A Cup Of Tea And A Chat With Allie And Bean Weekly Sampler

Saving, Not Savings Mar 14, 2022

Bachelorette party gone way wrong, kids give Allie a pep talk, goth chipmunks, end to daylight saving time, RIP the Viper room, the actual best Batman and much more.

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This Is What Cocaine Feels Like Mar 07, 2022

Bean's travel nightmare, Allie's magic hair, crepes are bullsh*t, dinosaur thoughts, marrying a ghost, emergency Hall & Oates, a Queen sighting and much more. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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Why Not Call It A "Cocksicle?" Feb 28, 2022

Bean's date with Stormy Daniels, the Beatles are terrible, Frozen Penis Syndrome, the dumbest world record, the hottest polyglot, the best new dating app, Love Is Blind and much more.

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No, Seriously. Whose House? Feb 21, 2022

Severed fingers, What are chicken wings really?, Bean's sexy house guests, Allie on Reddit, pot roasts rule, I like turtles, lost dentures, Inventing Anna, Sad Luke, and much more.

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Because Eggnog Feb 14, 2022

Which is the shiny side up?, books in a bar, Ye Olde Fighting Cocks, demonic goats, no pancakes no peace, Anna Kendrick legal trouble, Elon Musk would like a word, the mile-high club, chocolate milk for everyone. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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He Died Doing What He Loved Feb 07, 2022

Blizzard Allie, our friend won the big lottery, the boy with 500 teeth, dead in a massage parlour, surviving a plane crash, a ramen attack, a steakhouse riot, more. It's a wild episode! https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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Where Are Your Nipples? Jan 31, 2022

-9F, celebrity candles, West Elm Caleb, Encanto, M & Ms, Yellowjackets, attractiveness scale, severed arms, Bean yells at some guys, sad dad bands, and much more with Allie and Bean. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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Why Is Allie In A Trench Coat And Wig? Jan 24, 2022

Allie's imaginary dog, Bean's uninvited house-guest, Sleepy chicken challenge, What is hardballing?, the cat's meow, Miss Universe needs our help, too much sushi, even more glitter. https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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"This Came Out Of Me" Jan 17, 2022

Am I The Dick?, a pancake hack, blind for 15 years, you're brushing your teeth wrong, should Bean talk to his neighbours?, Wordle: Knock it off, Great News. Subscribe: https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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Swans Are Dicks Jan 10, 2022

The world's greatest potato chips, help finding your lost weed, the most unlikely 911 call ever, and much, much more. Join us: https://www.patreon.com/allieandbean

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Be Nice To Accordion Players! Dec 27, 2021

Why is your penis so puffy, Bean is snubbed by a celebrity, school dress codes, What's Up With Florida?, a Christmas card dilemma, old-timey sayings, and SO MUCH MURDER!

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Farts In A Jar Dec 20, 2021

Ukulele Bean, a chipmunk in Allie's house, "And Just Like That" is awful, Animal Stories, Is it Creepy?,

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Dr Pepper Is Trash. Debate. Dec 13, 2021

Meet Brian and the Buttercups,send us your nude photos, holiday break-ups, math is hard, gift-giving 2021, a fake arm and a full butt, a fun quiz, a trip to Antarctica and more.

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Wait Until Someone Looks Vaguely Panicky Dec 06, 2021

The punk-rockiest caller ever, working for the Queen, sex with Satan, Allie's OCD, cameras in the bedroom, Polish cocaine cacti, say no to Turkey Trots, living in a pub, Bean's AM radio quest continues

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Mike Is A Cheater Nov 29, 2021

Bachelor Bean, more Adele thoughts, the Christmas lights Grinch, bad surprise whose baby it is, black holes (ding), name that snowplow, what's that chirping sound?, Great News, and more.

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"Wives, Am I Right?" Nov 22, 2021

On this episode, Bean screws up, the latest slang survey, AM Radio dreams, our huge celebrity guest booking, pigs and pugs, Rick Dees is still alive, the greatest Fox News segment ever, and more.

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A Baby With A Tail Nov 15, 2021

Allie and Bean break down the Jankytown podcast meltdown, a baby with a tail (LUCKOUT), Paul Rudd is NOT that thing, Bean's return to the radio, Dexter is back, Air BnB oops, Mooning thoughts, Beat it, kid on a train!

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Beefy Red Ulcers? Beefy Red Ulcers. Nov 08, 2021

Allie and Bean learn they are podcasting all wrong, early dinners and Mexican blankets, Kevin Ryder's HUGE news, Doug the Potato, and actual weather porn.

