place May 02, 2020

This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best.
Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her gym down as well as classic Hollywood movies such as Erin Brockovich and Coyote Ugly. We manage talking about a mung beans cleanse that maybe worked and maybe didn't work. We did manage to talk about reincarnation, the Bechtdel test, and much much more.

Episode 80: Ambiguous Grief Apr 18, 2020

So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief!
What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief?
But obviously we can't be just serious, so we talk about the Scorpio from Instagram, the loss of a mirror, and some other stuff.
This episode we also mention and learn from all of these amazing people: Esther Perel, Colin Bedell, Aliza Kelly and Nadiya Shah! Follow all of them!!!

Episode 79: Life After Corona (we are the worst) Apr 10, 2020

We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance.
Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep cups and some self compassion.
Sending love and health wishes to everyone xx

Episode 78: We're Still Here Apr 04, 2020

Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout?
Here is an episode for you.
Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through together.

Episode 77: Signs In Quarantine Mar 23, 2020

What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus - sorry in advance.
Sending everyone so much love at this time x

Episode 76: The Original Feminists Mar 13, 2020

Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us.
Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a million more topics.
Thanks for listening to us! We love you.
Xx

Episode 75: Happy Pisces Retrograde Mar 06, 2020

Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried to record this episode 3 times!!! if that doesn't prove that Astrology is real, we really don't know what is. Love you all.

Episode 74: Queer Cosmos Mar 01, 2020

This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why Geminis should get a better reputation and the relationship the queer community has with Astrology.
Check Colin's Instagram @queercosmos and his new book called Gemini

Episode 73: Love Cauldron Feb 09, 2020

Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to be back with another rollercoaster of an episode of Astrology Roast.

Episode 72: One in a Thousand Jan 19, 2020

Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star signs work at an advertising agency, and PLENTY MORE!

Episode 71: Nadiya Shah Jan 01, 2020

This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah.
We has an incredible conversation with her, talking about some of the most burning questions in the astromeme world. Are cusps real? Is there a 13th sign? And most importantly - what does this decade have in store for us???
Part of our conversation is on this episode, and the other part os on Nadiya’s youtube channel. Check it out.

Episode 70: Flirting Is Not Cheating Dec 24, 2019

Sagittarius season came and gone, and we are here to sum it up and look forward to Capricorn season. Also, we took time to answer the question which was raised many many episodes ago, is flirting cheating? a Libra would probably say no, but is there an objective truth?
We definitely discussed other topics, but who can tell which.
Anyway, off to set some goals and get a promotion, it's Cap season bitches!

Episode 69: End of a Decade(s) Dec 01, 2019

It's Sag month bitches! and honestly we have a great ep for ya'll!!
We talk about, 2020 and the past decades, Britney Spears, homophobia, spicy food, peak virgo behaviour and WHAT NOT, and yes I didn't put a capital V at the virgo just to piss you virgos off.
Anyway love you always,
xx

Episode 68: Scorpio Fuckery Nov 25, 2019

Hiiiiii we've missed you so much!
It's been a minute since our last episode. Mercury was retrograding like a mother fucker, and Scorpio season was burning us to ashes so we can get back up again and live our best lives during Sagittarius season that is HERE.
Tune in this episode to hear some crazy stories from the past month.
xoxo

Episode 67: No Hablo Español Oct 29, 2019

SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE!!!
It's been a year (obviously) since last Scorpio season, and here we are again. Sexual and vengeful than ever.
Keren is now mingling with Astrology Roast listeners in Buenos Aires (shout out Morita) while Etai is visiting witches in Tel Aviv. Add to that Scorpio season and an upcoming Mercury retrograde, and you got one hell of an episode. Tune in to hear us discuss some of the most outrageous Scorpio stories, and some other signs too.
xx

Episode 66: HUSTLERS Oct 26, 2019

If you thought we would let a new Jennifer Lopez film pass us by without making a special episode... do you even know us?
Well, Hustlers the movie has been out for a while and we got stuff to say. What are the star signs of each character? Why is Julia Stiles in it? Is Nicole Kidman Michael Jackson? Can Constance Wu dance? Can you start over after getting hurt? Wow. So many questions, and all will be answered.
We also talk about other things. Love you all. Xx

