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30 Rock - Leap Day Feb 29, 2020

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How do you do, fellow holiday special enthusiasts? The Advent Calendar House has emerged from its slumber in the Mariana Trench a few months early to celebrate Leap Day!

🎙️ Joey O. joins the celebration of the “30 Rock” universe’s most important holiday. As such, nothing that happens in this episode counts, and we’re just your imaginary friends whom no one else can hear, because real life is for March.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

Steve Buscemi, whose name I mispronounce right out of the gate, quotes himself at the 2020 Screen Actors’ Guild Awards.

Steve Buscemi as The Madder Hatter on “Saturday Night Live” in 1998.

Film School Rejects’ ranking of every 30 Rock episode.

Jane Krakowski as the Ghost of Christmas Past to Kelsey Grammer’s Scrooge in 2004’s “A Christmas Carol: The Musical.”

James Cameron is one of a very, very small group of people who have reached the deepest point in the ocean, at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

A very unscientific look into how many times it would take to order everything on the Benihana menu to use an entire $50,000 gift card.

Of course there’s a Getty Image of Tina Fey posing with the Ewok behind glass.

Thad Warmald, the poor man’s Artie Ziff.

Both human leads from the Sonic the Hedgehog movie are in this episode!

Kevin Brown’s Wikipedia entry calls him “Kevin ‘Dot Com’ Brown” right at the beginning.

Guest star Karolína Kurková was almost a Leap Day baby; she was born February 28, 1984.

Tracy’s word association game that gets to “soup kitcken,” but keeps going before looping back around again reminds us of a similar bit from the 1966 Batman movie.

A very, very quick look at the Irish Leap Day tradition of women proposing to men, as seen in the 2010 Amy Adams movie “Leap Year,” which couldn’t even be bothered coming out on a leap year.

As an extra bonus mini-episode at the end of this one, Joey quickly sums up the Leap Day episode of “Frasier” from 1996, “Look Before You Leap.”

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#s3 #2010s #leapday

Rudolph’s Shiny New Year Dec 30, 2019

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🎉 It’s a special, post-Christmas bonus episode for your oversized ears!

🎙 Joey O. and Brandon Medley help us turn back the years to 1976 and tip an oversized hat to “Rudolph’s Shiny New Year,” Rankin/Bass’s first sequel special, in which Rudolph has to save the Baby New Year from a big, angry bird.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

Rudolph devolves into a younger-looking reindeer, because the original model may have been lost. But also he seems to forget he can fly.

According to our narrator, Father Time (Red Skelton), this story begins “on that very same foggy night.” As in Christmas Eve. When Santa’s kind of busy.

I learned who Red Skelton was from a joke in a Tex Avery cartoon.

“The Phantom Tollbooth.”

Tik-Tok from “Return to Oz.”

Creepier song about time: “The Moving Finger Writes” from this, or “Older” by They Might Be Giants?

Ralph Archibold, Philadelphia’s longtime Ben Franklin impersonator.

Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster.

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#s3 #1970s #newyear #rankinbass #rudolph #4thofjuly

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Dec 24, 2019

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🎄 It’s the 50th episode of the Advent Calendar House, so it’s time to address the spotted elephant in the room.

🎙 Joey O. and Brandon Medley fly in to tackle the 1964 Christmas special that put Rankin/Bass on the map and into our hearts.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

Is Santa really this big of a jerk or just hangry?
The History Channel on the creation of Rudolph.

Mashable’s 12 ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ facts.

Burger King and Hallmark’s Rodney Reindeer plushes, which at one point doubled as stockings.

Rudolph almost had huge, glowing eyes instead of a red nose, and all I can think of is the terrifying original version of Mr. Snuffleupagus.

The rare and expensive Santa’s Castle play set, which includes Santa and Mr. Claus’s tiny bed.

A lot of voices in this cast were later part of the 1960s “Spider-Man” and “Marvel Super Heroes” animated series.

The first mention of Santa having a wife was in a short story by Philadelphia missionary James Rees in 1849.

The mystery of the head elf’s suddenly changing voice: Wikipedia claims it’s intentional, but we’re not buying it.

Carl Banas (Head Elf) was also the original voice of Sweetums in “Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince.”

“Fame and Fortune,” a song that replaced “We’re a Couple of Misfits” as Rudolph and Hermey’s duet from 1965 to 1997.

You can meet characters from this version of Rudolph at SeaWorld, Busch Gardens, and Sesame Place.

