93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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("Best Of"): Whatever You Say, 'Stove' Jul 02, 2026

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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("Best Of"): Getting One of Those Dee-Vorces Jul 01, 2026

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("Best Of"): Butt-Job Bob's Thousand-Thousand Mosh Pits Jun 30, 2026

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("Best Of"): Plumbing is Just Water LEGO Jun 29, 2026

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("Best Of"): Discount Store Dingleberry Jun 26, 2026

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Farewell Naz Jun 25, 2026

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Originally Aired June 25, 2026: Sir, is that a buttplug? Finding out your spouse is a drug addict. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sucking harder than a clogged Dustbuster.

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Cheese Johnson Jun 24, 2026

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Originally Aired June 24, 2026: The biggest douchebag musicians of all time. Don't fall into the campground crapper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Henderson, MN Sauerkraut Queen.

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Dildo Park Jun 23, 2026

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Originally Aired June 23, 2026: The C-Word. Mountain Dew donuts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Beaver Liquors.

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Liquid Herpes Jun 22, 2026

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Originally Aired June 22, 2026: A borderline alcoholic searches for his missing rug. AI Robocop sucks at his job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about grandfather clocks.

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("Best Of"): Nick Drank a Fart Jun 19, 2026

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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