Episode 65: Interview with Zackary Drucker Oct 15, 2019

Hi everyone, we had the privilege of interviewing the talented Taurean, Zackary Drucker.
The recording is not amazing but the content is GOLD!
This interview took place at FOJAM festival. For more details: https://fojam.com
Thank you Zackary for your thoughts and time :)

Episode 64: The Stump Oct 09, 2019

LIBRA SEASON IS HERE!
This ep we are talking about the story of The Giving Tree, which is essentially a sexist children's book that is describing a horrible relationship.
We also talk about The Bachelor, the Kardashians, Britney's Astrology lesson, and lots more.
Thanks for listening xx

Episode 63: The Most Of Every Sign - Part Two Sep 09, 2019

Yes this is us dropping two episodes in a row! Part 2 of our critically acclaimed series is here!
Tune in to hear all the tea on the second half of the Zodiac - Libra to Pisces.
We had so much fun recording these two episodes, hope you guys like 'em!
xx

Episode 62: The Most Of Every Sign - Part One Sep 08, 2019

This is a VERY fun two part series in which we go sign by sign, and share their crazy behaviour around us during the recent few weeks. This episode technically goes from Aries to Virgo, but honestly you should just listen to all of it cause the tea is HOT.
Xoxo

Episode 61: Vanilla Brats Aug 27, 2019

It's Virgo month bitches! Please excuse the background noises. We really should have kept them for a different month in which people pay less attention to detail like... gemini?
Anyway - join in to hear us discuss the BDSM test and how it connects to our charts! We also talk about the hottest Virgos, the funniest Virgos... and not even one word about the queen of Virgos. Ok, one word. Also the fuck they are doing a new Space Jam!!!
Love you all xx

Episode 60: Butts, Leos, and IBS Aug 09, 2019

Hi everyone! It's only been two weeks but we miss you all CONSTANTLY.
This episdoe was recorded at the peak of Mercury Retrograde so as always - we apologize in advance.
Tune in to this one to hear about which star sign is connected to which body part. Who has beautiful voices? Who owns the sexual organs? (you already know the answer to that one).
We also talk about Leo birthdays, step siblings, a little bit of body love, and what not.
Most importantly - after years of being inspired, obsessed, and learning everything we know to be true from her - Etai went to see Jennifer Lopez LIVE!
Love you all
xx

Episode 59: Fortune Telling Jul 26, 2019

This week we have a pre-recorded episode with our amazing guests all the way from Sydney! Kitty (Taurus) and Ally (Pisces) who you might recognize from our famous Daddy Issues and The Big Roast episodes. Kitty is an amazing Tarot reader, and she is here to serve us all the tea. Ally is a wise Pisces who serves tops the tea up. Can you manipulate your friends using Tarot? are Tarot cards racist? and why is everyone obsessed with Astrology and spirituality?!
ALSO there is so much background noises, sorry! People were literally playing The Corrs and murdering someone next door. Bear with us.
Follow Kitty @thebigreveal and Ally @allygarrett they are amazing

Episode 58: What Would Natalie Portman Do Jul 15, 2019

The tide is high but we’re holding on! And we even have a new way to disassociate. Tune in to learn about the Natalie Portman method. Other than that, it is a Mercury Retrograde episode so a description won’t cut it. Just listen.
We also mention @idanmatalon and @kayxstars check her out she’s amazing.

Episode 57: Total Eclipse of the Heart Jun 30, 2019

Holy fucking shit if you look up in the sky everything seems normal but actually shit is going DOWN!
We have Cancer season, Mercury retro, eclipses and what not. But we're still here, showing up and doing our best to keep money safe, and have our daily coffee. We also discuss the 5 love languages, and maybe some hate languages as well? as we often say about our episodes, it's a weird one, but hey, it's the stars' fault. k bye.

Episode 56: The Juices Of The Rubbish Jun 21, 2019

Pride Month is here and we got some tea. Is straight pride the same as Leo pride? Are Cancerians funny? Why do everyone hate on Kim K for doing the most obvious thing as a Libra and studying law??? Also, we obviously have a Britney update for you.
This one is a bit messy, so buckle up for a bumpy ride.