Arthur Rankin Jr. explains why Dolly’s on the Island of Misfit Toys on NPR’s “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me.”

The original ending included Yukon Corneilius finding a peppermint mine.

“The Enchanted World of Rankin/Bass: A Portfolio.”

Original figures of Rudolph and Santa were found in an attic and appraised on Antiques Roadshow in 2005. They were later sold and restored.

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Closing music: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” by the California Raisins, from “Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Celebration.”

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#s3 #1960s #rankinbass #rudolph

Shalom Sesame - Chanukah Dec 22, 2019

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🕎 Kick off Hanukkah with the objectively better son from “Growing Pains” spinning bad puns like he made them out of clay.

🎙️Sarah Shay stops by as we shine a light on a 1990 episode of “Shalom Sesame,” an on-again, off-again co-production of “Sesame Street” and its counterpart in Israel, “Rechov Sumsum.”

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

“Shalom Sesame” on Muppet Wiki.

Israel’s Big Bird stand-in, Kippi Ben Kippod, is mistranslated as a porcupine despite clearly being a hedgehog. A similar but unclothed costume was used in Spain’s Barrio Sésamo for Espinete, who’s identified as a hedgehog.

Jeremy Miller, as Linus, sings “The Vigil” in “Snoopy! The Musical.”

Yoav Tzafir’s other credits include the Hebrew-dubbed voices of Ninja Turtle Michaelangelo and Super Mario. Later he directed Israel’s version of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”

The real, actual, annual Hanukkah Torch Relay.

Moishe Oofnik, Israel’s counterpart to Oscar, looks less like a grouch and more like a standard Muppet monster. Probably because he has a nose.

Baby Bear teaches Telly Monster how to play dreidel.

A supposed folktale listed on the Wikipedia entry for sufganiyah may or may not be full of something that’s not jelly.

Sarah met the head puppeteer from “Lamb Chop’s Special Chanukah.”

Nell Carter, a Jewish convert, appeared on other episodes of “Shalom Sesame” as herself.

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#s3 #1990s #hanukkah #muppets

Christmas in Tattertown Dec 19, 2019

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🎄 Set your sentient clocks back to 1988 for a very wound-up and thrown out into a pile of junk in another dimension episode of the Advent Calendar House.

🎙 Chad Young joins us for a one-time-only trip to Tattertown, the holiday brain-child of Ralph Bakshi and Nickelodeon’s first-ever original animated TV program.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

“Christmas in Tattertown” sketches from Bakshi Productions.

Nick Knacks on “Christmas in Tattertown.”

Cameos by Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Flip the Frog, and Popeye.

Today’s TV Trope: The Up the Real Rabbit Hole.

A shout-out to the dearly departed Hollywood Video for staying open on Christmas Day for idiots like me who forgot to ask for required accessories like the Nintendo 64 Expansion Pak.

Wawa’s Holiday Gobbler hoagie.

Bosko and Honey on “Tiny Toon Adventures.”

A brief introduction to “snoap,” Florida’s fake snow.

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#s3 #1980s #nickelodeon

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Dec 17, 2019

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🎄 Every unstoppable monster has a beginning.

🎙️ Erin Evans, Joey O., and Brandon Medley squeeze onto the couch to celebrate the 30th anniversary of “The Simpsons” and its series premiere, “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” or, as it was introduced to us in 1989, “The Simpsons’ Christmas Special.”

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

The time I accidentally watched “The Tracey Ullman Show,” because I was too sick to get up and change the channel.

We can’t talk about early Simpsons without mentioning Burger King toys, The Simpsons arcade game, and of course, “Do the Bartman.”

Bart’s first Butterfinger commercial.

Al Jean’s 5 favorite Simpsons episodes (The Wall Street Journal, 2014)

Animator Eric Stefani had already founded some band with his sister while working on this episode.

The crowdsourced origins of “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” and the “like a light bulb!” interjections to “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

Real, intentionally unfinished “Moth” tattoos.

The tattoo artist was retroactively named Mervin Monroe, Dr. Marvin’s younger brother.

Early, strange in hindsight prototypes of Springfield citizens, including a more competent Ralph Wiggum, a cockier Milhouse, and a Ned Flanders who says, “Happy holidays.”

The time Brandon cut down his own Christmas tree.

My guest appearance on the Two Bad Neighbors podcast for “Marge Be Not Proud.”

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#s3 #1980s #simpsons

Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol Dec 15, 2019

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🎄 Of all the animated Christmas specials we have covered and will cover, this is the nearsighted granddaddy of them all.

