93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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Outlaw Kitten Jul 16, 2026

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Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet.

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Sunshine Guilt Jul 15, 2026

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Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026.

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Cliterature Jul 14, 2026

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C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026.

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Super Diarrhea Jul 13, 2026

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Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026.

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Welcome to Girth & Bryan from Koo Koo Jul 10, 2026

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Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026.

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Semen Master Jul 09, 2026

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We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026.

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F, Marry, Kill Jul 08, 2026

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Originally Aired July 8, 2026: And then the eye fell out. You drive one ugly ass car. Everything you wanna know about emotional support lizards.

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DongDash Jul 07, 2026

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Originally Aired July 7, 2026: C. Willi Myles in-studio. Badge Bunny. Everything you wanna know about bologna versus steroids.

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It Is...ALIVE Jul 06, 2026

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Originally Aired July 6, 2026: New booze laws? Own a piece of Vikings history, but it might be covered in seaman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Benadryl cocktails served to you by a stranger in a parking lot.

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("Best Of"): Pet Alimony Jul 03, 2026

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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