Episode 55: Oceans Won't Tear Us Apart Jun 07, 2019

We have a brand new fresh outta the oven episode for you!!! With the help of the miracle that is called the Internt, we managed to record our first overseas episode of Astrology Roast!
We are talking about Gemini season which is hitting us all like a slap in the face, Keren many many Gemini jobs, we also talk about fragile masculinity, Eurovision and Jerusalem pride!
TUNE IT WE MISSED YOU ALL

Episode 54: The Bible May 24, 2019

What is the connection between the bible and Astrology? Nicki (Libra) is here to try and help us understand. This week we explore the representation of Lilith, her story and her role in people's charts. She is a boss ass bitch and it's super interesting. Also, what's the deal with women in the bible. And is god a Leo? Was king David gay? Was Jesus gay? is God gay? so many questions will be answered on this episode.
Join us for a roller-coaster of faith, fate, and memories of religious education. And a mini zoo.

Episode 53: 3,183 Stages Of Grief May 12, 2019

Our couch is gone. Our beautiful comforting Leo couch has been taken by a hipster couple. This week on Astrology Roast we are talking about grief, and the different stages it can manifest in life. Later this week Etai (Aries) is leaving Australia after nearly 4 years, and our way of dealing with it is of course, talking about it. We are taking a trip down memory lane, what are some our our favourite moments living in this special neighborhood and how the fuck do we move on!!!
Have no worries, the podcast is still running, just changing a bit. Thanks for tuning in.
Love you all x

Episode 52: We ♥ Technology May 03, 2019

Targeted ads, Netflix, google, Instagram, Bitcoin, technology and the internet (ruled by Mercury) are an integral part of our lives. Good or bad? depends who you ask. We actually love it, and can't wait for the government to take our finger prints and steal our identities. The meme world is celebrating fictional characters and assign them with star signs based on their characteristics. This week we are naming (and shaming?) some of our favourite fictional characters and their star sign!
Tune in and follow us on our Insta @astrologyroast

Episode 51: The Saṃsāra Apr 27, 2019

As promised, we tried to find ourselves in a nudity-optional festival on a Libra full moon, and boy did we find ourselves. We definitely found something. Keren (Gemini) is investing in bitcoin these days! Tune in this week as we explore the themes of fake consent, stepping outside of your comfort zone, weird workshops, and of course - ANXIETY!

Episode 50: Slaves 4 U Apr 19, 2019

Happy Easter and Pesach Sameach everyone! Holidays, fun and relaxing as they may be, can sometimes also induce some anxiety. Especially ones which require hanging out with your family or singing songs about how someone is trying to kill us every year, like the Jewish holiday Passover. However, we are here to break it down, while answering some hard hitting questions such as what star sign are the pants from The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants? or does Crossroads pass the Bechdel test? (yes) and how can you tell the difference between anxiety and intuition?

Episode 49: THE BIG ROAST Apr 12, 2019

The big roast. The ultimate roast. The roastest roast. Call it what you want. This episode is not for the faint-hearted, because we are getting real. We got a representative from each of the elements. Keren (Gemini) Ally (Water) Kitty (Earth) and Etai (Fire), and together we went over each and every sign, and dished some hot tea. What are most annoying things about the signs that make the Zodiac wheel turn? Tune in for a roller coaster of hard truth mixed in with some tough love. We had the best time recording it and we hope you like it!
Follow Ally @allygarrett and Kitty @bigrevealtarot
Follow us @astrologyroast

Episode 48: Not All Daddies Apr 06, 2019

This is an episode we've been waiting to make for a LONG TIME. We've discussed the concept of daddy issues many times before on our podcast, but this week, we are joined by two incredible people to assist us uncover what lies beneath this drive that leads our lives!!! (okay maybe not our entire life but 99% of it). Ally Garrett (Pisces) and Kitty (Taurus) are smart and experienced, and they are here to help us all understand and cope with those patterns.
Tune in to hear some of our most ridiculous stories and experiences, while drawing inspiration from texts by Demi Lovato, Jlo, and a random Tinder bio that is just HOT.
We also discuss Britney's Instagram comeback.
Follow Ally @allygarrett and Kitty @bigrevealtarot
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Episode 47: A Few Of Our Favourite Things Mar 31, 2019

