A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.
Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they’re in.
A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.
Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they’re in.
Copyright: © Spout Lore
The gang parties with some halflings and Billie faces the consequences of a potato based betrayal. [Content Warning: Peck Dances, Complicated Feelings, Old Grudges] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Franklin finds himself in possibly the worst situation a 15 year old could be in. Alone, on a Ferris Wheel. [Content Warning: Nosey Carnies, Accidental Stalking, Inconvenient Echoes] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Narration by Ken Burns. [Content Warning: Ken Burns, Pissy Mints, Anime Headspaces] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest. But we delivered the bomb. [Content Warning: Racist Pigs, Insular Halflings, Petty Kings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers...that's pretty much the whole thing. [Content Warning: Steven Soderbergh Cuts, Super Soaker, A Second Super Soaker] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang begins their journey to Highspear and end up stumbling upon the Halfling Lands. [Content Warning: Lazy Punchlines, Insecure Water Fowl, Morgan Freeman-esque Stumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Perell tries to re-establish the stakes and pin down the narrative while literally everyone else becomes obsessed with "Buffet Strategies". [Content Warning: Prawns, Danishes, Visible Poop] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Cool Treat Kids' codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin's broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard. [Content Warning: Childhood Codependence, Lifeguard Fights, Speedo Kids] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Vyng returns to Hybernia to resolve his gesh and save his father. Meanwhile, Billie and Tuk teach Victor how to play Sorry. [Content Warning: Enraged Elephant Seals, Marble Bribes, Sad Dads] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks! [Content Warning: Surprise Religious Conversions, Rotten Buns, Gossipy Wizards] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream. [Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
....your road is coming to an end. [Content Warning: Creation Myths, Gaslighting Gods, Imps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister. [Content Warning: Stepdad Stuff, Schindler's List References, Failed Puns] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang apprehend a shrubbery then search through the Cloister for the only elf who can help them save the heart tree, and they find him in deep shit. [Content Warning: Tobias, Gregolith and Derrick the Donkey] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately. [Content Warning: Blatant, Copyright, Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre. [Content Warning: Terrible Luck, Sisterly Glares, Floor Treasure] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Destruction, Pineapple Juice, Lore Dumps] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag. [Content Warning: Terrible Series Finale Ideas, Brainwaves, New Jersey Accents] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires. [Content Warning: Marble Negotiations, Ron Swanson Tributes, Chicken Desires] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever. If you'd like Abdul to GM an insane game for you and 3 of your closest friends sign up for the PISS MONSTER TIER today!! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore/membership
The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters. [Content Warning: Failed Bribery, Tom Hiddleston, Mungbeans] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers. [Content Warning: Teen Staches, Laser Worms, Slow Motion Entrances] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
With the long awaited reply to their missive to the library, the only thing that stands between our heroes and the answers they've been searching for is their questionable literacy. [Content Warning: Inception References, Pizza Hut Buffets, Exposition Dumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks. [Content Warning: Pissy Vestments, Pissy Sleepover, Pissy Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture. [Content Warning: Pee Secrets, Words, Arms] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his marble jar. [Content Warning: Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Musical Gaslighting, Little Turdlets, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally. [Content Warning: Secret Stretching, Disruptive Zoology, Coin Paranoia] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest. [Content Warning: Reddit Insecurity, Dick Jokes, Satirical Threats] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises. [Content Warning: Coy Doves, Child Bribery, Light Saber Noises] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal. [Content Warning: Accidental Racism, Pie Re-assembly, Unintentional Kidnapping] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: The Doof Warrior, Motorcycle Sounds, Safety] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is. [Content Warning: Ranger Signs, Elven Names, Chronic Halitosis] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood. [Content Warning: "Funny" Ghost Stories, Weiner Roasts, Childhood Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Secrets, Diarrhea, Inappropriate Vampirism] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next. [Content Warning: Dad Stuff, Mom Stuff, I Feel Statements] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back. [Content Warning: Restaurant Closures, Bad Harmonies, Grade 6 Science Experiments] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Sipping Beers, Tony Baloney, Cactus Girls] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time. [Content Warning: Angry Kissing, Lore Dumps, Arrogant Architects] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