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Why Does Celeste Want Us Buried, In A Bag, In The Desert? Nov 01, 2021

Tinder? I don't even know her, Allie joins Kevin on KLOS, two not-so-great murder plots, Ricky Gervais in the wild, Who's The Dick: Wedding Edition, Fisher-Price magic, a sad wizard, and more.

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How Are You Talking With That Ball Gag In Your Mouth, Bean? Oct 25, 2021

No candy corn: no peace, Allie has Adele feelings, Great News, Megan Fox is back, or is she?, Squid Game is legit.

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I Just Unfurl It Out The Passenger-Side Window..... Oct 18, 2021

The real-life Exorcist house is in the news, the airplane dog stowaway, a long-awaited jensen Karp update, Is Gonzo a Muppet, R.I.P. Smashmouth, a centipede scrotum bite, and lots more.

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Necrotic Bunghole Is Playing The Troub Oct 11, 2021

Waking Up With A Bat On Your Neck, The Wedgie That Kills, Superbowl Halftime Show Dream Line-Ups, The Problem With "No Time To Die," Don't Fear The Parrot, Adele Is Back!

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Floppy Rubber Thing You Hide Oct 04, 2021

Peahen talk, Fatface.com, the Orville Peck disaster, dog weddings that aren't for the right reason, a haunted house stabbing, the creepy doll in the wall, and solid-gold vibrators.

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He Ate A Spoon! Sep 27, 2021

Bean's actual brother talks banana and mayo sandwiches, Allie's on a Friends app, the most satisfying sounds, tracking devices in bras, a finger in a hamburger, a pet psychic and a talking duck. WHEW!

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How Do You Admit You Are A ... Podcaster? Ewww! Sep 20, 2021

Yes, Nicky Minaj's friend's cousin's testicles, but also how old is old, bulls*t destination weddings, unknown-texter etiquette, Bean's wife Donna, a dog named Lobster, the shame of podcasting, and more.

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SQUIRREL! Sep 13, 2021

Megan Fox on a table, a crazy switched-at-birth story, Bean is struggling, Allie has a Croc confession, new terrible baby names, killer spiders, best headline ever, how you were caught cheating, someone loves ABBA and someone else is wrong about ABBA.

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Hikes = MURDER!!!! Sep 06, 2021

Allie and Bean get into the "right" number of tattoos, the insane Welsh flag controversy, hikes = murder, also death by mattress, the woman too hot to get a job, are hot dogs worth it?, Am I the Dick? and much more on this free weekly sampler of our show.

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Kidney Beans Don't Go There, Sir. Aug 30, 2021

Some sexy time-zone chat, what is Super Death Speed?, we fall in love with Mandy PaTikTok, a chimpanzee love affair, the world's oldest lobster fisherman, a new Bridezilla, a serial killer themed chip-shop, the best first-date questions, a wonderful listener joins us for a quiz.

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Business Up Front, Party In The Back Aug 23, 2021

Vote now for the National Mullet Competition, a road trip to Sandy Bottom, Bean gets replaced, Allie's dating app adventures, and lots more this week.

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North Dakota: Real Or Fake? Aug 16, 2021

Bean tries speed and enjoys mixed results, both Allie and Bean long for braces, and the many ways we are all doomed.

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Never Make Fun Of Pony Dancing! Aug 09, 2021

Snoop Dogg is the best part of the Olympics, plus Olympic knitting and pony dancing, the Fred Durst renaissance, Bean's lowest blood pressure ever, the most shocking Catfish too, the hot dog/sandwich debate heats up, parrots with potty-mouths,

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"But Wait, There's More! Now How Much Would You Pay?' Aug 02, 2021

What's up with Kanye?, Bennifer yay or nay?, What are the smartest names?, A Guinness world record involving M&Ms, Bigfoot in Maine?, #RIP Ron Popeil, you legend you.

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I've Had It With These MF Snakes Under This MF Bed Jul 26, 2021

Ten signs you are not on a date, penis vs. padlock, is Louis Angelino too good to be true?, Great News, #RIP BIz Markie, Ghosty makes her presence felt, Stoop Talk, Snooping in your drawers, and a highly-recommended tea.

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One Ticket For HootieFest, Please Jul 19, 2021

Wedding stories you'll never forget, Conor McGregor's DMs, our Richard Blade interview, Fart-camming (sorry), that yob with a flare on cocaine, a trip to Transylvania, what's up with Radiohead these days?, Dr. Dre's favourite whistler

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Broken Penises And John Denver Songs Jul 12, 2021

We discuss Bean's latest near-death experience, Mark Zuckerberg's weird 4th of July, Nick Cannon's super-sperm, a gang of foxes are not messing around, Humans 1 Peacocks 0, a delightful 107-year-old woman, and broken penises. Those last two are not related.