Hi hi hi. Aries season is still here. YAS.
Inspired by a random meeting with an advice giving Leo, we decided to dedicate an episode to the people that inspire us, Astrologically, and generally. Feel free to share with us the people that inspire you, and check the people we mention on this episode - because we think they are AWESOME!
We mentioned Nadiya Shah (Aquarius) The Pleasure Mechanics Podcast, Sofie Hagen (Scorpio), Amber Wagner (Leo), Abbi Jacobson (Aquarius) Bear Ryver (Unknown ) and Oliver Sacks (Cancer), and the amazing listeners of this podcast (Every Sign)

Episode 46: Spring in the Butt Mar 24, 2019

What the hell we are in Western Australia looking for a pink lake! It is Mercury Retrograde after all.
This episode we are celebrating the beginning of the Astrological year, the end of Pisces season (thank fuck) and the start of Aries season. If you are feeling energized, horny, and erratic - it's not a coincidence. ALSO - one of us has fallen in love with someone they met 5 days ago, so that's fun and terrifying.
Join us this week to hear about all of the above, as well as the concept of life cycles, why are we celebrating beginnings but are scared of endings, and why is it actually great to be in the deep shit?
We are on Insta @astrologyroast

Episode 45: Is Blood Thicker Than Water? Mar 16, 2019

This week we discuss a topic that is so important to us: Friendship. And we are not doing it alone! we are joined by Zoe (Aquarius) and Meg (Pisces) which are amazing and also - best friends.
We ask hard hitting questions like, why the fuck in our society, romantic relationships are more important than friendships, how many cars keyed are too many cars keyed, and is there any stronger matter on this Earth than Oprah and Gayle's friendship?
Please join this conversation and let us know your thoughts.
Follow us on Insta (only if you want to) @astrologyroast

Episode 44: Rage becomes Her Mar 09, 2019

There aren't enough crystals in the world to for this Pisces Mercury Retrograde clusterfuck! but we showed up so you can tune in as we discuss International Women's Day, tanning with canola oil, Uranus transitioning into Taurus, Martha Stewart (Leo), Gayle King (Capricorn) and what not.
We also talk about the book Rage Becomes Her by Soraya Chemaly‎ (star sign unknown)
We finish off with a moral dilemma. Is it okay to stalk someone in order to find out their birthday to then check their birth chart? Let us know what you think on our Insta @astrologyroast
Love you stay safe
xx

Episode 43: Your Life, Your Story Mar 02, 2019

Wait, are we a political podcast? hell no. Politics are for Caps and Librans. But we just wanted to point out that Israel's prime minister is a Libra and is suspected of taking the most Libran bribe ever. Also, what if Etai (Aries) becomes the first Pride Minister ever? We really hope he doesn't.
In this episode we cover some themes which are close to our hearts: the eraser of bisexuality, the reclaiming of one's story and how does it all connect to Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. Tune in, see what's up.
Anyway, we still got some stickers.
Also this is our insta account @astrologyroast

Episode 42: Attached!!! Feb 23, 2019

The serial killers list we posted on our Instagram caused a bit of controversy, sorry for trying to keep ya'll safe! Anyway, we went to a gay festival and it was an interesting experience that left us confused, happy and screaming YAS at random people in the street with no reason.
This week on Astrology Roast we are diving into a foreign concept - evidence based research. When it comes to relationships, are we attached or avoidant? or both? and what does it have to do with Astrology? also Ariana Grande (cancer) has a new album and unsurprisingly, we have stuff to say.
The book we are referring to is Attached by Rachel Heller and Amir Levine, and the singer is Laura Jean (virgo)
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Episode 41: THE WORST SIGN I'VE EVER DATED Feb 14, 2019

It's Valentine's Day, so let's talk about love and the dangers of love. In order to save you the trouble, we conducted a research through our Insta account, and we have the results. Which signs are the worst to date? and just to be extra more safe - which sign has the most serial killers?
Spread the love. x

Episode 40: ANTI/further Feb 09, 2019

It's been 3 years since Rihanna (Pisces) released her masterpiece of an album. Anti.
At the same time Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette's award winning album, is being turned into a musical. Coincidence? we think not.
Join us this episode on a whirlwind of astrology and music exploration. Is Rihanna a channel? (yes) Is Rihanna a role model? (fuck yes) Do artists make music that fit their star sign? Do people listen to songs that fit their star sign? Did lady gaga steal Born This Way from Madonna? Is Frank Ocean the greatest person who ever lived? (yes)
Sorry for all the questions, there are even more on the episode.
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Episode 39: Need a wheel? Feb 02, 2019