We explore the tower of the oldest and most feared wizard in history, Addernack Allwater. Also, Maggie does a square dance. [Content Warning: Books, Ball Rooms, Dance Based Challenges] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids test their mettle against the arcane challenges of the chocolate factory. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Irresponsible Guardians, Immature Phrasing, Vegan Regret] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang parleys with an emo wolf who helps them in their quest to get to the tower. [Content Warning: Petty Fights, Incell Wolves, The Punishing Vastness of All of Time Stretched Out and Displayed Before a Puny Mortal Mind] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
As they near the tower of Addernack Allwater and the salvation of all living things the gang take a break to check out goblin fest. [Content Warning: Guy Fieri Hair, Goblin Magic, Daytona Beach Vibes] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Tuk's marriage ends about as quickly as you'd expect it to. [Content Warning: Physically Traumatic Divorce Proceedings, Emotionally Confusing Goodbye Missives, Chores] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids are making their way through the treacherous chocolate factory and receive aid from an unlikely enemy. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Snap, Crackle, Pop, Achillies] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang gets a crash course in Maritime Matrimony. [Content Warning: Stepmoms, Stepbrothers, Stepwives In Law] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
...sexual, sexual, sexual... [Content Warning: Sexual, Sexual, Sexual] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang spends a nostalgic evening in their old fanny pack, and Vyng spends too much time trying to make Paella. [Content Warning: Danger Room, Mind Palaces, Gale] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
With apologies to the creator of Stewpot... ---------------------------- Merry Charles Eve and happy Sundip to all our listeners! In celebration of the winter season we're releasing the sixth installment of Spout Lorigins. In this episode we explore what Meers has been up to at Hither and Yon. [Content Warning: Nimble Thimble, Rathgar "The Night Blade" Gathgar, Fadam Adaam] If you'd like to donate and hear some of our other bonus content, head over to Patreon. Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
We arrive at Shear City and "enjoy" some northern "hospitality" for about 40 minutes before creating a major incident. [Content Warning: Cold Stew, Fan Art Requests, The Consequences of Our Actions] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Fenton and Franklin try to solve a bathroom mystery...much to Clover's dismay. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Terrible Brothers, Periods, Syndey Lopper] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
...the most dangerous road for the most dangerous men. [Content Warning: Self Help Tapes, Red Bull, Cold Ranch Doritos] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
For all the Spout Lorians out there who are interested in getting some brand new EXCLUSIVE Spout Lore Merch, we've started a merch partnership with our fine friends at Fantasy By Numbers! You can find it at either of the following to web addresses: www.spoutlore.com/merch www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore And to access our Monarch level Patreon teir to access our quarterly merch benefits please go to: www.patreon.com/spoutlore
ALL DAY BREAKFAST [Content Warning: ALL, DAY, BREAKFAST] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids cross paths with Shawn's old high school Dungeons and Dragons character. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Ribs, Smores, Cape Cod Lobster] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang makes landfall at the Frozen North, drawing ever nearer to Addernack Allwater's tower. [Content Warning: Awkward Goodbyes, Tempting Holes, Pantera] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang is making an end run for the Frozen North but end up running afoul of some dangerous waters...and self destructive behavior. [Content Warning: Enabling Behavior, Divorced Dads, Improper Disposal of Recycling] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Vyng contends with the ramifications of the judgement passed down by the Oval Council, and tries to figure out what this means for their quest. [Content Warning: Jerkoffs Gun, Sounding Board, Bartholemew Theadore Tiddlywinks III Esq] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids recruit the help of a noble knight to aid their fight against Tina Durger. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Father Arthur, Velinda Starvale, Rathgar The Night Blade] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang finds themselves in the most dangerous and terrifying domain they've ever encountered...their own minds. [Content Warning: War, Wolves, Kate Bush] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang treks through the forests of Hybernia, on a fetch quest to get a flower for a strawberry...yep. [Content Warning: Horny Kiwis, Litigious Berries, The Doll] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Vyng gets some answers about his family, Billie makes a deal with a Faerie, and Tuk starts a fight with an elephant seal. [Content Warning: Unprecedented Combat Trials, Obfuscatory Town Councils, Family Stuff] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang makes their way to the legendary island of Hybernia…and end up causing “an incident”. [Content Warning: Fae Lore, Family Drama, Fuck Rock] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang continues to explore the island, and learn what makes travel through The Grey so deadly. [Content Warning: Seal Clubbing, Walrus Face, Belly Flops] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the speakeasy known as The Nog Hole using their alter ego Mister Gilbert. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Master Gilbert, Noir Vibes, Regional Accents] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The party sails off the edge of the map and enters the infamous wall of fog north of the Sea of Graves known as The Grey. Here be monsters. [Content Warning: Fishes Selfies, Black Parades, Snake Deals] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang sets sail again for the frozen north with their new friend Oleander Dreyfus, and Vyng contends with his recent changes. [Content Warning: Whopper, Blasted Pheasant, Great Big Ram, Sundry Clams] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game the Cool Treat Kids go out on a triple date with their new GFs and BFs. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Chicken Satay, Condominiums, Rich Girlfriends] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
...has finally been paid. [Content Warning: Maniacal Laughter, A Human Dick and Balls, Endings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
As the gang penetrates deep into the heart of an ancient Lightguard fort in search of their friends they (quite literally) stumble upon the secret to the history of the Coronette. [Content Warning: World Building, Sharts(sp?), Genuine Threats] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game the Cool Treat Kids make a deal with The Bat Man (not the one you're thinking of) to get him to help with their current scheme. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Scary Bathrooms, Sinus Infections, Christian Bale Impressions] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Following a near fatal encounter with a demon, the gang charges headlong into a near fatal encounter with pirates. [Content Warning: Horny Ornithologists, Probable Firearms, Stormin' Norman] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Reeling from the revelation of Sweet Caroline's true nature, the gang tries to get to the bottom of what's happening in Forefrost. [Content Warning: Reiki, Roof Sleeps, Cool Han Solo Types] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang arrives at the legendary Port Forefrost and immediately runs afoul of some old enemies. [Content Warning: Spoon Boys, Chase Scenes, Betrayal] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to scare Clover's ex and his new girlfriend at a family-style, wizard-themed restaurant. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Confusingly Long Posthumous Messages, Light Maiming, Jared] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
This episode is the fantasy equivalent of that one high school party where someone brought weed brownies and forgot to tell everyone. [Content Warning: Wasp, Scorpion, Seathane] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game we contend with the fact that Clover is Emo now the only way that makes sense…by holding a funeral for her. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Improvised Funerals, Mark Twain Copyright Infringement, Spitballs] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang deals with the aftermath of the mutiny in true pirate fashion...watery grave robbing. [Content Warning: Moral Dilemmas, Driftwood Mechs, Grand Slams] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang uncovers and attempts to foil a mutiny by planning a second, much more chaotic mutiny. [Content Warning: Bruno, Pasta Favoritism, Ted] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In what is the Mall Brats equivalent of an action movie gear up scene, Clover dresses up like a goth kid from the 90s and Borbo dresses up like an umpire. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Chunky Eyeliner, Stirrup Tights, Ballet Shoes] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang takes to the seas on the historic Clearwater, and they quickly run afoul of the Bosun. [Content Warning: Blowjobs, Boxes, Benedict] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
...for the road is long. [Content Warning: Endings, Beginnings, Prophecies] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang has some big decisions to make about what they do next, and Shawn BETRAYS Blackspire. [Content Warning: Sleep Overs, Lunch Buffets, Speed Masters] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this exclusive teaser for the most recent episode of our bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids attempt to enlist the help of Halfling Detective, Corb Green in their war with the Wild Nogs. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Dump Kids, Dumpster Fires, Reluctant Father Figures] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang comes face to face with the Spear Maiden herself. [Content Warning: Responsibilities, Solutions, Dan] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang conduct some ill considered espionage in the interest of figuring out why the Menders are in Wick Port. [Content Warning: S club 7, Rasmus, Greg?] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids get called out by the Wild Nogs and approach the problem like the sticky dump kids they are. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Nog, Spit, Piss] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang gets to a beach town, then they proceed to make and lose a fortune in rapid succession. [Content Warning: Fabio, Bertha, Bart] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang continues to disclose accidental secrets they've been keeping from Farah and Perell, and make some hard choices about what their next move will be. [Content Warning: Ox's Blood, Smash Cuts, Pensive Nautical Paintings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids get into an altercation with the Wild Nogs over an umbrella at a pop punk concert. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Danny, The Hawk, Taburno] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Tuk and Perell get a little bit of closure and we genuinely spend 20 minutes in a university lecture on dragon anatomy, physiology and taxonomy. [Content Warning: Backstory, Exposition, Interspecies Play] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang's altercation with Roth lands them in the operating theatre of the Marghani Library's Head Physiker. [Content Warning: Moral Dilemmas, Puzzle Artichokes, Sleeveless Shirts] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang stumbles onto a strange mansion in the woods and meets some new friends. To listen to the thrilling conclusion go to the Dumbgeons and Dragons feed here: https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=spoutlore.shownotes [Content Warning: The, Vangabus, Is, Coming] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In what might be the highest the stakes have ever been a 9 year old boy tries to locate a missing library book. [Content Warning: Helicopter Parenting, Hulk Hogan Types, Toon Town] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids attend the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates! Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Printed Tees, Rodent Economics, Worldly Boys] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang finds themselves trapped at the top of the famous Light House of Makaal with a member of the infamous Makaalan Medjai. [Content Warning: Interrogations, Pinkie Swears, Probable Library Fines] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Welcome to The Critshow’s ‘Other Side of the Coin’ Universe, where the Keeper, Rev, will introduce you to our heroes, Jake, Tass, and TJ as they accept a mission from the Indianapolis Paranormal Taskforce. They battle with light switches and rigging rope as something devious lurks in the shadows… ------ Critshow Podcast: https://apple.co/3ofdB9r Critshow Website: https://bit.ly/3AP0HSV Critshow Twitter: https://bit.ly/3zQmmJl Critshow Subreddit: https://bit.ly/3m07Jy8 Critshow Instagram: https://bit.ly/3ohrKTp ------ This episode of The Critshow featured Jake as the Divine, TJ as the Mundane, Tass as the Professional, and Rev as The Keeper. This episode was edited by Brandon (Rev) Wentz with music by Jake Pierle.
Hot on the trail of their missing friend, the party finds themselves at the heart of a legendary structure. [Content Warning: Light Cats, Vizier Types, Stairs] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids face their toughest challenge yet, Love. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Roller Rinks, Mindy, Humiliating Bodily Emissions] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The party spends a night partying with the Jackals before tracking down the mysterious Mejdai of Makaal. [Content Warning: Scribbles, Scatting, Dump Wives] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
On orders from Jake the Jackal, the party decides to dip their toe into organized crime/religion while infiltrating the hideout of the Daydreamers. [Content Warning: Colonel, Fucking, Dan] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang returns to the city in search of the druids living there and discover how Makaal's residents have been fairing after the destabilization of the Light Guard. [Content Warning: Bleep, Bleep, Bleep] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids have some Rest and Relaxation after their Charles Eve job. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Tinsel Recycling, Dubious Twins, Water Fountains] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this week's thrilling installment, our brave and noble adventurers use their wits and some divine assistance to uncover a mystery as old as the sands themselves. [Content Warning: Respectful Vomiting, Sentient Pottery, Old Hamburger Helper] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this week's thrilling installment, our intrepid heroes venture deep under the Alkholi Desert and find both more and less than they bargained for. [Content Warning: Heavy Flow, Worm Goo, Egg Money] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this week's thrilling installment, our intrepid heroes venture deep into the Alkholi Desert to search for a hidden church. And things get PRETTY SEXY. Rated: NC-17 by the Motion Picture Association of America [Content Warning: Terrible Shepherds Pie, Horny Igneous Rock Formations, Porn Scorpions] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
After a week spent in the library researching, our intrepid heroes have started to scratch the surface of the mystery of the Dark Guard. [Content Warning: My, Alchemical, Romance] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The demons we fight, we fight again and again. [Content Warning: Drunk Babies, Forced Ovations, Cork] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Things come to a head as The Torch drops the hammer on our intrepid heroes. [Content Warning: Theology, Spirituality, Iconography] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In this all new Patreon bonus episode the Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet Kids] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Events set in motion years ago finally converge on our intrepid heroes. Also, the cast spends a full 5 minutes talking about Party Subs. [Content Warning: Fadam, Fevan, Feter] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
