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Well met friends! In this episode of the Get Piped Podcast, Adam and Nick introduce a new series called Pipe Nightmare. In this series they discuss their, and the community’s, worst piping nightmares and scares.
This episode is a tale based mostly on fact (barring a few details) that brings in St. Patrick’s Day, with a bang, or shall we say, fright…Here’s the transcript of the nightmare since it was somewhat hard to understand…
O good friends, do I have a tale for you. A tale not full of dream and glee, but a tale of sorrow and heathenry. A tale of woe, a tale of dread.
It began on the not so lucky, lucky day that is today. The day of St. Patrick. I awoke with a bright heart and roamed over to my pipe cart. To pay tribute to the Irish; it was my Peterson in which I wished to acquaint…. Myself with.
I reached for the Pete, and in my hand it sat, but NO. It was deceit! Down my Pete fell, deep to the floor and shattered by my feet. Alas, I tried to save it but I am no athlete. This feat, to grasp the falling Pete, I was close, but no, the falling was complete.
There I sat.. with me Peterson pipe shat…(tered), weeping, deeply to the lord above. But I held on to my hopes, for this day is for Patty and not I. I grabbed my Missouri Meerschaum 2022 St Patrick’s Day pipe (a close second) and ventured forth on me lunt.
Over hill and under tree, did I rove. The sun was bright and I was tight! (No, literally took a shot of Jameson.) The walk was grand and my pipe was delightful. Until… the man came. And by man I mean the leprechaun. THE leprechaun from THE legends of the pipe. Up he came, and so did his kick. Into my shin. I cursed his kin. And pushed him over..
Alas I came to the pub. And my nightmare was ended… as the barman pulled a pint. A magical pint of the black stuff; Arthur Guinness’ own. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Timestamps:
Introductions/Chatting (00:00-15:35)
Legends of the Pipe (15:35-29:02)
Pipe Nightmares (27:00-41:00)
OverUnder/Just the Tip (41:00-1:01:35)
Closings (1:01:35-1:08:31)
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