Is it possible to reinvent yourself? Movies make it look so easy, but in reality no one really likes camping or wearing a bathing suit!
Even though it's hard, we both tried to step out of our comfort zone and do something brave. Tune in to hear about Etai cuddling strangers and Keren being the subject of an art show. This isn't a HBO Girls episode, it's actually our lives. Except no one pays us, nor anyone cares.
Astrology wise, we are exploring the fascinating idea of the North and South nodes, and how they affect our lives.
You know we are on Instagram @astrologyroast
Love you all
xx

Episode 38: Step Into The Light Jan 26, 2019

With the full moon striking it's energy down on us simple humans, we discuss our strategies of self care, from long ass couch sessions, to bagels with your grandma, to fantasizing about being on the show Q&A. We also discuss the Leo energy of being in the spotlight, and how sometimes stepping into your spotlight could be simple and only involve you and a tracksuit.
It's a weird one. Enjoy x
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Episode 37: Age of Aquarius Jan 19, 2019

There are very few topics we have't discussed on this episode. Very few.
We spoke about last week's live roast, we read some star signs confessions, we discovered we are charting in surprising countries, and most importantly, we learned so much from some Dolly Parton and Jennifer Aniston quotes.
We also played a new game called "hi babes, what's my sign".
Tune in to listen to all of the above, and more!

Episode 36: LIVE ROAST Jan 13, 2019

January 12th is the day on which we had a live event and recorded a live episode. We apologize in advance for the recording quality, we did our best. Still waiting for that Adidas sponsorship so we can buy more equipment. Anyways, it was an incredible experience with amazing people and we are so proud to share this.
Thank you to everyone that came, and everyone that's tuning in every single week, we love you!

Episode 35: Releasing The Ghost Jan 05, 2019

2019 is here and we are back on the couch! This week we are talking about letting go of the ghosts in our lives. Should we release ghosts or should we embrace them? and what can we learn from Carrie Bradshaw and Astrology on the matter?
ALSO this week we are introducing a new segment on the podcast "Story Time With Lori Time", at the end of each episode you can listen to a story by Lauren, our dear Leo friend.
Check her bags on @kaparadesigns on Insta

Episode 34: Greatest Hits: Our Prerogative Dec 22, 2018

We are taking a quick end of the year mini break, but in the meantime, we made you this compilation of some of our favourite moments from the past year on the podcast. We named it after Britney's first greatest hits album, because she made a greatest hits album and then made a lot of other great hits and had to release another greatest hits album. Maybe we will too.
COME TO OUR LIVE EVENT JANUARY 12th 2019
All the details are on our Instagram and Facebook
Happy new year x

Episode 33: Christmas Roast Dec 15, 2018

Christmas is here ya'll! Yes, we are two Jews. But we have opinions! This week is extra special, because we are bringing you a filmed episode which is available for listening here and for watching on our IGTV.
Was Jesus a Capricorn? Why do people in Melbourne piss in jars during Christmas time? Did Mariah Carey really not know who Jennifer Lopez was? Is Christmas better than Hanukkah? These, and so many more questions will be answered!!!
Listen here, or head over to our Insta page, and join this very festive episode.
Our live event is happening January 12 2019 in Melbourne. We would love to see you if you are around!

Episode 32: Deep Soulful Sweats Dec 09, 2018

We went to an incredible Astrological experience. Basically a dance party where you're split into star signs. It was so good we had to record and share it with you right after it, so here it is.
Check out Deep Soulful Sweats on Instagram and Facebook @deepsoulfulsweats
And on their website www.deepsoulfulsweats.com

Episode 31: Astrology Roast Wrapped 2018 Dec 08, 2018

WHAT A YEAR. Inspired by everyone's Spotify end-of-year charts, we decided to astrologically reflect on the star signs that made this year what it was. For better and for worse.
We're also talking about how Lindsay Lohan is living the best Cancerian life (working from home) Why Tupac and Paul McCartney are still alive (both Geminis) and why Geminis lie all the time.
We also reveal Etai's Aquarius dad-related news.
Only if you can be fucked, take a second to rate/review our podcast xx
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Episode 30: It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch!!! Dec 01, 2018

