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The Mahjong Line & Captain Fleshlight (w/ Joel Kim Booster) Jan 18, 2021

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THIS WEEK WE GOT JOEL KIM BOOSTER AND WE’RE SO EXCITED. We talk about Joel’s experience as a queer comedian of color, why Viets love coups, and the Mahjong Line. Plus Fumi gets a new nickname.

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I’m Not Racist but My V*gina is! Jan 11, 2021

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First episode of 2021 baby! Fumi was told by a girl that she doesn’t f*ck Asian guys on the last day of 2020! Mic depends on Amazon packages to provide him with a reason to keep living! We talk backlash on Andrew Shulz's Netflix special! And we conclude on a mismanagement consulting segment about how you cannot trust men who have yet to c*m.!

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Florida Islam (w/ Ismael Loutfi, Patriot Act) Jan 04, 2021

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Fumi is BACK. This week, comedian and writer Ismael Loutfi gives us the rundown on teen marriage, writing for Patriot Act, and comedy roommates. Then on Mismanagement Consulting, we talk about how to date a white woman in a chill way.

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Asian Not Asian Xmas Special! Dec 28, 2020

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Happy holidays my lovely ANALS! We are concluding 2020 with a very strange holiday gift exchange episode! Go to our YouTube page (link below) for the full experience or just keep listening to the audio-only version if you’re into that kind of thing!

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Hot Tub Racism (w/ Sherry Cola) Dec 21, 2020

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THIS WEEK WE GOT SHERRY COLA (Good Trouble). We talk about making white people uncomfortable in the hot tub and making Bobby Lee insecure. Plus on race news we talk about having a side hustle on only fans.

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Decoy Bl*w J*bs (w/ Hanna Dickinson, Comedy Central) Dec 14, 2020

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This one’s a bit unconventional because Fumi is reporting to you live from a TikTok house in Palm Springs!

Fumi sat down with stand-up comedian, housemate, and perhaps even new friend (debatable) Hanna Dickinson to talk about what it’s been like living together in a tiktok house as grown-ass adults, how straight guys continue to be dishonest and hurtful in quarantine, and creepy high school and college teachers who got busted!

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VIET NOT VIET (w/ Anhtriet Tran) Dec 06, 2020

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Fumi is away on business/seeing his second podcast family, so Mic is hanging out with up and coming comic Anhtriet Tran (Today Show). They talk about how thirst traps improve language retention, why men ain’t nothing but corn cobs, and why Biden needs a gold chain to win over Viet voters. Du ma!

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Grandpa Lived Through 3 Wars AND OnlyFans Nov 30, 2020

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ITS JUST DA BOYS TODAY!! In this episode we talk about Thanksgiving, Asian-style, Mic’s totally badass grandpa, and why we need to stop the SAT score stigma.

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Point to the Place on Your Body Where Hollywood Hurt You (w/ Tze Chun, Sundance) Nov 23, 2020

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This week we got writer, director and show runner Tze Chun (Once Upon a Time in America and Gotham)!!! An actual Asian working in TV!!! We talk about how he got his start, how things have changed in the writing room, and how to know your worth. Plus a Mismanagement Consulting where we help a jungle Asian and mountain Asian come together.

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Code Switching Table Manners (w/ Jenny Yang, Variety's 10 Comics to Watch) Nov 16, 2020

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THIS WEEK WE GOT JENNY YANG! Jenny is a former labor organizer turned stand up comedian, and we talk with her about how comedy and activism can co-exist in this political climate, doing Asian comedy shows with problematic names, and how she shares a birthday with Fumi!! PLUS ANOTHER MISMANAGEMENT CONSULTING that’s all about code switching table manners!!!

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