Almost Heroic

S03:E20 - Ending on a Meme Jan 28, 2020

The party gets hit with a comet full of purple haze as the final boss of Season 3 appears!!!

S03:E19 - Immortality Can Wait Jan 21, 2020

The party gets officially introduced to a fan favorite of seasons passed and try to hash out a plan to deal with the current, undead state of affairs… SIDE-RAILING ENSUES!!!

S03:E18 - Stupid Sexy Skeleton Jan 01, 2020

The party gets boned by a surprise encounter before finally reaching the center of the island where a familiar yet different individual awaits.

S03:E17 - Hold Me Closer Whitney's Uncle Dec 10, 2019

The party traverses deeper into the center of the island and attempts to get passed an invisible barrier in search of some lost family members.

S03:E16 - The Grung and the Restless Nov 26, 2019

With a little ingenuity, elbow grease, and the help of one of the island "locals", the gang is able to successfully escape the hostile, color coordinated wildlife of Puketo.

S03:E15 - Bush Whacking Nov 19, 2019

The gang finally arrives at Puketo with a splash and makes a bad first impression with the locals.

S03:E14 - Counting to Five Nov 05, 2019

The gang runs into a bit of turbulence on their flight to Puketo in the form of a FREAKIN’ GHOST DRAGON!!!

S03:E13 - I'm the Captain Now Oct 29, 2019

The gang prepares for and starts their journey towards Puketo with (fingers crossed) enough fuel to get them there and back.

S03:E12 - Thump a Thunk Oct 01, 2019

The gang finally confronts Basteux but it looks like this old dog isn't so old anymore and has learned a few new tricks.

S03:E11 - Danger Dabbing Sep 24, 2019

The gang takes the rest of the Tabarongo survivors and makes their way through the undead hordes outside to confront Basteux at his casino in the center of town.

S03:E10 - Right to the Dome Sep 17, 2019

The gang Finally makes it back to Tabarongo but it looks like they forgot to leave the light on for them. Tom Bodett would be very displeased with this level of customer service.

S03:E09 - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Sep 10, 2019

The gang has to make a pit stop in Southcliff in order to refuel. Unfortunately, the town seems to be having a bit of an arson problem at the moment.

S03:E08 - Taking A Phat Ship Aug 27, 2019

The gang continues their escape from the Guild of the Bear and starts to head back to where all their problems began.

S03:E07 - Devil Man Chowder Jul 14, 2019

With that pesky Davlamin Chalmert out of the way, the party waits for a ride. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show! If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel! iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E06 - Gender Fluid Jul 07, 2019

The party has a Nickelodeon level problem... This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show! If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel! iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E05 - Fantasy Racism Jun 30, 2019

Ageratum suffers from foot-in-mouth. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show! If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel! iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E04 - Feeling Squirrelly Jun 23, 2019

Phyllis has started the airship! Can the party make it to her in time, or will they miss their ride out? This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show! If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel! iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E03 - The Last Unicorn Jun 16, 2019

A corrupted thicket, a pool of dark water, and a dying unicorn... what can go wrong? This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show! If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel! iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E02 - The Handsome Jun 09, 2019

Our contest winners receive their glorious prize... and a tempting offer. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show!If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel!iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

S03:E01 - Basteux's Bash Jun 02, 2019

20 years after a brave group of heroes had defeated The Devourer, a new band of adventurers start their journey in the heart of Tabarongo. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love for those who support the show!If you want access to bonus clips from the show, character sheets for the cast/guests, and early release access to all of our podcasts, make sure you check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/FantasyBanjo We’re on a journey to be the best Dungeons & Dragons podcast ever! Help us out by sharing with your friends, leaving us a review, and/or chatting with us in our Discord channel!iTunes Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-heroic/id1317598674?mt=2 Discord: https://discord.gg/EcNbGSD

Season 3 Promo Jun 02, 2019

Here's a little taste of what Season 3 has in store!

S02:E47 - End of Season 2 Table Talk May 26, 2019

Wrapping up the end of Season 2 by talking about our favorite moments and giving thanks to you! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E46 - One Down May 19, 2019

What happens when you combine a Bag of Holding with a Portable Hole? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E45 - Belly of the Beast May 12, 2019

We're in... now what? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E44 - Cornflakes and Beer May 05, 2019

Alarms are sounding! All hands on deck! The final battle has begun! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E43 - Flavor Town Apr 28, 2019

While the main party prepares for the fight to save the world, a gaggle of adventurers have a different perspective on things. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E42 - Do You Know How This Plays Out? Apr 21, 2019

With months to prepare, the party ties up some loose ends. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E41 - "Productive" Meeting Apr 14, 2019

The Northern and Southern Continents unite to figure out a plan to defeat The Devourer. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E40 - Good Intentions Apr 07, 2019

Cassie shows her true self to Murmur. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and https://BearGhost.com.