Our 30th episode is going live on Britney Spears' birthday! coincidence or astrological divine fate? don't answer that.
On this episode we are celebrating anything and everything Sagittarius, and the one and only, Britney.
Tune in to learn about the wonders of Britney's Instagram, how to survive a breakdown, and how to slay life like a bad ass Sagittarius.
We also talk about beautiful Capricorn minds, Keren's stalking abilities and Etai's addiction to Tasty videos.
LIVE EVENT JANUARY 12th 2019 IN MELBOURNE!!! put this shit in your calendars!
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Episode 29: I'm just a maid! Nov 24, 2018

Mercury is retrograding again, it's a full on in Gemini and as you can already guess, we are going CRAZY! Join us to see if getting spray tans, doing some yoga, and watching Jlo's movies can help at these times of energetic mess. We also talk about lucid dreaming and cusps.
Feel free (only if you wish) to rate and review our podcast!
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Episode 28: Family Feud Nov 17, 2018

The Spice Girls once sang "Mama I love you, Mama I care, Mama I love you, Mama my friend, You're my friend" and we want to ask: are you, mama, my friend?
This week on Astrology Roast we are joined once again by Max (Sagittarius) to discuss the intricacies of the relationship we have with the women who gave us life, but at what cost?
When is it time to cut the metaphorical (and actual) ambylical cord? Is it OK to hide your truth in order to keep your family at peace? And what does it mean to have a Capricorn mom?
Join us for another emotional roller coaster and feel free to rate/review while your at it.
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Episode 27: thank u, next Nov 11, 2018

What a trans-formative time this Scorpio season has been. With all this Scorpionic energy around, Ariana Grande (Cancer) released the ultimate break up song the world was waiting for since the invention of music. Join us as we discuss unhealthy Scorpio behaviours, the biggest fears of each sign, and the star signs of the characters from the critically acclaimed movie and Uber-pool most discussed topic: A Star Is Born.
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Episode 26: Can I Be Me? Nov 03, 2018

This week on Astrology Roast we are discussing some big topics. Joined by the wonderful Max (Sagittarius) we ask the question which is also the title of the Whitney Huston (Leo) documentary, Can I Be Me?
It is hard to stay true to yourself in a world of Astrology skeptics, STI's and people who are constantly questioning your identity. Also and more importantly, is it possible that we are living in a world in which some people don't know who Britney Spears is?!?!
We apologize in advance for the levels of the sound, we only have a shitty mic (and a shitty intro) so we are open for donations!!!
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Episode 25: Witches Can Have It All Oct 27, 2018

With Halloween at the door step, we invited Romy (Aries) who is a real modern-day boss ass witch. Romy has graced us with her magical presence to shed some light on the myths and misconceptions that come with the job while discussing the struggles of planning a wedding with your ancestors whispering in your ear. She also gave us some practical tools on how to deal with a haunted house, and some tips on how to survive Halloween.
Tune in for a spiritual roller-coaster ride.
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Episode 24: You Can't Choose Your Roommates Oct 21, 2018

This week Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) are taking a walk down memory lane and are revisiting their past roommates. Which star sign nourished their soul? Which made them fake-clean the house? And which star sign is the worst to have as a landlord?
Other than these important questions, this episode we are also discussing how Ariana and Pitt's break up affected our lives and the importance of babkas.
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Episode 23: Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace Oct 13, 2018

EVERYONE IS GETTING ENGAGED!!!
Why do people go crazy when they get married? Can we blame Venus retrograde for it or are humans just fucking annoying? Join us this episode to discuss Etai breaking up with his Iphone, Keren's Bat Mitzvah memories, and Astrology Roasts debut on the podcast charts at number 282.
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Episode 22: Into The Wild Oct 07, 2018

This week we stepped out of our comfort zone and went camping in nature! Did magic happen? we basically got attacked by a wombat and had no reception, but you can be the judge of that.
Also, one of us almost got bitten by a snake, which has lead us to discuss the idea of spirit animals and the animals that represents different star signs.
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Episode 21: Living On The Fringe Sep 30, 2018

