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Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model on Netflix Feb 25, 2026

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Sarah and Mary give their thoughts on Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model documentary series on Netflix, a TikTok influencer who’s washing her undies in the hotel coffee maker (NOT OKAY) - and more.

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Knock it Off Feb 18, 2026

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TV recommendations (and non-recommendations), pickleball passion, family of bad eggs plant hair in food to dodge the check, passenger gives flight crew marijuana-laced sweets - and more.

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Sounds Like a Bit of Fun Feb 11, 2026

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Coldplay kiss cam lady is a keynote speaker, Pizza Huts are closing (Mary’s NOT happy), criminals with a work ethic, lazy streakers - and more.

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No Shame in a Dirty Martini at Noon Feb 04, 2026

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More feelings about Heated Rivalry and Traitors, Sarah’s calling is to be a rage room deejay, at-home date ideas - and more.

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Oh Brother Jan 28, 2026

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Dating identical twins, pilfering pulled pork, mushrooms that make you hallucinate tiny humans, flight attendant’s secret codes - and more.

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Fresh Hells Jan 21, 2026

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Sarah and Mary cover some doozies: deposit 1M to secure your hotel room on the moon, woman gives a “purple nurple” in exchange for chocolate and pads, Disney Cruise with a rollercoaster, waking up under a python - and more.

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What’s Shaking? Jan 14, 2026

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MAFS says goodbye to Dr. Pepper, Pastor Cal, and Pia, Sarah can’t get enough of The Traitors, The McRib is a McLie, self-driving cars are Waymo scary - and more.

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Keeping It Light Jan 07, 2026

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Do you want to know how many days you’ve wasted doom scrolling? Sarah and Mary say “no thank you.” TV recs, fresh starts, soft resolutions, analog bags, Kintsugi - and more.

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Make It Work for You Dec 31, 2025

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Happy New Year’s Eve! Sarah and Mary are back to the future (you’ll get it when you listen): NYE party themes (mostly “No Thank You”) - and more.

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