In a completely unsurprising move the gang attempts to cram for a siege. [Content Warning: Dog Boys, Mummies, Dan] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The cool treat kids learn about the true meaning of beauty and the unique hell that is casual, sit-down, family-style eateries. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Casual, Sit-Down, Family-Style] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang returns to the Marghani library to recover from their recent exploits, get answers to some burning questions, and eat some party subs. [Content Warning: Attempted Exposition Dumps, Texting, Incidental Sexual Harassment] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang gets out of the proverbial frying pan, and falls directly into the metaphorical salt shaker. [Content Warning: Yahoo, Alta Vista, Ask Jeeves] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang infiltrates the salty underbelly of the Hearth...literally. [Content Warning: Third, Of, Eleven] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Improvising our own version of popular 80's songs is how we start every episode of Mall Brats. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!! [Content Warning: Copyright, Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
A truce is reached, and a plan is made. [Content Warning: Party Subs, Wendy's Double Bacon Cheese Burgum Fruit, Fake Fights] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang confronts some hard truths. [Content Warning: Fights, Flames, Feels] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang discovers the true identity of The Garden Snake, and learn that they've come to the attention of some powerful people. [Content Warning: Old Bullies, New Friends, Family Drama] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the seventh episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Rat, Man] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The gang runs afoul of no less than 4 different elements of Makaal's seedy underbelly. [Content Warning: Accidental Larceny, Musical Ambiguity, Shoe Conversations] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all our listeners! Enjoy this extended teaser of our annual Christmas Special! The full episode is available on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Halfling Mobs, Bovine Theft, Balls]
The gang takes some much needed Rest and Relaxation at the Desert Flower Spa and Bath House and learn a bit about the political landscape of Makaal. [Content Warning: Metaphysical Speculation, Political Intrigue, Steam Voles] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
The stakes continue to rise as the gang spends an evening casually perusing the stacks of the Marghani Library. Also, we make a plan to have a bath. [Content Warnings: Book Theft, Mild Interrogations, Failed Negotiations]
BIG NEWS LISTENERS! We've just rolled out a brand new website, brand new Patreon Levels, a brand new Discord server and a brand new MERCH STORE! See the links below! Website: https://www.spoutlore.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Merch Store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/SpoutLore/explore [Content Warning: X Games, Tony Hawk, Hot Dogs]
The gang faces their greatest challenge yet: Books. [Content Warning: Caterpillar Murder, Magic Systems, Mall Brats]
The gang stealthily* and tactically* infiltrate the Marghani Library. *At this point, if you believed either of those adjectives that’s on you [Content Warning: Pipes, Heights, Nerd Fights]
The gang crawls through both literal and figurative shit in their commitment to commit a B and E at a library. [Content Warning: Chuds, Chodes, Chuuls (sp?)]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the sixth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Puberty, Periods, Centaurs]
The stakes raise incrementally as the gang gets ready to explore some disused city infrastructure. [Content Warning: Roommate Drama, Protein Powder, Teens]
The cast creates new classes for their characters to usher in the next phase of the story. [Content Warning: Faerie Child, Fighty Monk, Idiot]
The gang infiltrates a municipal building to steal some information on public infrastructure. The stakes have never been higher. [Content Warning: Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance]
The party explores a brand new city on a brand new continent and make brand new enemies in municipal government. [Content Warning: Day Jobs, Socialist Dwarves, Generous Benefits Packages]
A door beneath the ocean floor, it needs a lock and nothing more. [Content Warning: Spirit Stuff, Magic Stuff, Family Stuff]
The gang finally closes in on Perell and stumble into the secret at the heart of the Sea of Graves. [Content Warning: Amateur Autopsies, Conspiracy to Commit Grave Robbing, Grave Robbing]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the fifth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Corndog Threats, Dance Upsets, Heavy Breathing]
The gang goes toe to fin with an Unkindness of Mermaids. [Content Warning: Acoustic Temptations, Aquatic Temptations, Terrible Guitar Riffs]
The gang gets some much needed R and R, then they run afoul of some marine mammals. [Content Warning: Near Larceny, Horny Monsters, Second Person Present Tense]