It's Libra month, Pluto is coming forward, Melbourne Fringe Festival is on, and we have a Pisces living with us in the house. In other words, what a time to be alive!
Join us this episode as we are exploring the idea of never judging a book by its cover and answering some of society's most pressing questions.
Does the world need another Poetry Slam night? Can business women let their hair down? and will we ever get a morning-after-pill for hooking up with a star sign?
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Episode 20: Trauma with a capital T Sep 23, 2018

On this episode of Astrology Roast we are going DEEP. Just like the planets, our grandparents and the ones who came before them, leave their mark on our lives. Joined by Lauren Glezer (leo) we are diving right into the topic of inter-generational trauma. Sounds fun, right?
Tune in to hear us trying to figure out the consequences of being a part of a story that started way before us, and maybe you can find a little bit of yourself in it too.
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Episode 19: New Year New Me Sep 16, 2018

It's Jewish New Year and we are reflecting like there is no tomorrow. Tune in to this episode to discover what life lessons Etai learned from an 81 year old wise Virgo woman, what Keren learned from spending 4 hours at the holocaust museum and what the hell is Venus retrograde all about?
Wishing you a happy new Jewish year, or as we like to say - Shana Tova bitches!
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Episode 18: Family, Body Love and Leos Sep 09, 2018

We wanted to make an episode about families and Astrology, so we brought an amazing, funny and smart guest! Lauren Glezer is a singer, business owner, a teacher and what not! She is also a Leo, which can explain why we ended up talking about lots of other topics, and family probably got the least air time out of all of them. Having said that, this episode is full of life advice from Lauren's eye doctor, friends from weight watchers and herself.
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Episode 17: It Feels So Good To Be Successful, I'm So Successful Sep 01, 2018

Mars is giving us all a chance to push forward and succeed with our goals. Coincidentally or not, Ariana Grande is releasing a new album, getting engaged and generally living her best fucking life, leaving us all in the dust.
What can we learn about success from Ariana and others? Is it ok to flaunt your success, or will it tempt the evil eye to come and destroy you and the ones you love? Also, why does Etai have a problem with people with asthma?
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Episode 16: Netflix and Chill - Part 2 Aug 25, 2018

Part 2 is here for you!
This is your manual for what to watch when you are bringing a Water or an Earth sign over for Netflix and Chill.
Which sign needs to watch the entire Saw film series? Which sign would prefer your childhood videos? And what are the safety procedures before entering a Scorpio's house?
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Episode 15: Netflix and Chill - Part 1 Aug 20, 2018

Bringing someone over and don't know what show to chuck on the TV? Have no worries! We are here for you.
In this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will give you all the tips on which shows to play for your date to set a good vibe. On part 1 we will be covering Fire signs and Air signs, but we promise to give you Water and Earth next week!
You will also learn about Keren's new relationship with her pimple, and Etai's exhausting well-being day.
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Episode 14: EVERYTHING IS RETROGRADING Aug 13, 2018

Five planets are retrograding and everyone is losing their shit! Including us. Have you bee n crying in your car lately? Wanted to run out of yoga class screaming and shouting? Or maybe you just haven't left the house for a few weeks?
On this episode, we are trying to offer every sign a piece of advice on how to deal with this sensation of failure that is floating around. We also draw inspiration from the one and only miss Britney Spears (Sagittarius) a woman who has known failure like no other, but still dominates all of our lives.
If you want to skip to your sign:
(only after you listen to our relatable struggle in the first 8 minutes)
Aries - 8:50
Taurus - 11:37
Gemini - 12:50
Cancer - 13:55
Leo - 15:50
Virgo - 16:38
Libra - 18:10
Scorpio - 19:55
Sagittarius and Britney talk - 21:15
Capricorn - 23:10
Aquarius - 24:14
Pisces - 25:10

Episode 13: We Are All Jenny From The Block Aug 05, 2018

There has been some crazy energy around us. Leo month, Mercury retrograde, Mars retrograde and what not.
On this episode of Astrology Roast we are talking about the concept of home, looking for inspiration from one of this world's greatest Leo's, Jennifer Lopez AKA J.LO AKA Jenny AKA The Wedding Planner.
What can we learn about our home from Astrology? Should Pisceans do drugs? and most importantly, why is Jamie Lynn Spears named Jamie Lynn?
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Episode 12: Ex's and Oh's Jul 28, 2018