S02:E39 - The Devil's Strike Mar 31, 2019

While waiting for the Guild of the Phoenix to arrive in New Polperro, the gang get's into some trouble.

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S02:E38 - Drinking Melk in the Quell Mar 24, 2019

We arrive in New Polperro! Time to meet some old/new friends! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E37 - Oh! Eye Get It!!! Mar 17, 2019

Every adventurer eventually needs to deal with crabs... Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E36 - Diddle That Fiddle Mar 11, 2019

Time to go for a hike! RALF! STOP TOUCHING YOUR EYE! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E35 - It's Disorienting (Featuring - The Final Boys) Feb 25, 2019

The party gets split after the crash, and then we have a quick bout of surgery! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E34 - Between a Roc and a Hard Place Feb 25, 2019

BEWARE OF BIRDS! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E33 - Axeidents Happen (featuring - The Final Boys) Feb 18, 2019

Combat starts, and it turns out the hostages were quite familiar to at least one party member! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E32 -Big Fantasy Gun Feb 11, 2019

Negotiations begin deep in the Quag. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E31 - Potentially Lethal Depantsing Feb 03, 2019

Tahani needs a favor that Murmur and friends are in a position to help with. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E30 - Take the Horned One Alive Jan 27, 2019

Zoksu doesn't seem to play nice as he and his men try to capture the party. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E29 - Slipping Into The Fat Hag Jan 20, 2019

With the Elemental Plane behind them, the party takes their first (or returning) step into The Northern Continent. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E28 - Blunt Weapon (Featuring - Sincerely Sam) Jan 13, 2019

Making their way through the City of Brass, our party and their tiny Tiefling companion happen upon some unexpected company. Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E27 - Drugs, Wine, and Mutagens (Featuring - Sincerely Sam) Jan 06, 2019

Our "heroes" find a heroic way to escape from the rehabilitation center. BB becomes even more awesome. Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E26 - I Just Wanna Smash (Featuring - Sincerely Sam) Dec 30, 2018

Let's go to prison! Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E25 - Sammael's Mission Dec 23, 2018

SAMMAEL! NO!!! Stuck between the Sultan and their ally, what will the party do? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

IT'S TORTLE TIME: An Almost Heroic Christmas Special Dec 16, 2018

We couldn't book Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sinbad to reprise their roles, but we're doing a parody of one of favorite holiday movies: JINGLE ALL THE WAY! Join Sammael, Murmur, Ralf, and Azurite as they set forth on an adventure to get a sick child a Tortle Man action figure in this holiday themed one-shot! Perfect for new and returning listeners! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E24 - He Said a Bad Word Dec 16, 2018

The party finally meets Sultan Yolak-Kaymak-Ozgu-Talu-Kayyali! They also start to realize Sammael's hidden mission. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E23 - Lady, Get Down! (Featuring - Deangelo from The Geek Lyfe) Dec 09, 2018

With the tavern cleared out, the party and Lafayette finally face off against Nysa. Make sure to check out DeAngelo and his team at The Geek Lyfe for all your cosplay, geek culture, and other nerdy needs! https://www.thegeeklyfe.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E22 - Right in the Ash (Featuring - Deangelo from The Geek Lyfe) Dec 02, 2018

Lafayette makes a plan to strike Nysa's hideout. Sammael does what he does best.

S02:E21 - Thicc Greaves (Featuring - Deangelo from The Geek Lyfe) Nov 25, 2018

After finally arriving in The City of Brass, the party encounters a faithful servant of the Sultan: Lafayette. Make sure to check out DeAngelo and his team at The Geek Lyfe for all your cosplay, geek culture, and other nerdy needs! https://www.thegeeklyfe.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E20 - The Morning After Nov 18, 2018

What did Azurite and Sammael end up doing to Murmur? Here's a hint: Jackie Chan & Owen Wilson. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E19 - The Feast Nov 11, 2018

Celebration time! Murmur and Azurite settle who's got the better Constitution saves and Sammael has some chair envy. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E18 - Hookers and Blow Nov 04, 2018

The party has been reunited in The City of Jewels. Most of them want to take a nap, but Azurite has other plans. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E17 - He Has No Defensive Posture Oct 28, 2018