The gang push forward to get to the treasure at the center of Aquaria's tower. [Content Warning: Wizard Drama, Potentially Problematic Accents, Pete]
The gang partakes in their first ever dungeon crawl! [Content Warnings: Friendly Fire, Drag Race References, Exposition Dumps]
The party has a brief respite from the catastrophic failures of the previous session. [Content Warning: Finger Shame, Gravy Shame, Lilo and Stitch Fan Fiction]
Hi Spout Lorians! We've decided to release all the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis. ---------------------------- Merry Charles Eve and happy Sundip to all our listeners! In celebration of the winter season we're releasing the fourth installment of Spout Lorigins. In this episode we explore Vyng's mysterious past as an Ice Racer. [Content Warning: Teenage Rebellion, Unrequited Love, Treasure Planet References] If you'd like to donate and hear some of our other bonus content, head over to Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
"We could have spent a lot of time here guys" - Shawn O'Hara [Content Warning: Centaur Art, Lost Narrative Arcs, Hypothetical Cannibalism]
Hi Spout Lorians! We've decided to release all the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis. In this prequel episode we brought on hilarious comedian Brent Constantine to explore the world of Makaal, and the life of Young Tuck. Things go off the rails almost immediately. [Content Warning: DOCTOR, FALCON, DARKEDGE] If you'd like to donate and hear some of our other bonus content, head over to Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore
The party stumbles upon a strange community in the Sea of Graves and ultimately barters with the mayor. [Content Warning: Anachronisms, Stolen Kisses, Evam]
We've decided to release the Spout Lorigins episodes in our off weeks during the current crisis. Another Charles Eve, another prequel and another opportunity to get caught up in the nuanced nature of enchantments with Grimsby the Elf. [Content Warning: Grimsby, Barscrim, Enchantments]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the fourth episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Wave Pools, Inner Tubes, Censorship]
The true Cerulean Depths are the friends we made along the way. [Content Warning: Runes, Carcinology, Herpetology]
The party gets some much needed rest following their rescue at the hands of the mysterious pirate Chimes. [Content Warning: Exposition, Chowder, Sexist Prayers]
Things get dark as the gang gets pulled into the Sea of Graves. [Content Warning: Chaos, Malice, Storms]
Things come to a head with the Light Guard as our heroes try to escape Crystal Bay. [Content Warning: Vern, Tyler, Rubsy]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the third episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Covert Dental Care, Makeovers, Accordion]
Our intrepid heroes are faced with some difficult truths, and Meers reveals a dark secret about himself. [Content Warning: Reclamation Errors, Butt Demons, Cup Play]
The gang further antagonizes the Light Guard, and the cast commit pretty flagrant copyright infringement. [Content Warning: Mike D, MCA, Ad-Rock]
The gang gets separated and some of them fall into the clutches of the mysterious Light Guard. [Content Warning: Vases, Swim Lessons, d'Artagnan]
The gang incites a minor riot then confronts Jaunter at the library. [Content Warning: Sauce Monkeys, Fight Puns, Lionel Mackenzie King]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the second episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Toilet Fountains, Hot Meats, Toilet Humour]
The gang is faced with some tough choices as they decide what to do with Allison. [Content Warning: False Starts, Bottle Episode, Goosebumps]
The gang finally finds Allison and gets a little more than they bargained for in the process. [Content Warning: Sweater Song, Catholic Raccoons, Drag]
Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all our listeners! Enjoy this extended teaser of our annual Christmas Special! The full episode is available on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Egg Thoughts, Teen Drama, Purgery]
The gang completes their mission for the crystal bay pirates. [Content Warning: Dance Fighting, Carousing, Rom-Com Scenarios]
Please enjoy this brief teaser of the first episode of our Patreon Exclusive side game. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs]
...so it would seem. *Pirates of the Caribbean Theme plays* [Content Warning: Grand Larceny, Domestic Terrorism, Gross World-building]
The gang endeavors to commit grand larceny in service to the Crystal Bay Pirates, and only manage to get side tracked twice along the way. [Content Warning: Bad Architecture, Good Architecture, Pizza Cones]
The gang negotiates an exit strategy for Allison, and Billie gets diarrhea...again. [Content Warning: Spice Girls, Blood Pacts, Eye Stuff]
We've started releasing our Patreon Exclusive side game! Please enjoy this brief teaser of the Character Creation episode and head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore [Content Warning: Drama, Flashbacks, Turtle Flashbacks]
The gang continues to contend with the return of Tuk's old flame as they attempt to deal with the Crystal Bay Pirates. [Content Warning: Dawson's Creek Spoilers, Underage Drinking, Trademark Violations]
The gang gets to know the infamous Allison while continuing their unbroken streak of getting kicked out of bars. [Content Warning: Birginities, Fantasy Shit, Julianne Moore]
We've released another Spout Lorigins episode in the Patreon feed! This prequel episode features hilarious comedian Brent Constantine and his non-cannon character DR FALCON DARKEDGE.