“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room", “Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y", "My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!".
These are just a few example of how many people feel about their ex's, but we are here to ask: can Astrology give us a way of understanding our ex's? ...or maybe even... OURSELVES?
On this whirlwind of an episode we are so lucky to be joined by the lovely and funny special guest: Nicki!!! (Libra)

Episode 11: Q&A Jul 22, 2018

You asked, and we answered!
This episode of Astrology Roast is just full of life hacks. What should you do if your wedding is in the winter? Can you find your soulmate with the help of Astrology? Would a Taurus person throw pastries on someone they hate? (no)
Tune in to find answers to some of the most pressing question about life and the universe as we know it.
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Episode 10: New Territory Jul 14, 2018

Recording all the way from Darwin, Australia, in this super exciting episode of Astrology Roast Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) are joined by human rights lawyer and classic-good-hair Libran, Alina Leikin.
"Wherever you go, you take yourself with you" is a sentence said by Keren's Cancerian grandma, and we are here to discuss whether it's true. Does your Natal Chart go with you wherever you go, forcing you to keep to your sign's obscure and unregulated behaviour? What is Keren's new spirit animal? And who the hell is Vova?
These questions and many more will be answered on this episode.
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Episode 9: POWER COUPLES Jul 07, 2018

When it comes to love, you want to do it right. Many people worry about being compatible with their partner. That's why in this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will look at power couples that we can all learn from. Also, we will discuss Keren's new friendship with no other than Diane Keaton (Capricorn) and Etai's daily visits to the doctor.
Beyonce - Signs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz7evGexG_8
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Episode 8: Co-workers Jun 30, 2018

Have you ever wondered why your co-workers act the way they do? Ever had your Virgo boss watching you through the cameras 24/7? What about a distracting Gemini colleague? Or an indecisive Libra?
On this Episode of Astrology Roast, your hosts Etai (Aries) and Keren (Gemini) together with special guest Laura (Capricorn) will explore what's behind these bizarre behaviours.
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Episode 7: Sex and the City Jun 23, 2018

Sex and the City is the zodiac that was given to us by the gods of television (HBO) but what are the star signs of these characters we all grew to hate and love? Join us to find out who Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte really are.
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Episode 6: Mercury Retrograde Jun 17, 2018

Who is this little planet named Mercury and why does it have such a huge effect on us all?
Join us this episode to find out what's best for you during Mercury Retrograde and why the 1994 movie ‘The Net’ starring Sandra Bullock is one of the most important films of our generation.
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Episode 5: Earth Signs Jun 11, 2018

Who are you Earth Signs? On this Episode of Astrology Roast we are joined by Laura, a Capricorn and an expert of the earth. Join us as we discuss Michelle Obama's plot to get kids off the couch, and the Royal Family's plot to get Diana off the grid.
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Episode 4: The Moon Jun 02, 2018

Do you go crazy once a month? Have you ever wondered what's the star sign of the Loch Ness monster? Why did Belle speak to cutlery in Beauty and the Beast? and why did Geminis invent polyamory?
All of these questions and many more will be answered on this week's episode!
Find your moon sign and full chart:
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Episode 3: Saturn Return May 21, 2018

Saturn Return is one of the biggest challenges in every person's life. Join Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) while they explore the reasons behind the struggle this scary planet has in store for us. We will also learn from someone who is going through her Saturn Return in the most effortless and hot way - Rihanna. If you are scared of turning 30, this is the one for you.
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Episode 2: Aries May 12, 2018

On this episode of Astrology Roast, we will be roasting the sign of Aries. Can the first sign of the Zodiac be in an open relationship? Was Hitler an Aries or a Taurus? And why do they like vampire movies so much?
Our guest Shoshi Jacobs, a proud Aries, will help us uncover the truth.
We'll also be exploring how each of the different star signs are when they're sick. Tune in to find out!
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Episode 1: Welcome to Astrology Roast May 05, 2018

Our first ever episode!
In this intro episode we are introducing you to the signs, elements and what each star sign will be doing during the apocalypse.
This episode contains Astrology 101 so if you are an expert and want to skip straight to the apocalypse, feel free to jump on to 14:00
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