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ACS: Jon Lovitz Apr 15, 2011

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Adam talks about leaving a meeting this morning and being flipped off by another driver. His reaction may surprise you. He also talks about a run-in with TMZ, and goes on a rant about how they're able to legally see which celebrities are on which flights, and ultimately profit off them without permission.
Alison then reads a chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir, and talks about an evening she had at the Carolla house eating dinner. Adam gives her a hard time for taking home her leftovers, and Alison reflects on watching Adam wrestle with the kids.
Tonight's guest is owner of the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Jon Lovitz himself. The guys go on a jag about cameras adding weight, and looking shitty in photographs. Alison then jumps into the news, with a story about a human sample finally being donated to Iceland's Penis Museum. Also in adult news, a patron visiting an adult bookstore was mysteriously set on fire. Later they discuss a blind dog with its own seeing eye dog.
Adam then goes on a rant about french fries, and talks with Mike August about bringing hazelnut coffee to a meeting. Still on the topic of food, Adam complains about stuffed crust pizza, and talks about Jimmy Kimmel's obession with pizza ovens. Jimmy's having a pizza party this weekend with a celebrity chef, and August is not invited. The show wraps up with a story about the Verizon Guy, and a fast paced round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia.
Get more info about tonight's guest and the club itself, at TheJonLovitzComedyClub.com

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ACS: Demetri Martin Apr 14, 2011

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At the top of the show, Adam talks to Demetri about unfunny cartoons, and explains what it really means to be a 'humorist.' Tbe guys also talk about performance artists, and talk about how Demetri is about to play a show where Adam just finished performing. Demetri talks about aggressive homeless people, and Adam talks about how grateful he is to not have to do manual labor for a living anymore.
Demetri then asks Adam about his history with Jimmy Kimmel and how long they've known each other. The guys talk about seeing celebrities in LA coffee shops, and Adam tells a story about Norm MacDonald and his best friend. Later, Adam discusses the film Grown Ups, and his fascination with rich people who do shitty work.
Toward the end of the show, the guys break down the different types of comedians, and Demetri suggests that he has an edge, even if his stage show isn't about banging hookers. Adam goes on a rant about annoying cell phone rings, and talks to Demetri about supplying drawings and book plates for people who pre-order their books. The show wraps with Adam complaining about Bob Dylan's recent Grammy performance.
Get Demetri's new book, 'This Is A Book,' at DemetriMartin.com

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ACS: Jesse Ventura Apr 13, 2011

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Adam welcomes Jesse Ventura to the show, and Jesse praises Adam for his work on The Man Show. The guys talk about the origins of the show, and of course the girls on trampolines. Jesse also talks about his latest book, '63 Documents Your Government Doesn't Want You To Read,' and has a passionate conversation with Adam about our political system and international relationships.
The guys also talk about Jesse's experience as a Navy SEAL, working as part of the Underwater Demolition Unit. Jess talks about the intense training process, and some of his experiences in Vietnam, including something he calls 'Dupont fishing'. The guys also chat about their kids, and how to give them 'that grit'.
Adam and Jesse talk about various forms of torture, including sleep deprivation and water boarding. Jesse explains what the process is like from a first-hand experience, and talks to Adam about whether or not torture is an effective method to getting accurate information. It leads to a larger discussion about government conspiracies and the actions of post 9/11 America. Adam then wraps the show talking to Jesse about the daily routine of Vietnam, and the documents Jesse has brought to light in his new book.

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ACS: Joe Rogan Apr 12, 2011

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Adam opens the show talking about chicks that shed their hair. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam calls in special guest Joe Rogan right away. The guys talk about their shared thoughts about each other from earlier in the day, and talk about the intimacy of recording podcasts. They also discuss the differences between telling jokes and sharing ideas, and discuss the pros and cons of working on lots of small projects instead of just one big one.
Alison tells a story about going to a Chinese restaurant and being served a duck that still had its head. It gets the group discussing hunting, and some of the controversial animal population control issues that plague certain parts of the world. The guys also talk about a Chicago school banning kids from bringing their lunches from home, and discuss the 'inevitability of a sedentary life style.'
Adam and Joe then talk about some of the great shows they've had in Portland, and Joe convinces Adam to try touring in Canada. The guys also discuss some of the problems with living in LA, and Adam goes on a rant about the condition of our school systems and his favorite Los Angeles mayor.
Later, the conversation morphs into a discussion about international cultural differences. Adam and Joe talk about visiting Tijuana when they were kids, and how the city is so different now. They also talk about post-tsunami Japan, and are amazed at the politeness of everyone as they wait for emergency supplies. Bringing everything back to Los Angeles, Adam talks about the type of society that is ideal, and explains that we either need to get back to our roots or abandon the city. The show wraps with a conversation about the Fleshlight.
Listen to The Joe Rogan Experience, available on iTunes.