Azurite and Ralf arrive in the City of Jewels to find an unusual fellow. Will the rest of the party arrive before combat starts? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E16 - We're Haunted Oct 21, 2018

Azurite and Ralf roll initiative against... a rock? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E15 - Suck On Another Hole Oct 14, 2018

Time to split the party! Sammael and Murmur have some bonding time with Fish Helper while Ralf and Azurite take a hike. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E14 - Mt Mayo Oct 07, 2018

Snap back to reality and the Elemental Plane of Earth as the party goes mountain climbing in the Scorpa-lob-shark! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E13 - A Moment of Sobriety (Featuring - The Final Boys) Sep 30, 2018

Sammael is dead(ish), Murmur is confused, and the party meets up with an old "acquaintance". Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E12 - Going Down (Featuring - The Final Boys) Sep 23, 2018

The party and their new friends try to escape the hooked clutches of an old friend. Afterwards, a nice peaceful ride in an elevator. Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E11 - Too Many Murmurs (Featuring - The Final Boys) Sep 16, 2018

It takes a lot to drink this much Bourbon and Whiskey and Gin and Scotch I think we'll need our Tiefling friend But see just what happens when, you got Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Too Many Murmurs Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E10 - Scorpa-Lob-Shark Sep 09, 2018

Road trip time through The Swamp of Oblivion! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E09 - If I Put Creatures In My Hole... Sep 02, 2018

After making their "exit" from the Dragon Turtle, the party strikes up a pleasant conversation with the beast that ate them. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E08 - The Game Plan Aug 26, 2018

The party picks a fight with a flower. Yep, you read that right. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E07 - The Struggle Bus Aug 19, 2018

The party goes deeper inside the Dragon Turtle, and Robert as a player gets a little petty. *We've recently changed recording locations that has lead to some recording issues that we are still troubleshooting. Bare with us for the next few episodes as we correct this!* Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E06 - For The Halibut Aug 12, 2018

Tookopppo takes the adventurers to meet his fishy friends. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E05 - Holy Thimble Aug 05, 2018

While inside the belly of a dragon-turtle, the party has to fight off some belly bugs! Who votes for staying in the lobster sub instead of getting out to fight? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E04 - Kissy Face Jul 29, 2018

After taking a lobster submarine from Parask and leaving the town still cursed, the party takes a "sea-trip" toward the Elemental Plane of Earth. What can possibly go wrong? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E03 - Roll For Touching Things Jul 23, 2018

The party catches a break and finds an island in the Elemental Plane of Water. Too bad their guide, Azurite, seems to be having some memory problems and doesn't know where they are... or where anyone else is. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E02 - It's Not a Butt-Squid! Jul 22, 2018

Good plans go bad when the party gets suddenly dropped in the middle of an ocean. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love to Bear Ghost, who have let us use their awesome music for our intro and outro themes! They're on Spotify and BearGhost.com.

S02:E01 - Rockie Talkie Jul 16, 2018

A month has passed since their encounter with The Faceless Man, and the Guild of the Phoenix has made no progress on finding out how to stop The Devourer's pending arrival. However, a special visitor brings them information... and a new ally.

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S01:E35 - Season 1 Recap Jul 13, 2018

Greetings new and returning listeners! If you don't have the time to catch up, or need a refresher, this is the episode to check out. Patrick, Robert, Tony, and Allan recount the key plot points to Season 1 and describe their characters that will be continuing into Season 2.

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S01:E34 - End of Season 1 Table Talk Jul 11, 2018

With Season 1 finished, we take some time to talk about our favorite parts of the season and say goodbye to one of our cast members that will not be returning for Season 2 due to some amazing news!

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S01:E33 - Good Game Jul 09, 2018

The final episode of the season. Our heroes versus The Faceless Man. Can they stop him, or is it already too late?

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S01:E32 - I Heard You Were Losing Some Friends Today Jul 02, 2018

Two traps have been sprung, and now it's a race to try to get the upper hand. With everything on the line, who will make it out alive?

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S01:E31 - You Shouldn't Leave Doors Open Jun 25, 2018

Murmur sets the stage for their ambush as the rest of the party awaits The Faceless Man... but what will they do when the Church of Lathander shows up?

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S01:E30 - I'm Not Going To Forget This Jun 18, 2018

The party splits up to try to convince each of the guilds and Basteux to join their fight against The Faceless Man. Some are much more difficult than others.

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S01:E29 - It Wasn't On The Napkin Jun 11, 2018

The party gets called into the headmaster's office to discuss what Sammael and Murmur said when they were drunk.

