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Feed Drop: Joy to the World Jul 20, 2026

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Hey folks! Today on the feed we’re continuing our Half-Christmas celebration by featuring an orbiting holiday audio drama called: Joy to the World. The folks at Joy to the World were kind enough to help us out during our launch for Christmas Diner and not it’s our turn to repay the favor.

Joy to the World follows Joy, an astronaut alone on the ISS, as they take calls from around the world on a lonely Christmas Eve. It's about end-of-year holiday spirit in general, exploring different experiences of what makes this time of year special.

Joy to the World is a Limited series, 12-episode production.

In this Episode: Iggy's car breaks down in the snow.

This episode was written by Andrew Siañez-De La O and directed by Hannah Wright. Dialogue editing and sound design by Brad Colbroock. Iggy was played by Andrew Siañez-De La O. The Radio and Car Voice was played by Brad Colbroock. Joy was played by Tal Minear.

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The One Stars, Episode 8: The Two Santa Claus Theory Jul 13, 2026

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The Second Half of our experimental Dragon and Punk Rock themed Holiday Special!

[This episode was originally released on 12/18/2020.]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST and CREW:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as Mike.

Dallis Mackenzie as Intern Lilly.

Sarah Golding as Nancy's Mom.

Josh Rubino as Santa Claus.

Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.

Review of a Fancy Santa written and performed by Max Kreisky.

The Dragon Reviews were written and performed by Emma Elizabeth.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Sunshine by Prod Riddiman.

O' Christmas Tree by Jingle Punks.

Dinosaur on a Skateboard by Old Bones Break Easy (Dave Cavallo).

A Goofy Movie by Old Bones Break Easy (Dave Cavallo).

Check out more of ⁠Dave Cavallo's music⁠

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INSTAGRAM: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/⁠

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com.

A Good Pointe Original.

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The One Stars, Episode 7: I Won't Be Home for Christmas Jul 13, 2026

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The One Stars Holiday Special! Negative Nancy gets a call from home.

[This episode was originally release on December 18, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST and CREW:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as Mike.

Dallis Mackenzie as Intern Lilly.

Sarah Golding as Nancy’s Mom.

Josh Rubino as Santa Claus.

Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.

Review of a Freeway was written and performed by Tal Minear.

Review of Three Ghosts was written and performed by Max Kreisky.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Bad Ideas by Kevin MacLeod.

Dark Hallway by Kevin MacLeod.

Amazing Plan by Kevin MacLeod.

PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠

INSTAGRAM: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/⁠

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

A Good Pointe Original.

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Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk Jun 10, 2026

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Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re thrilled to get the chance to share with you all, one of our favorite Audio Dramas of all time. Its called WE FIX SPACE JUNK and its from our friends at Battle Bird Productions.

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant socialite fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

When Kilner accepted the job of smuggling escapee Samantha Trapp across the galaxy, she expected the job to be over and done with quickly. But now they’re stuck with each other, and they have a job to do…

We Fix Space Junk is a story about debt, space repairs and friendship featuring two strong female protagonists. Their main aim in life is to survive long enough to reach the next job. It’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with some Pratchett in there for good measure.

We Fix Space Junk started in 2018 and has been broadcasting for eight years now, and episode one of their long-awaited Season 4 is out now!

You can listen to We Fix Space Junk anywhere you get your podcasts!

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The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing Apr 01, 2026

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The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing

What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole.

[This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Nina Nikolic as Susan Somethinerother.

Brandon P. Jenkins as Richard TooGoode.

Becca Marcus as The Government.

Tal Minear as the Kazoo Ad One.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip, Thomas Pickles.

Trace Callahan as Darla Pennington.

PJ Kanis as the Kazoo Ad Two.

Bruce Hennigar as Hole Witness One.

Peter Nishimura as Hole Witness Two.

Roger J. Thacher as Hole Witness Three.

David Woo performs Review of a Walkman.

Roger Hanna and Bajio Alvarado as the Mandela Ad Lawyers.

Ariel Hack, Sophia DeRise, Tim Bailey as the Mandela Ad Testimonials.

CREW:

Written by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Sound Design, Editing and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Nightshade by Adhesive Wombat.

Apero Hour by Kevin McLeod.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

First Light by Randy Greer.

Beyond the Trail by Randy Greer.

PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

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The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed Mar 08, 2026

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The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed

[This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020]

NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED

Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both.

This episode includes reviews of:

Beach Trip.

Clothes Iron.

Cat Bed.

Apartment Complex.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Ariel Hack as Angelica.

Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach'

Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed'

PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex'

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron'

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Serenity by Prod Riddiman.

The Crown by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Waves by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

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The One Stars, Episode 4: I've Got Places to Be Mar 01, 2026

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Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic.

Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring.

[This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members.

Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine.

Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny.

Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall.

Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store.

Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Spaceman by Prod Riddiman.

Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman.

Coffee by Prod Riddiman.

Cassette by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

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Feed Drop: Finding Pattersby Feb 24, 2026

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Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.

Finding Pattersbyis a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar.

Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue”

Episode Description:

Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge.

Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman.

Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval.

With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen.

Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak.

After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026.

Website: https://www.patterspod.com

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The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold Feb 17, 2026

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The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold

(This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020)

Negative Nancy is on hold.

This episode includes reviews of:

Ethan's Erasers.

Can of Mace.

Can of Beans.

A Special Collection.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers.

Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans.

Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection.

CREW:

Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Cold by Prod Riddiman.

Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman.

Dandelions by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript.

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The One Stars, Episode 2: Haunted by Your Post Feb 10, 2026

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The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post

[This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes.

This episode includes reviews of:

A Kettlebell.

Space Jam on DVD.

A Haunted VCR.

A Spellbook.

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD.

Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR.

Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook.

Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Revenge by Prod Riddiman

Schemin by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis.

Power Up by Razihel.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠

FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT: info@goodpointepodcasts.com

A Good Pointe Original.

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