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ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons Apr 11, 2011

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Adam thanks the crowd for coming out to the Irvine Improv early on a Sunday evening. He talks about a haircut he got at a Mexican barbershop, and alludes to a fight he got into with his wife Lynette earlier in the day. He calls special guest Greg Fitzsimmons on stage for his thoughts on their argument about where the car keys were last placed. Alison tries to offer her thoughts from a female perspective, and Greg talks about a fight he had with his wife as well.
Adam asks Alison to jump into the news to get him out of his funk. To cheer him up, she reads a story about a clown pedophile. After deciding that clowns have most certainly caused more harm than good, he talks about his own experiences auditioning to be a 'party pal.' Alison also discusses Taco Bell's announcement that they're making Dorito taco shells, and Adam rants about Mexican food.
Greg introduces a segment where he confesses an actual sin to Adam, and asks for Adam to give a legitimate penance. Adam then finishes the show with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where he offers his thoughts on the Toyota Grand Prix, beer bottles, and why he'll be using the twins as a buffer between him and the wife.
Download Greg's new app, and check out his live shows this week at Caroline's. More information available at GregFitzsimmons.com

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ACS: Christopher Titus Apr 08, 2011

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Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys.
In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. The guys laugh about the snake's apparent ability to tweet, and also discuss the discovery of the skeletal remains of the first gay caveman. Later, the guys go on a side jag about salad shooters, and Alison also tries out a joke from her old standup days.
Also in the news, the latest body modification trend is 'elfin ears.' The guys also talk about the two new Jersey Shore spinoffs, and talk about a guy arrested for jogging down the side of the freeway naked. It reminds Adam about streaking as a kid, and driving back from the beach totally naked and in a car full of male friends.
Chris Titus joins the show next, and can't understand how Adam is able to justify his naked driving story. The guys talk about getting drunk and drawing dicks on guys' faces, and other reckless behavior from when they were kids. Titus also talks about the charity he's performing for, and he and Adam relate to trying material out on the picky segment producers for late night TV.
In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news with yet another naked man story, this time from Florida. Adam makes a case for his attack crows, and the guys talk about an Austrian pastry shop specializing in Nazi cakes. The final news story has to do with sex offenders, and Adam and Chris make fun of To Catch a Predator.

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ACS: Relationship Calls Apr 07, 2011

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Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam's indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam's grunting and various interactions with his employees.
Today's top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have about which animals we're allowed to kill. Alison also talks about the search for the bones of the real Mona Lisa, and updates everyone on the Miley Cyrus sex doll scandal. Adam also hears about Glen Beck no longer being on FOX News, and the interesting scent of Bacon cologne.
After a quick break, Adam talks about a performance he had in Pennsylvania where August gave the club announcer an extremely long bio, only to have the guy read the whole thing verbatim. Adam also rants about why you should never order Meat Lover's Pizza in the middle of the country.
In the last section of the show, the guys jump to the phone lines to dole out some relationship advice. The first caller wants his girl to lose weight, and the group improvises a hilarious conversation between a doctor and patient. Another caller is still getting shit for a lie she told years ago, and when another caller says her boyfriend is cheating on her, Adam gives advice in such a way that Alison thinks it may have done more harm than good. The show wraps with Adam talking about his upcoming audiobook, and giving advice to a caller about an ex-girlfriend who won't leave him alone.

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ACS: Adam and Blake Apr 06, 2011

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At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie's elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up.
Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman charged with 'poking,' and the CEO of Go Daddy in trouble for going elephant hunting. They also discuss Charlie Sheen's attempts to trademark his catchphrases, and the audience responses to his live performances. Alison then mentions the Miley Cyrus sex doll, and the guys dissect the details of the item's Amazon page.
After Alison reads another segment of her addiction memoir, Adam calls in Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson of the new Comedy Central series, 'Workaholics.' The guys talk about how they went from being an unknown internet sketch group to getting their own TV series, and Adam talks to them about the ridiculous conversations had about what can and can't be said on the air. Adam also complains about Mike August's cell phone.
In the last segment of the show, Alison returns to the news. The group discusses Flava Flav's chicken restaurant bouncing employee checks, and also the sale of the Kate Winslet sketch from the film 'Titanic'. In other film news, a new Bill & Ted movie is on the horizon, and it reminds Adam of his new lifetime pass at Arclight theaters. Wrapping things up, Adam complains about hot chicks who screw up their hairdos, and the guys watch a disgusting clip from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
Catch the series premiere of Workaholics on Comedy Central, tonight at 10:30pm

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ACS: Rosa Blasi Apr 05, 2011

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Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parking lot by an overly curious little girl.
Before jumping into the Tournament of Rosen, Alison discusses the controversy that surrounded her announcement that she 'dated off bracket' over the weekend. Adam then pulls up each of the Final Four contestants on the line, and gets to know them by their favorite foods and jokes. Alison makes her choices, and Adam listens to a Dick Banks parody song.
Today's guest is author Rosa Blasi, who wrote a memoir about dating a string of professional athletes. She talks about her early days in high school and when she got her first athlete crush, and the group quickly discusses how difficult it is to cheat in this era of twitter and text messages. Rosa also tells some personal stories from her dating life, and the group debates why guys cheat in the first place.
Alison then reads the news for the first time in a while. The guys talk about a plane that had to descend after a hole was torn into the top, and they also discuss the congressman who received a bloody pig's foot in response to his investigation of Muslim radicals. The show wraps with a viewing of a Jeopardy clip where Adam was part of the answer, and Adam rants about iPhone face time and getting his kids gifts on the road.
Check out RosaBlasi.com for more info on tonight's guest.
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ACS: Dana Gould Apr 04, 2011

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Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don't have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn't sell their CDs at the door.
Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There's also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women.
After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam's nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards.
The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood.
Check out DanaGould.com for more info on Dana's tour schedule and comedy releases.

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