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Episode 49: THE BIG ROAST Apr 12, 2019

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The big roast. The ultimate roast. The roastest roast. Call it what you want. This episode is not for the faint-hearted, because we are getting real. We got a representative from each of the elements. Keren (Gemini) Ally (Water) Kitty (Earth) and Etai (Fire), and together we went over each and every sign, and dished some hot tea. What are most annoying things about the signs that make the Zodiac wheel turn? Tune in for a roller coaster of hard truth mixed in with some tough love. We had the best time recording it and we hope you like it!
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Episode 48: Not All Daddies Apr 06, 2019

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This is an episode we've been waiting to make for a LONG TIME. We've discussed the concept of daddy issues many times before on our podcast, but this week, we are joined by two incredible people to assist us uncover what lies beneath this drive that leads our lives!!! (okay maybe not our entire life but 99% of it). Ally Garrett (Pisces) and Kitty (Taurus) are smart and experienced, and they are here to help us all understand and cope with those patterns.
Tune in to hear some of our most ridiculous stories and experiences, while drawing inspiration from texts by Demi Lovato, Jlo, and a random Tinder bio that is just HOT.
We also discuss Britney's Instagram comeback.
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Episode 47: A Few Of Our Favourite Things Mar 31, 2019

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Hi hi hi. Aries season is still here. YAS.
Inspired by a random meeting with an advice giving Leo, we decided to dedicate an episode to the people that inspire us, Astrologically, and generally. Feel free to share with us the people that inspire you, and check the people we mention on this episode - because we think they are AWESOME!
We mentioned Nadiya Shah (Aquarius) The Pleasure Mechanics Podcast, Sofie Hagen (Scorpio), Amber Wagner (Leo), Abbi Jacobson (Aquarius) Bear Ryver (Unknown ) and Oliver Sacks (Cancer), and the amazing listeners of this podcast (Every Sign)

Episode 46: Spring in the Butt Mar 24, 2019

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What the hell we are in Western Australia looking for a pink lake! It is Mercury Retrograde after all.
This episode we are celebrating the beginning of the Astrological year, the end of Pisces season (thank fuck) and the start of Aries season. If you are feeling energized, horny, and erratic - it's not a coincidence. ALSO - one of us has fallen in love with someone they met 5 days ago, so that's fun and terrifying.
Join us this week to hear about all of the above, as well as the concept of life cycles, why are we celebrating beginnings but are scared of endings, and why is it actually great to be in the deep shit?
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Episode 45: Is Blood Thicker Than Water? Mar 16, 2019

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This week we discuss a topic that is so important to us: Friendship. And we are not doing it alone! we are joined by Zoe (Aquarius) and Meg (Pisces) which are amazing and also - best friends.
We ask hard hitting questions like, why the fuck in our society, romantic relationships are more important than friendships, how many cars keyed are too many cars keyed, and is there any stronger matter on this Earth than Oprah and Gayle's friendship?
Please join this conversation and let us know your thoughts.
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Episode 44: Rage becomes Her Mar 09, 2019

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There aren't enough crystals in the world to for this Pisces Mercury Retrograde clusterfuck! but we showed up so you can tune in as we discuss International Women's Day, tanning with canola oil, Uranus transitioning into Taurus, Martha Stewart (Leo), Gayle King (Capricorn) and what not.
We also talk about the book Rage Becomes Her by Soraya Chemaly‎ (star sign unknown)
We finish off with a moral dilemma. Is it okay to stalk someone in order to find out their birthday to then check their birth chart? Let us know what you think on our Insta @astrologyroast
Love you stay safe
xx

Episode 43: Your Life, Your Story Mar 02, 2019

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Wait, are we a political podcast? hell no. Politics are for Caps and Librans. But we just wanted to point out that Israel's prime minister is a Libra and is suspected of taking the most Libran bribe ever. Also, what if Etai (Aries) becomes the first Pride Minister ever? We really hope he doesn't.
In this episode we cover some themes which are close to our hearts: the eraser of bisexuality, the reclaiming of one's story and how does it all connect to Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. Tune in, see what's up.
Anyway, we still got some stickers.
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Episode 42: Attached!!! Feb 23, 2019

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The serial killers list we posted on our Instagram caused a bit of controversy, sorry for trying to keep ya'll safe! Anyway, we went to a gay festival and it was an interesting experience that left us confused, happy and screaming YAS at random people in the street with no reason.
This week on Astrology Roast we are diving into a foreign concept - evidence based research. When it comes to relationships, are we attached or avoidant? or both? and what does it have to do with Astrology? also Ariana Grande (cancer) has a new album and unsurprisingly, we have stuff to say.
The book we are referring to is Attached by Rachel Heller and Amir Levine, and the singer is Laura Jean (virgo)
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Episode 41: THE WORST SIGN I'VE EVER DATED Feb 14, 2019

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It's Valentine's Day, so let's talk about love and the dangers of love. In order to save you the trouble, we conducted a research through our Insta account, and we have the results. Which signs are the worst to date? and just to be extra more safe - which sign has the most serial killers?
Spread the love. x

Episode 40: ANTI/further Feb 09, 2019

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It's been 3 years since Rihanna (Pisces) released her masterpiece of an album. Anti.
At the same time Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette's award winning album, is being turned into a musical. Coincidence? we think not.
Join us this episode on a whirlwind of astrology and music exploration. Is Rihanna a channel? (yes) Is Rihanna a role model? (fuck yes) Do artists make music that fit their star sign? Do people listen to songs that fit their star sign? Did lady gaga steal Born This Way from Madonna? Is Frank Ocean the greatest person who ever lived? (yes)
Sorry for all the questions, there are even more on the episode.
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