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Anti-President Trump & Japanese Bonsai Weed Nov 09, 2020

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE DANCING IN THE STREET AND THE ANA BOYS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. This week we recorded our episode literally an hour after it was announced Biden had won. We talk about Viet republicans, Trump becoming the anti-president, and Asian moms growing weed in their houses. PLUS another Mismanagement Consulting segment!

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From Cult to Sorority to Tiktok (w/ Courtney Parchman) Nov 02, 2020

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This week, ya boys are joined by Courtney Parchman (@AverageFashionBlogger)!!! Courtney is a certifiable Instagram comedy star and Fumi’s coworker! We talk to her about growing up in a cult, cyber bullying, AND we answer a listener’s question on our FIRST EVER Mismanagement Consulting segment!!!

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Emily in Paris is Literally Just About Emily in Paris (w/ Stephanie Hsu, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Oct 26, 2020

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This week we got Marvelous Mrs. Maisel star Stephanie Hsu!! We get to talking about Broadway, theatre school and learning to unhate yourself. Things get real weird when we go on an aside developing very inappropriate consumer goods. Special thanks to Stephanie and her million voices. Don’t miss this one !!!

Stephanie is producing an election night detox party/show - all proceeds will go be split amongst organizations represented in the event:

November 3! 5PT / 8 ET

tickets are pay what you can

Comedy! Music! Drag Queens! Spa theme!

GET TIX HERE

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/political-subversities-presents-election-night-detox-party-tickets-126679322263

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Koreans Have The Most Eye Lid Meat (w/ Dumbfoundead) Oct 19, 2020

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Rapper/Comedian DUMBFOUNDEAD joined the ANA boys this week to talk about losing relevancy as a rapper in his 30s, surviving battle rap as an Asian artist, and the super specific racist casting call for Asians who don’t have mono-lids!

Listen to Dumbfoundead’s podcast “Fun with Dumb” here:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fun-with-dumb/id1419836220

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Do You Pee Through the Slit or Over the Band??? Oct 12, 2020

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The ANA boys finally reunite in person for a recording sesh and what do they do with this valuable time? They talk scary podcast reviews, whether you’re supposed to pee from the underwear slit or over the band, and sex parties with bomb ass food.

We're doing HACK CITY IRL on OCTOBER 18th 7pm (Sunday) in Brooklyn New York!!!! Social distancing and all COVID-19 regulations will be in practice. For tickets and more information, please visit this link here:

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Hot Older Co-Host Energy (w/ Pranav Behari, Mango Bae) Oct 05, 2020

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Fumi is away doing another show Bumcrap State Technical University, so Mic invites Pranav Behari (Mango Bae Podcast) on the show. They talk about how Mic can up his Zuncle game, why Fumi is so emo, and how to hit on South Asian ladies. There's no high-pitched Fumi laugh, but there's plenty of hahas in this ep!!

Check out Pranav’s podcast “Mango Bae” wherever you get your pod!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6bxCzM7NDY252Ci7QPDkA

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Social Justice Warrior Who Forgives! (w/ Negin Farsad, Fake The Nation) Sep 28, 2020

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Once in a blue moon we’ll have a guest on who is not one of our dumb comedian friends (chill, we love them!)

This week on ANA, overqualified comedian and host of Fake The Nation podcast Negin Farsad joined the boys to talk about what it means to be a social justice comedian and how often SJWs on the Internet focus on rage rather than forgiveness. She also talks about touring in red states as a Muslim comedian and how meeting someone face to face is the only way to convert haters into non-haters! It’s a good one!

Check out Negin’s podcast “Fake The Nation”:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/entitled-and-blessed-w-christian-finnegan-seena-ghaznavi/id1130124619?i=1000485895458

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The Horniest Scorpios (w/ Kenice Mobley, VICE) Sep 21, 2020

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Mic is celebrating his 21st birthday upstate so this week it’s Fumi and Sr. Horny Correspondent Kenice Mobley! Kenice and Fumi get into the NAUGHTIEST topics: white women complementing black women to feel better about themselves, sex parties, sex parties for POC who’ve been told they are too white but have since decolonized their mind and are now ready to f*ck! It’s all in there on this week’s episode!

Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcast!

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Uncle Roger!!! (w/ Nigel Ng, Uncle Roger) Sep 14, 2020

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This man needs no introduction. It’s Nigel Ng aka UNCLE ROGER y’all! Nigel walks us through his comedy journey all the way from trying stand up on college at Northwestern University to getting 14 Million views on his comedy sketch video and making a living as a content creator. Fumi accidentally calls him an “influencer” during this ep and Nigel gets offended but they remain friends!

Follow Nigel at:

- instagram.com/mrnigelng

- YouTube.com/mrnigelng

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Too Many D*cks for Mulan (w/ Jay Jurden, The Tonight Show) Sep 07, 2020

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What’s up my lovely ANALs! Hope you spent your long weekend blasting “Reflections” from the Mulan soundtrack at your homes.

Jay Jurden (Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) joined the ANA boys this week to talk…

Giving Christina Aguilera a temporary Asian card for killing the Mulan theme song
How Mike Pence hates Mulan
Sponge Bob’s homo-romantic relationship with Patrick
Why it’s ok for Asian comedians to do accents

Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcast!

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