2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura &amp; Bert Kreischer

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living

00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show

00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain

00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed

00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed

00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive

00:35:42 - Mean Girls

00:39:53 - Fridge Food

00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks

00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee

00:53:10 - Spanish Accents

00:59:10 - Emilia Perez

01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over

01:06:24 - Bob Dylan

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Chrissy Crypto Explains Bitcoin w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Mar 03, 2025

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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini.

Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia".

But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation

00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App

00:18:15 - Couple's Therapy

00:20:56 - Male Pattern Perfection

00:29:40 - Flip-Flops & Comedy Aspirations

00:39:29 - Famous Beef

00:43:08 - Grounded By Family & Bitcoin

00:54:18 - Are You Führer About That?

01:00:32 - The Luigi Mangione Of Serbia

01:03:14 - Florence & Fun Facts About Mussolini

01:09:31 - Comedy Hustling

01:18:26 - Podcasts

01:25:05 - Democrats Are Gay

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Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Feb 24, 2025

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film

00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss

00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach

00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage

00:38:49 - Tom's Kids

00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice

00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals

01:03:08 - What's Next?

01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills

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Saturday Night Live Secrets & Norm Macdonald w/ Kevin Nealon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Feb 17, 2025

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, the great Kevin Nealon! Tom is away looking into getting a hair job in Turkey or something, so Kevin is in to pick up the slack. Fresh off the SNL 50th Anniversary event, Bert and Kevin talk all about SNL and the funny group of friends that Kevin has had around him from there. They also talk about why comedy was their calling, how long Bert can keep up the shirtless thing, gifting people sharp objects, aging with fans, staying fit, and Kevin Nealon speaking at Garry Shandling and Norm Macdonald's respective funerals. Kevin and Bert also swap Norm stories and Bert impresses with his investigative journalist skills. Check it out!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Funny Friends

00:03:58 - Saturday Night Live

00:17:18 - Why Comedians Comedian

00:22:26 - First Time Success

00:32:17 - Staying Healthy

00:41:36 - Aging With Fans & Fat Heads

00:46:41 - Lady Jane & Sundance

00:50:21 - The Shirtless Comic

00:56:09 - Even Keeled

01:02:45 - Sharp Things

01:07:06 - Saggy Old Man

01:16:33 - Cutting Back

01:19:12 - Morbid Thoughts On Burials

01:26:27 - Norm Macdonald

01:32:32 - Last Questions & Kevin's Book Of Drawings

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Does Bert Have A Personality Disorder? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Feb 10, 2025

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more!

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