The party finally arrives at Crystal Bay, and Shawn finally threatens to kick Abdul off the podcast. [Content Warning: Tourist Traps, Chicken Fights, Squatters Rights]
Our intrepid heroes bring their plans to completion, in more ways than one. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Squash, Porn Scorpion, Actual Sex]
A mere handful of days into their vacation the gang takes yet another job from yet another mayor. [Content Warning: Artisanal Cheeses, Smoked Fish, Low Stakes]
The party enjoys the first day of their much deserved vacation with some good old fashion beach fun. [Content Warning: Dramatic Visions, Retail Nightmares, Traumatic Visions]
Tensions are high as the party deals with the aftermath of releasing a wizard into the world. [Content Warning: Troll Blacelets, Air Quotes, New Worms]
We've released a Q and A bonus episode on Patreon! The cast answers listener questions on all manner of topics, including: how they all met, how the podcast started, how they came up with their characters, and what their most traumatizing childhood memory was.
Finally arriving at The Vault, the party is faced with a tough decision. [Content Warning: Diarrhea, Stained Glass, Danger Zones]
The gang wraps up their business in Pinewood in near biblical fashion. Then we go camping! [Content Warning: Gold, Stream, Park]
The gang investigates the mystery of the strange moss at the logging camp and Vyng gets drunk again. [Content Warning: Fanny Packs, Cha-Bear, Money Cake]
After a long night of partying the gang sets off to find the tree feller. Vyng must contend with the consequences of his actions. [Content Warning: Disguises, Hangovers, Vev]
The gang enjoys a night of revelry and engages in the most time honored of party traditions, the conga. [Content Warning: Misunderstood Traditions, Singing, Actual Sex]
A very important announcement for all the Spout Lorians out there who are interested in supporting the podcast and getting HOURS OF EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! We've launched a Patreon! You can find it at either of the following to web addresses: www.patreon.com/spoutlore www.spoutlore.com/moneyplease
Arriving at Pinewood just before the monsoons, the gang show their dedication to the Menders' quest by taking another job. [Content Warning: Free Range Parenting, Goldstream Park, Rubber Trees]
A few days on the road gives the gang a chance to reflect and relax while leading them straight into a crippling logistical problem. [Content Warning: Paella, Saffron, Correct-splaining]
The gang takes yet another job from the Menders, and also takes way too long to leave a mall. [Content Warning: Lunchables, Flirtatious Interactions, Bronchitis]
As the party returns to the Highspear Mall they find themselves having to settle some old accounts. [Content Warning: Rumors, Nostalgia, Wild Axe Moves]
In the season finale, the party makes the long trek home and a sacrifice is made along the way. [Content Warning: Beach Shenanigans, Dick Jokes, Feels]
After finally being reunited our daring heroes must escape the lair of Wasp. [Content Warning: Bullying, Croissant Love, Municipal Hate]
Our intrepid heroes finally reunite with their lost friend. [Content Warning: Bad Tattoos, Flammable Situations, Drama]
Vyng and the spirits finally encounter the infamous Wasp. [Content Warning: Flobhockey, Mysterious Items, Narrative Convergence]
The spirits help Vyng make the trek through the dangerous domain of Wasp. [Content Warning: Polar Bees, Fantasy Generators, Pizza]
The spirits help Vyng make his way off the Mountain and into the Plains. [Content Warning: Management Skills, Eagle Theme Song Riffs]
A long walk through the spirit realm. [Content Warning: Owl, Elk, Polar Bear]
You hear buzzing deep within. [Content Warning: Wasps, Wasps, Wasps]
How do you like them wapples? [Content Warning: Gary, Garry, Garry]
A very important Halloween announcement, for Gastown residents ONLY! Wait, no, it's a very important Halloween announcement... for EVERYBODY. See also: https://www.fakeghosttours.com/download-the-tour/