🎙 Anthony Caruso and Julia Colburn from Tis the Podcast visit the Advent Calendar House for a very special Scrooge Sunday episode as we nearly-blindly fumble back to 1962 to celebrate “Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol,” TV’s first ever animated Christmas special.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

Jim Backus (Mister Magoo) based his portrayal of Thurston Howell III from “Gilligan’s Island” on another character he played on a radio show hosted by another famous future Scrooge, Alan Young.

Scrooge’s nephew is cut entirely to make room for a song about Broadway that sometimes also gets cut entirely.

The ghosts of Christmas Present and Past show up out of order for no clear reason, but an A.V. Club article from 2012 tried to find one.

Tiny Tim is an English-speaking Gerald McBoing-Boing.

This special invented a flavor! Razzleberry pie is now a thing that exists, made with raspberries and blackberries.

The Ghost of Christmas Past looks like Toon Link.

The last surviving member of the cast, Marie Matthews (Young Scrooge), was on a 2009 panel revisiting the special.

Is Belle’s hair supposed to look like an actual bell?

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#s3 #1960s #scroogesunday

Sealab 2021 - Feast of Alvis Dec 13, 2019

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🎄 Warning: If you usually let your children listen to your podcast feed with you, you may want to get the kids out of the pool for this one.

🎙 Zac Shipley dives in as we feast on a very festive, very inappropriate 2002 episode of the Adult Swim cartoon “Sealab 2021.”

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

“Sealab 2020,” the very different, very boring original 1972 cartoon that serves as the butt of Sealab 2021’s joke.

The usual Sealab theme song by Calamine is absent here to make room in the stable for the story of the birth of Alvis.

The Church of Alvis, a blog last updated in 2007 with a cliffhanger, but the faithful still await that day with patience.

Alvisism as explained by Sealab Wiki, which also exists.

A series of quotes from this episode made into animated gif icons and posted on LiveJournal. This show is a very specific sort of old.

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#s3 #2000s #cartoonnetwork

The Glo Friends Save Christmas Dec 11, 2019

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🎄 It’s Glo! Join Hasbro’s hive of bioluminescent bugs, the Glo Friends, in their own Christmas special from 1985.

🎙️ Erin Evans and Joey O. join forces as we learn how to selectively melt only certain ice we’re radiating near to save Santa (Carroll O’Connor), who’s been locked in an icicle cage by Blanche, the Wicked Witch of the North Pole (Sally Struthers), who’s jealous of Santa’s publicity. Take notes, Great Pumpkin… or, perhaps, don’t.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

This was a pilot for an eventual series that aired alongside the original “My Little Pony & Friends.”

A helpful guide to identifying every Glo Friend.

Nancy Cartwright was the voice of Baby Glo Worm in the series, but in this pilot, it’s Laurie O’Brien doing her Baby Piggy voice.

Joey interviews Pat Fraley (Glo Worm) on his later performance as Krang.

Glo Worm’s purple outfit here, as opposed to the original toy’s green outfit, was apparently a “source of controversy,” according to Wikipedia.

Can all antlered mammals fly if you go far enough north?

Lorenzo Music doing a weird, nervous lisp instead of his usual Resting Garfield Voice™.

Santa sings the least bluesy blues song ever while his reindeer do Rockettes kicks.

More of Mike’s thoughts on The Glo Friends Save Christmas on the Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast.

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#s3 #1980s #hasbro

Ziggy’s Gift Dec 09, 2019

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🎄 Everyone’s after the little guy for no reason.

🎙️ Chad Young joins us for a short-statured trip back to 1982 to explore “Ziggy’s Gift,” a one-off TV Christmas special starring no one’s favorite funny papers hero and featuring a beautifully animated puddle of dog pee.

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💬 Topics & Tangents:

“Ziggy’s Gift” on Dinosaur Dracula After Dark.

“The Point,” a Harry Nilsson album turned into an animated movie.

Ziggy’s toothpaste looks like Beetlejuice sandworms.

Ziggy Theories: Is he adult Charlie Brown? A vegetarian? A guardian angel?

The time Chad met Billy West, who stood on a chair because he thought Chad was too tall.

The time I inquired about a job opportunity that wasn’t what I expected.

The terrifying robot Santa window display reminded me a little too much of the equally terrifying “Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure.”

Frank Welker voiced 25 characters in this special if you count each individual turkey.

Ziggy’s kettle has the Glow from “The Last Dragon.”

The “Linus moment” is out; the “Skeletor face turn” is in.