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S01:E28 - To the End of the World Jun 04, 2018

A Yuan-Ti and a Tiefling walk into a bar. Meanwhile, a Tabaxi drunkenly wanders the town and a Firbolg takes a nap.

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S01:E27 - Illusion Rules May 28, 2018

Messages start to get sent out, but one comes back with grave news.

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S01:E26 - IT'S MY FLAW May 21, 2018

The team meets a Tabaxi with an interesting name while they work on their messages to the guild leaders, as well as try to find a way to counter The Faceless Man.

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S01:E25 - Bjorn to be Wild May 14, 2018

With Grego lost, the team decides to head toward the magical city of Balia in order to get messages out to the guilds and Gnash's adventuring party.

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S01:E24 - Face to (No)Face May 07, 2018

The party sprints through Grego's residential district, with the fake clerics and The Faceless Man in pursuit. Can they out pace them and manage to escape?

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S01:E23 - Big Bee's Hand Apr 30, 2018

The bells sound in Grego as the party scrambles to find an escape plan. Also, a familiar face pays a visit.

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S01:E22 - This Is A Good Beer Apr 23, 2018

Sammael stabbed a guy! Well, he tried to anyway. Now the party has to fight these Cleric imposters and try to figure out what the hell is going on in Grego!

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S01:E21 - Fish Him Apr 16, 2018

The party arrives in Grego, only to find that the town is sparcely populated. What could the Cult of The Devourer want with such a small town? The adventurers decided to fumble their way through finding that out!

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S01:E20 - Party Boat Apr 09, 2018

The party borrows a boat from the Guild of the Bear to check out another point on the cultist's map, the farming town of Grego.

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S01:E19 - Skirting A Duty Apr 02, 2018

Everyone gets their chance to be in the spotlight during the aftermath of destroying the obelisk. What can possibly go wrong?

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S01:E18 - Tsk Tsk Mar 26, 2018

The party and Gnash face the obelisk head on in the heart of Taborongo. Can they save what's left of the city?

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S01:E17 - Soul Food Mar 19, 2018

An altar has revealed itself in Taborongo, and it's up to the party to stop it! Can they make it past these killer tentacles and get there?

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S01:E16 - Party Armor Mar 12, 2018

The party meets with the Guild of the Bear... if they can make it past the doormen.

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S01:E15 - Basteux's Mar 05, 2018

Murmur and Ralf take a detour to a casino with Sammael in hot pursuit.

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S01:E14 - Bars Are Better Than Darkness Feb 26, 2018

A young child screams, a bar owner recognizes Sammael, and a certain tiefling draws nearer to his goal.

S01:E13 - Digeridonts Feb 19, 2018

The party hangs on for their lives as the cult's flying homunculi monsters try to drain the life out of them and destroy their speeding mine cart. Meanwhile, Ralf takes a nap.

S01:E12 - I'm Lactose Intolerant Feb 12, 2018

The party encounters a dangerous corridor of deadly traps, and Murmur takes a gamble in order to save his companions.

S01:E11 - Jack and Me's Panamay Feb 05, 2018

The party gets a map, Ralf gets a "torch", and Alton gets a headache.

S01:E10 - Cause 7, 8, 9 Jan 29, 2018

Our heroes have to fight their way out of the underground Cultist town.

S01:E09 - Enter Bashenga Jan 22, 2018

The gang finds a wayward kitty.

S01:E08 - I've Got a Slight Problem Jan 15, 2018

Our heroes square off against a slightly larger version of the enemy they're used to.

S01:E07 - Sick! Jan 08, 2018

Thanks to the helpful Kenku, our heroes find their way to one of the missing guild members

S01:E06 - Punch The Birds Jan 01, 2018

With our guest player, Garret, getting reassigned, the core trio embarks to stop a cult, without ruffling too many feathers...

S01:E05 - Rod Applesauceface Dec 25, 2017

Our heroes increase their guild members by 1, and have to go through debriefing with Alton.

S01:E04 - Rod's Sex Dungeon Dec 18, 2017

The gang's first combat scenario. Maybe not the smoothest entry, but hey... given the episode title, you shouldn't be expecting the smoothest of entries.

S01:E03 - WereElephant Dec 11, 2017

The gang deals with their first skill challenge by chasing down one of the goop monsters.

S01:E02 - Guys, This Isn't Peanut Butter Dec 04, 2017

Our two heroes, guest plot device, and Old Man #1 attempt to rid a tavern basement of its monstrous residents.

S01:E01 - Fantasy Banjo Nov 27, 2017

And so, our adventure begins... Join Sammael, Ralf, Garret, and [Old Man #1] in the kick off of this epic campaign.