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Teen Mom 2 Season 4: Episode 5 “So Hard to Say Goodbye” Aug 07, 2020

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Big things happening this week! I mean, not in the ACTUAL episode because…I mean PLEASE *eyeroll*.

Please listen to my very quick announcements at the top of the episodes regarding my plans for this season of my Patreon! Other than that, lets get MOVING on this episode! Leah “realizes” she “loves” Jeremy and “should” be with him “forever”, Kail fails to one up Jo with the custody battle, so obviously the next best thing is to prove that her relationship with Javi is WAY BETTER THAN JO AND VEE (meanwhile Issac take a diaper swim with Bear the puppy), Chelsea has the WORST LIFE bc she has WAY TOO MANY OPTIONS, and Babs and Jenelle share a kind of cute KIKI moment over roses from Gary, albeit kind of misguided, but still, we have to cling onto these rare nice moments, right? enjoy!

For hours of extra Teen Mom content check out:

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For Total Request Podcast with Jodie Hough (you request the episode, we recap it!)

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for my RHONY podcast, search anywhere you find your fave pods: “Friends of the Countess”

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$5 Patreon FREEBIE: TMOG Season 6 Reunion with extra special guest, Justine Elizabeth!!! Aug 02, 2020

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SUNDAY FUNDAY SURPRISE!!! Since you are all always so freaking awesome and supportive what I do, ad make my crazy life so much easier to handle even when my schedule is crazy, I gift to you all, DAT reunion where Amber tries to fight Farrah.

This was an INSANE reunion and attention must be paid!! We all remember this mostly for Amber storming the stage to try and fight Farrah, but SOOO many other messy ass things happen in the rest of this 2 part special as well! Heres a shocker: Dr. Drew continues to be the WOOOORST, and today I have Justine with me to double down that sentiment! Also on this special, Tyler ISN’T a fat shamer (even thought he pretty much talks openly about how fat he thinks Cate is, while Dr. Drew encourages Cate to keep popping out dem babies bc who cares about her depression??? THE MAN in their marriage wants a boy! Amber just had a mommy makeover, which is quite feat bc usually you get those when youre an actual MOTHER, Dr Drew congratulates Ryan for getting his life together and shames Maci for having two more kids with her HUSBAND, and Deb has a wig on. No, shes not recovering from some kind of medical treatment, its just that Dr David MADE HER GET THE WIG SO SHE WOULD RESEMBLE FARRAH. Oh, and the fight. Its pure gold. Enjoy!

for more of this super sexy content, check out patreon.com/al2hteenmom

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Teen Mom 2 Season 4 Episode 4 “Faded Love” with extra special guest Amy Chaya! Jul 30, 2020

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FINALLY! The bitch put up the episode. And by bitch, I mean meeeee. Its been a week of migraines, dogs, and podcasting, so the week kind of got away from me WOWOW. But here I am, better late than never. Speaking of late, Chelsea DID end up getting her period and she’s “happy” about it (sure, gurl), Corey and Jeremy decide to chum it up in Jeremy’s delapidated NEW (?) house, the Rivera family pulls a fast one on Kail ,which literally required Vee just not parking her car in the driveway, and Jenelle all of a sudden wants breast implants, but Kieffer is there to be boyfriend of the year!

Amy Chaya, listener extraordinaire and Teen Mom superfan/hater, joins me to throw shade and giggle about these darn girlses! Enjoy!

Check out my other podcasts for HOURS of extra podcasting content!!!

TEEN MOM CONTENT:

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TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST with Jodie Hough:

patreon.com/trpod

and my RHONY recap podcast is available anywhere you find your free podcasts; just search “FRIENDS OF THE COUNTESS”

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Teen Mom 2 Season 4: Episode 3 “The Future is Now” Jul 17, 2020

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Well guys, the time has come! The moment we’ve all been waiting for: the return of KEIFA! And he is back with a vengeance, new Abercrombie shirt and everything! Of course, Jenelle has thrown out all her “girlfriend of an army guy” clothes and has taken her “girlfriend of a Kiefer” clothes out of storage. Elsewhere, Adam stands Chelsea…oh I mean “Aubree”, up, to see a movie and then eat hot wings with his senior citizen pals. Jo and Vee pull a fast one on Kail at dropoff, and Jeremy just won’t take the damn hint: GO AWAY! Enjoy!

For hours of bonus content, check out my patreon:

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Teen Mom 2 Season 4: Episode 2 “Love Hurts” Jul 10, 2020

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What a DAY! I have a feeling a lot of you guys use this show and my podcast as a bit of schadenfreude, so please feel free to swim in the rivers of my life as you listen to a recap of literally just the past couple days of my existence! On this episode proper, Jeremy smiles the entire episode because he hates Leah’s kids so much and he is excited that there is a chance for him to get OUT while he still can, Chelsea starts beauty school and makes some friends, all the while sharing all the social anxiety that comes with being an introvert, Kailyn literally ADMITS that she uses PFA’s just to be a bitch…oh… i mean… “prove a point”, and Gary eats grits with a knife as Jenelle plans her great escape so prince Kiefer can come rescue her! Enjoy!

