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Episode 19: New Year New Me Sep 16, 2018

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It's Jewish New Year and we are reflecting like there is no tomorrow. Tune in to this episode to discover what life lessons Etai learned from an 81 year old wise Virgo woman, what Keren learned from spending 4 hours at the holocaust museum and what the hell is Venus retrograde all about?
Wishing you a happy new Jewish year, or as we like to say - Shana Tova bitches!
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Episode 18: Family, Body Love and Leos Sep 09, 2018

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We wanted to make an episode about families and Astrology, so we brought an amazing, funny and smart guest! Lauren Glezer is a singer, business owner, a teacher and what not! She is also a Leo, which can explain why we ended up talking about lots of other topics, and family probably got the least air time out of all of them. Having said that, this episode is full of life advice from Lauren's eye doctor, friends from weight watchers and herself.
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Episode 17: It Feels So Good To Be Successful, I'm So Successful Sep 01, 2018

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Mars is giving us all a chance to push forward and succeed with our goals. Coincidentally or not, Ariana Grande is releasing a new album, getting engaged and generally living her best fucking life, leaving us all in the dust.
What can we learn about success from Ariana and others? Is it ok to flaunt your success, or will it tempt the evil eye to come and destroy you and the ones you love? Also, why does Etai have a problem with people with asthma?
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Episode 16: Netflix and Chill - Part 2 Aug 25, 2018

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Part 2 is here for you!
This is your manual for what to watch when you are bringing a Water or an Earth sign over for Netflix and Chill.
Which sign needs to watch the entire Saw film series? Which sign would prefer your childhood videos? And what are the safety procedures before entering a Scorpio's house?
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Episode 15: Netflix and Chill - Part 1 Aug 20, 2018

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Bringing someone over and don't know what show to chuck on the TV? Have no worries! We are here for you.
In this episode Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) will give you all the tips on which shows to play for your date to set a good vibe. On part 1 we will be covering Fire signs and Air signs, but we promise to give you Water and Earth next week!
You will also learn about Keren's new relationship with her pimple, and Etai's exhausting well-being day.
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Episode 14: EVERYTHING IS RETROGRADING Aug 13, 2018

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Five planets are retrograding and everyone is losing their shit! Including us. Have you bee n crying in your car lately? Wanted to run out of yoga class screaming and shouting? Or maybe you just haven't left the house for a few weeks?
On this episode, we are trying to offer every sign a piece of advice on how to deal with this sensation of failure that is floating around. We also draw inspiration from the one and only miss Britney Spears (Sagittarius) a woman who has known failure like no other, but still dominates all of our lives.
If you want to skip to your sign:
(only after you listen to our relatable struggle in the first 8 minutes)
Aries - 8:50
Taurus - 11:37
Gemini - 12:50
Cancer - 13:55
Leo - 15:50
Virgo - 16:38
Libra - 18:10
Scorpio - 19:55
Sagittarius and Britney talk - 21:15
Capricorn - 23:10
Aquarius - 24:14
Pisces - 25:10

Episode 13: We Are All Jenny From The Block Aug 05, 2018

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There has been some crazy energy around us. Leo month, Mercury retrograde, Mars retrograde and what not.
On this episode of Astrology Roast we are talking about the concept of home, looking for inspiration from one of this world's greatest Leo's, Jennifer Lopez AKA J.LO AKA Jenny AKA The Wedding Planner.
What can we learn about our home from Astrology? Should Pisceans do drugs? and most importantly, why is Jamie Lynn Spears named Jamie Lynn?
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Episode 12: Ex's and Oh's Jul 28, 2018

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“All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room", “Algebra is my favorite subject…because you can replace my X without asking me Y", "My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!".
These are just a few example of how many people feel about their ex's, but we are here to ask: can Astrology give us a way of understanding our ex's? ...or maybe even... OURSELVES?
On this whirlwind of an episode we are so lucky to be joined by the lovely and funny special guest: Nicki!!! (Libra)

Episode 11: Q&A Jul 22, 2018

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You asked, and we answered!
This episode of Astrology Roast is just full of life hacks. What should you do if your wedding is in the winter? Can you find your soulmate with the help of Astrology? Would a Taurus person throw pastries on someone they hate? (no)
Tune in to find answers to some of the most pressing question about life and the universe as we know it.
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Episode 10: New Territory Jul 14, 2018

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Recording all the way from Darwin, Australia, in this super exciting episode of Astrology Roast Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) are joined by human rights lawyer and classic-good-hair Libran, Alina Leikin.
"Wherever you go, you take yourself with you" is a sentence said by Keren's Cancerian grandma, and we are here to discuss whether it's true. Does your Natal Chart go with you wherever you go, forcing you to keep to your sign's obscure and unregulated behaviour? What is Keren's new spirit animal? And who the hell is Vova?
These questions and many more will be answered on this episode.
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