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With The Swagger And Heart Of An Entrepreneur Jul 05, 2021

From New Orleans, Los Angeles and London, we discuss the prank that went nowhere, the dolphin of your nightmares, Allie's got Euro2020-fever and Groucho Marx eyebrows, the West Coast on fire, a great job for pizza-lovers, a stunning Pretty In Pink fun fact, birds aren't real, and why the word "spinner" was invented.

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Tell Me About Your Giant Exploding Crotch Jun 28, 2021

Yes, a giant exploding crotch, also Agnes the guinea pig, new slogan for Subaru, kidnapping turned MURDER, petty AF revenge, too much friend honesty, invisible art, a real - not internet -troll, swallowing magnets, worst house ever, prayers for Mark Hoppus, love for Britney, imaginary decuplets, and more! Whew.

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Tapir? I Don't Even Know Her! Jun 21, 2021

Bean's adventure across the USA continues with a visit to his favourite zoo animal, we discuss a newsreader's breakdown, naked hot-tubbing and growing bangs with Allie plus her new job at 92.3 The Moose, Animal Stories, and more!

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Allie And Amanda, Sitting In A Tree Jun 14, 2021

It was a huge week for the show as we celebrated our 100th episode, Bean suffered yet another concussion, Allie made a new imaginary best friend, we had many thoughts on KROQ losing Ted Stryker, another of its very best people, also sending Jeff Bezos into space, a Danish swingers club, and the Best Little Pride Cookies In Texas!

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Take A Trip To Titty Ho Jun 07, 2021

Bean's Death Corner, fake facts you probably believe, ladies and bathtubs, bear vs. teenager, the UK's rudest place names, and a special appearance by radio Hall Of Famer Kevin Ryder! Don't miss this one.

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Paging Dr. Harry Beaver May 31, 2021

Wrestling a grizzly bear, watching too much tv, 23 And Me is dangerous, The One Where They Reunited For ALL The Money, a mullet comeback?, kissing chickens, monkeys and Hot Cheetos, Allie is a mosquito buffet, and much more!

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¡Mi Apartamento Esta Lleno De Sangre! May 24, 2021

This was the week of the Death Fan, plus Bean's first UK run-in with the law, a baby born to a sleeping mother, a Yelp stalker, the world's most famous Canadian and much more.

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Did You Just Lose Your Boner? May 17, 2021

One this week's show, Bean defies death, Allie has "garbage person" radar and a new favourite TV show you've never heard of, cloning Kurt Cobain, using sandpaper for hair removal, the Adam Sandler conspiracy, and lots more!

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Use The Horse, Luke! May 10, 2021

Sponsored by Skillshare, on this week's show Allie leaves the house, Dodger Dogs controversy, Disaster Girl cashes in, world's dumbest DJ, Ben Affleck on blast, is Bill Gates hot?, Animal Stories, Star Wars Day celebration, and much more

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White Girl Brunch May 03, 2021

The week that was with Allie And Bean. Shocking secrets from IHOP and Taco Bell, the 102-year-old bowler, the Torrance bird invasion, world's scariest reality show, the Crate Escape, Bean vs. his skylight, Beermug memories, and much more.

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Putting The "Fun" In Funeral Apr 26, 2021

Allie believes in Earthquake Weather but not in Chrissy Teigen, mouthy sex dolls, the stigma of eating alone, a weird California pronunciation, new ABBA music causes Bean to squeal, ten animals that will kill you, and the birds of Nextdoor. Too much show!

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All Hail "The Ginger Assassin" Apr 19, 2021

Hear the BBC make fun of a grown man named "Bean," Allie tells us about her lawyer days, hear a cat-fronted heavy metal band in "Animal Stories," how to save the ArcLight, "Great News," what is Aphantasia?, and PenTalk.

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Allie Loves Love Apr 12, 2021

What a show! April the giraffe breaks Bean's Heart, what is kickball?, the Khloe Krisis, new music by dead people, the craziest wedding surprise, is your pet cheating on you?, snakes in the toilet, how many penises is too many, AND MORE.....

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So That's What "California Gold" Means... Apr 05, 2021

Highlighted segments from the past week include a new product that changed Allie's life, a McDonald's drive- through customer is a legend ... or a jackass, the biggest tapeworm you'll hear about today, Tina Turner is a goddess, and Huell Howser comes back to shock us from the grave.

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The One With The Horse Milk Mar 29, 2021

A Cup of Tea and a Chat: Weekly Sampler