For hours of bonus Teen Mom content, check out:

patreon.com/al2hteenmom

For Total Request Podcast with Jodie (and me!) check out:

patreon.com/trpod

Also check out my new podcast with my buddy David Baxter “Friends of the Countess” available anywhere you listen to podcasts!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 4: Episode 1 “Under Pressure” with special guests Seynique and Lauren Jul 03, 2020

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Today Seynique and Lauren from my FAVORITE Degrassi recap podcast (Everybody Wants Something) join me for this seriously amazing trip down memory lane. Most TV shows really hit their stride at season 4, and TM2 is no exception! On todays episode, Chelsea and Adam have “safe sex” using my personal favorite birth control, THE PULLOUT, we discover that Kailyn is living out Amber Portwood’s DV storyline (we believe Jo, for the record), Leah pretends to have a miscarriage so that she can have “The Notebook” movie moment with Corey, only to be left ugly crying in her car, and Jenelle? WELL JENELLE, KIEFAH IS BACK! Enjoy!

for hours of bonus content check out my patreon:

patreon.com/al2hteenmom

also check out Total Request Podcast with Jodie Hough (and me!). You request any episode and we recap it:

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Teen Mom OG Season 3 Finale “Pros & Cons” with extra special guest, Johnny! Jun 25, 2020

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Now on the Main Feed: Teen Mom OG Season 3 Finale “Pros & Cons” with extra special guest, Johnny! Oh my goodness, we did it! And boy was this finale jam packed with CRINGEY shit that we cannot stop laughing at…its almost as if these people WANTED someone to start a podcast where some basic girl re-enacts everything they dooowah! I am joined by Johnny (from the Alright Mary podcast) to laugh and throw shade and also talk about porn, how much we hate people with guitars, and basically go IN on our crushes on asshole bros. On this episode proper, Butch and his surprise dog move into Cate and Ty’s house (wearing Chili Pepper pajama pants) and Cate and Ty make a list of rules, Maci is ABSOLUTELY the worst and Kyle is basically backing up out the door on his crutches trying to escape this situation, Farrah takes Sophia on a driving tour of different places Farrah and Daddy Derek used to bitch about their parents together (of course in a huge snow storm), and Gary writes, and sings, a song for Amber. The worlds GREATEST love song has already been written guys, and we didnt even know! Enjoy!!! For tons of extra Teen Mom content check out my patreon: patreon.com/al2hteenmom For Total Request Pod with Jodie (and me!) check out: patreon.com/trpod https://amandalovestohatetm.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/tmogs03finalewjohnny.mp3

Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 11 “Time Out” Jun 19, 2020

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YAS YAS!!! I am back for this HOUR LONG (???) episode of Teen Mom OG. Look MTV…..im all about a super-sized episode. But my GOD if you are gonna do it make it WORTH IT PLEASE!!!! On this episode, Maci….(you’ll never guess) bitches about RHINE not spending enough time with BINTLY, while Kyle is on the sidelines quietly making an escape plan, Deb whale-cries to Farrah about how she cant live without BABY GOO, Cate and Ty go on a really romantic (?) skiing trip, and Amber encourages Leah to spread her fever and stomach flu around the entire state of Indiana. Enjoy!

For hours of bonus content check out my patreon:

patreon.com/al2hteenmom

For Total Request Podcast with Jodie Hough (you request the episode and we recap it):

patreon.com/trpod

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 10 “Stay with Me” with EXTRA special celebrity guest, Robbie Rozelle! Jun 06, 2020

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Hello all! After a fun Friday of having to take Walter to the emergency vet for eating a housefly, I offer you a Saturday Al2H edition of pure Teen Mom WHIMSY! Today I am joined by Robbie Rozelle, whose tweet from last week was winning my entire life in a very dark time. Robbie joins me to discuss Into the Woods for awhile, the state of Broadway shows (deal with it…we are both music theatre peopleeeee) before moving into the true matter at hand: Tyler loves to shimmy! Also on this episode, Bentley drinks ALL the juice in Chatanooga, Maci gets a hair “makeover” (?) that we do NOT approve of, Farrah’s dog escapes the fate of most Abraham pets, and to quote Amber: “Me and GEERY are still sharing custody of Leah, and things are going well. UNTIL YESTERDAY…..”

Enjoyyyy!!!

for hours of bonus content check out: patreon.com/al2hteenmom

Also check out Total Request Pod with Jodie Hough (and me!) You request the episode, we recap it: patreon.com/trpod

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TMOG Crossover with Jodie (1 hour teaser) Jun 03, 2020

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****This episode appears in full on either one of our $5 Patreon Pages****

Hey all! Today Jodie and I let it ALL hang out. We get everyone caught up on our lives and how Jodie has been handling things since her world changed, we also do our best to discuss how EVERYONE’S world has changed, and that even though we are ignorant, we are trying to keep ourselves educated! We then takes things down to frivolous and recap these Teen Mom fools….some more foolish than others. A couple have a great season, while others fall into the trap of trying to control their narrative…and you KNOW that never goes well! Enjoy!!!

****This teaser includes a HUGE section at the top of us recapping current events and just general hullabaloo, and also we include Catelynn’s entire section.

http://www.patreon.com/al2hteenmom

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