America&#8217;s Next Top Best Friend

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 29: the girls rub vaseline all over their faces Jul 18, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 7 & 9, including: playing house, vanderpump rules, pussy posse, pin-up girls, skechers shape ups, bangs, park permits, elle girl, midwest accents, corsets, eva pigford, veronica mars, wetslicks crystals, wild boyz, head scarves, code switching, and fake eliminations.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 28: the girls share secrets Jul 11, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 5 & 6, including: horse girls, JANICE DICKINSON, lisa’s alcoholism, twiggy (jk rowling’s grandmother), dean and davis factor, flat butts, “females”, steve harvey, trucker hats, fizzle dizzle, personality shaming, nigel w/ hair, ryan devlin, WHATS MY SECRET?, frankenbiting, IMAN, disney channel, and flare jeans.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 27: the girls want mia farrow in rosemary's baby Jul 04, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 3 & 4, including: caviar, MAKEOVERS, linda evangelista, vice principals, coconut head, james st. james, personal style, wine drunk, slouch=couture, the richards sisters, nigel’s grossness, spray paint shirts, questlove, mike rosenthal, fashion victims, and arrow.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 26: the girls talk about consent***BONUS EPISODE*** Jun 29, 2017

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LOOK AT THIS BONEY BALONUS BONUS EPISODE RIGHT HERE. trigger warnings abound for sexual assault, the girls decided this week would be the time to discuss their (second) favorite reality show, bachelor in paradise, and the shocking allegations and aftermath of the show in recent weeks. it’s short and sweet, and a little off the beaten path, but we didn’t want to take up any top model time, so we’re coming @ you with an extra episode this week! enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 25: the girls struggle to find a favorite Jun 27, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 1 & 2, including: america’s got talent, nick cannon, pride, wine drunk, FUCK united airlines, amanda's rachel dratch theory, the bachelorette, our intern/goddess chandra, degrassi role play, jehova’s witnesses, farmer jack, lacefronts, cup o noodles, model SCAMS, ebony/brandy, whiteheads, rickets, robin leach, and hummer limos.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 24: the girls create the mandela effect Jun 20, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 11 & 13, including: maddie polzin, sore thumbs, happy birthday amanda!!, keenyahs eating, rolling with the homies, kahlen/shandi, milk, nelson mandela, caress body wash, male models, the oc, groping, fedoras vs. bucket hats, two-step make-up, sporcle, red lobster, covergirl, table mountain, FORCE MAJEUR, and ramona singer.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 23: the girls sacrifice a virgin for ty ty baby Jun 13, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 9 & 10, including: michelle's roots, bear slobber, bread, tyra’s magick, brittany creating our namesake, keenyah’s weight, juicy sweat suits, lawn jockeys, amanda's pool, metal catering containers, the color of friendship, below deck med, go-sees, blue eyeliner, craig port, kloofing, table thighs, nik, nole vs. janice and lion king music.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 22: the girls were rooting for you. they were all rooting for you. Jun 06, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 7 & 8, including: shrek, mr. mcmulan, squatter vs. ghost, todd, the vanderbilt family, our crossover ideas, simon rex's hotness, ACTING, michelle’s BFA, FLOWERS FLOWERS FOR SALE, sperm eyebrows, in the hall of the mountain king, diamonds, RIB hillis, tyra’s meltdown, tiffany's buzzfeed article, Eve, fedoras, 7 deadly shins, and ja wolf: baby photographer.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)

hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

ep 21: the girls wait for elijah (sakura) May 30, 2017

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join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 5 & 6, including: brian moylan, amanda’s boobs, striped shirts, AIM, michelle’s roots, degrassi teens, poltergeist, shelley duvall, amazon 2-day shipping, mall girls, noelle the mom, impetigo, mob mentality, tiffany’s grandmother, got milk?, blackface II, raja, casein (cason), american sniper, editing errors, bankable productions and drunkface.

social media links:

nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com

amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram)