2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura &amp; Bert Kreischer

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records

00:08:56 - Touring Around The World

00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica

00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop

00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions

00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows

00:33:05 - Fancy Chef

00:44:26 - RPC

00:48:16 - Clip: Coulda Been Chill Security

00:54:36 - Karate + Druski's Mom

01:01:25 - Roll Tide Willie & Alabama Football

01:08:28 - Coulda Been Love

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Adam “Pacman” Jones Chased Who Off the Field?? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Jan 20, 2025

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, Adam "Pacman" Jones! "Pacman" is a former NFL cornerback and return specialist, who currently hosts The Pacman Jones Show, a streaming show on the BetOnline platform. Tom and Pacman talk about NFL shit talkers, the dirtiest players in the game, gaining confidence in your own skills, college football, spending money on dumb things, winning millions at the casinos, soft coaches, passing down wisdom to younger players, and golden toilets. Pacman also tells Tom about his dislike of Pittsburgh, his relationship with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and tells his side of the story about what happened the night of the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Tyson Vs Paul Fight

00:05:47 - Life On Field As An NFL Player

00:15:38 - Best NFL Sh!t Talkers

00:22:13 - First Job & Pacman's Self Confidence

00:30:36 - College Football Has Changed

00:35:44 - That First NFL Check

00:39:49 - Strip Club Drops & Las Vegas Wins

00:43:12 - Trouble Nights & Advice For Youngbloods

00:48:25 - Dirty Players, White Receivers, & NFL Legends

00:54:15 - Rivals

00:57:52 - Misconceptions

01:00:32 - Plugs

01:02:48 - Jerry Jones

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LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Jan 13, 2025

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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires

00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real

00:21:13 - Go Bags

00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports

00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear

00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin

00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms

01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser

01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires

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Growing Up With A Serial Killer w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Jan 06, 2025

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WHAT'S Errybody?! Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bort Kreysher are joined by Ari Shaffir! The trio talk about Shaq's habit of Facetiming on the toilet, before deep diving into the drama surrounding Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan. Forgiving and forgetting is impossible for some people to do, ya know? The three guys next get into Ari's new special and return to Netflix, which gets interrupted by Bert going on a tangent about beefing with Black Twitter. They also discuss Protect Our Parks, making Joe Rogan proud, compliments from black people, Bert's bench bet, insurance being a total scam, serial killer fantasies, alternative news, and weirdo evil dudes like Diddy and Jared the Subway Guy. Enjoy!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger PUMPS UP The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Dec 23, 2024

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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger joins Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in the gym for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears are beyond pumped (and maybe a little intimidated) as Arnie entertains them with wild stories from his bodybuilding days and his legendary rivalries with Lou Ferrigno and Sylvester Stallone. Arnold also talks to the bears about his love of cigars, the exercises he helped popularize, his physique, Muhammed Ali, plus the surprising way Milton Berle helped shape his career and so much more!

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Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Dec 16, 2024

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The Shaman himself, Matt McCusker joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the United Healthcare CEO shooter, Parking Wars, rude meter-maids, Asian excellence, skateboarding, gambling, the thrill of winning, Matt's career as a dealer, Tom's face, wiener fluffing, big dick energy, and so much more!

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Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey? w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Dec 09, 2024

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Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They discuss the benefits of night flights, mile high bullies, the New York City experience, the JonBenét Ramsey case, the disappointing Aaron Rodgers-Jets run, LeBron James' longevity, admiring bodies, the Vince McMahon scandals, political jokes, unique smut fetishes, trying new things on stage, and so much more!

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Is Dax Shepard Bert's New Best Friend? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Dec 02, 2024

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear and armchair expert, Dax Shepard! Bert once again proves his improved prowess as an interviewer by providing proof he did his research for this talk. Bert and Dax talk all about Dax's podcast "Armchair Expert" and how he had made a splash in the podcast world even though he entered it kinda late in the game. They talk about podcasting during the pandemic, Kristen Bell's knack for killing people with kindness in the darkest way, sober life, best friends, soulmates, idolizing Vince Vaughn, college days, high school crushes, Burt Reynolds, and more! Check it out!

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How Prison Changed Danny Trejo's Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Nov 25, 2024

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Danny Trejo! John Segura is out growing his beard back, so Bert had to do his homework for this interview. He has plenty of engaging questions as he learns about Danny Trejo's first Hollywood roles, his gangster roots, and the importance his Uncle Gilbert had on his upbringing. Danny also talks all about his time doing time, how to stay in shape behind bars, and tells Bert a story about how he accidentally joined Alcoholics Anonymous. The two also discuss Danny's new show "Mysteries Unearthed" on the History channel, chicano culture, cars, cry acting, William Shatner, and of course the vast filmography of Mr. Danny Trejo. Check it out!

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