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Medley of Laughs Oct 08, 2025

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Firefighter dumps tamps on ex’s lawn, don’t wear identifiable undies to rob a Dave’s Hot Chicken, a new way to nugget, “Zipcoding” - and more.

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All Over the Map Oct 01, 2025

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Sarah and Mary are scattered in the best way: Bad eggs, wood in the corn dogs, 1-biters, soy sauce police, precious chefs - and more.

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Strong Bush, Bad Angles Sep 24, 2025

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Sarah and Mary share some thoughts (no spoilers) on The Girlfriend on Amazon Prime, Big Brother Live Feed/guilty pleasures, Coldplay affair couple BS update, mystery wedding crashers - and more.

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Love Con Revenge and More Sep 17, 2025

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Sarah and Mary are unhinged this week as they share their thoughts on Netflix’s Love Con Revenge, TikTokers who end up on the wrong continent, Red Lobster’s comeback - and more.

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Stripes Are In Sep 10, 2025

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Sarah and Mary laugh their way through a variety of topics and nonsense: bad mushroom trips, Costco passion, Applebee’s sweet revenge - and more

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Unknown Number: The High School Catfish on Netflix, Burning Man Orgy Dome Sep 03, 2025

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Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary - Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, conversing with your meals, Burning Man’s Orgy Dome - and more.

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The Thirsty Hamster Aug 27, 2025

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Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on Netflix’s Fit for TV: The Reality Behind the Biggest Loser, Taylor and Travis, “Hamstering” - and more.

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TikTok’s Meet-the-Teacher Rug Crying Mom and Cream cheese Schmear Drama Aug 20, 2025

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Sarah and Mary share their thoughts on: TikTok’s Meet-the-Teacher rug crying mom, the TikToker who was unhappy with her bagel schmear, Sarah’s literal Big Brother dream - and more.

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Mariah Carey’s World, Poor TikTok Post Decision, Anti-Loneliness Club - Party of One Aug 13, 2025

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Sarah and Mary laugh their way through random topics: Mariah Carey is a goal, not everything is safe for TikTok, double check your Anti-Loneliness ticket - and more.

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