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Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter Apr 03, 2024

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On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.

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Baby Angel with Connor Wood aka Fibulaa Mar 29, 2024

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On this bonus episode, Heather gets to chit chat with Connor about his journey from tik tok videos to starting his stand up tour.

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Just Hannah with Hannah Berner Mar 27, 2024

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On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa.

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Love on the Spectrum Mar 20, 2024

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On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.

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I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Mar 13, 2024

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Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions!

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Z Packs and Upset Tummies Mar 06, 2024

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On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails.

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Jet Lag is a Choice Mar 01, 2024

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Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss.

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Live from Down Unda Feb 21, 2024

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Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans!

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Valentine's Day Feb 14, 2024

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On this special Vday episode, Heather chats about meeting Jeff all those years ago. From the early dating years to the proposal, it was never a dull moment. She also takes your special Absolutely Not Valentines Day voicemails.

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From the Club to the Carpet Feb 07, 2024

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On this episode, Heather brings you on her wild ride from Vegas to the Grammys. From the truly bonkers characters in Vegas to her race to make the red carpet. Heather makes it just in time for her fabulous glam team to beat the face, throw on a gown and get mic’d up for music’s biggest night!

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