Lost in the one tree forest, in the dark, with a big glowing fish. [Content Warning: Sexual Undulation, Fishy Abomination, Blatant Fabrication]
You know the day destroys the night, night divides the day. [Content Warning: Intentional Drug Use, Unintentional Drug Use, Freaky Spirits]
Always lots to learn at the mall. [Content Warning: Violence, Gluttony, Envy]
Getting new photo ID is always a hassle. [Content Warning: Theft, Violence, Hot Meat Boys]
Tuk and Billie get some new clothes and travel to Yesterland. [Content Warning: Fantasy Anachronisms, Fantasy Racial Tension, Fantasy Name Judgement]
Seathan deals with a bee problem. But aren't the bees just a symptom of larger systematic issues with the justice system? Yes, probably. [Content Warning: Fire, Bees, Child Labour]
This summer, some of us are coming to a Fringe Festival near YOU! (If you live in Western Canada) Shawn O'Hara in Field Zoology 101! Shawn and Abdul in Fake Ghost Tours! Mark Robertson (and friends) in Ratfish Comedy! [Location Warning: Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Victoria, Vancouver]
The gang enters a city, a mall, an office. [Content Warning: Illicit Weapons, Police Corruption, Paperwork]
The long journey to Highspear for answers begins. Also, welcome to our new player Mark. We don't meet his character yet, but that will probably come soon. [Content Warning: Terminal Embarrassment, Celine Dion Scenarios, Waterslide Rumours]
Journeys spiritual, physical, seasonal. [Content Warning: Spirit Realms, Granola Theft, Tree Exaggeration]
Learning about Lerm's life. Billy has another dream. [Content Warning: Paranoia, Foul Language, Cloaks That Don't Exist In A Traditional Sense (Currently)]
Billy steals food yet again, Tuk attacks yet another tree, and this time it's Vyng's turn to scare the crap out of one of the locals. Featuring surprise(d) guest Sophie Buddle. [Content Warning: John Wick, John Wick, John Wick]
Tuk's dream of acquiring armour quickly turns into a macabre nightmare for the villagers who get in his way. Billy takes a couple of naps. [Content Warning: Destruction of Property, Ventriloquism, Terribly Incompetent Bartering]
If you can't handle me at my gator attack, you don't deserve me at my murderous fugue. [Content Warning: Cock Attack, Croc Attack, Monologuing]
Sometimes it can be hard to get to sleep. Especially when Tuk is calling your name to save you from the dark. [Content Warning: Lonely Birthdays, Ominous Dreams, Evanescence]
A river is crossed. Not a metaphor. [Content Warning: Taint Vibrations, Alternative Medicine, Fantasy Soup Ingredients]
The gang discovers a new town and makes some new friends... [Content Warning: Ransacking, Double Nudity, Slam Poetry]
It's a long way out of the swamp. [Content Warning: Elementals, Delirium, Nudity]
Finally, the surprising identity of Muckraker is revealed! Okay, maybe it's not that surprising, but we do take a minute to clear a lot of things up. [Content Warning: Beach, Party, Summer]
Spout Lorigins - Beginnings (Tuk and Billy Edition): Tokyo Drift Special, extra-length, bonus, prequel episode. [Content Warning: Enchantments, Bureaucracy, Multiple False Endings]
...and stuff like that. [Content Warning: Death Wishes, Sushi, Tapestries]
The party stops for a round of drinks at The Wallowing Sow, and the service is only slightly better than last time. [Content Warning: Drinking, Explicit Lyrics, Trespassing]
The party takes a break from municipal matters to enjoy Mudlark's famous Hot Dog Festival. Featuring special guest Kyle Bottom! [Content Warning: Poor Bargaining Skills, Choking Hazards, Dog Theft]
The party takes a crash course in diplomacy. Emphasis on the word crash. [Content Warning: Diplomatic Immunity, Extreme Gore, Huge Racks]
With more employers than they can probably count, the party hits the road in search of Emperor Morgulch. [Content Warning: Very Extreme Sports, Pornos, Blue Balls]
The party appreciates architecture and fine food. Also, they accept yet another job. [Content Warning: Intimidation, Gluttony, Conflicts of Interest]
Things aren't going smoothly in Mudlark. Luckily(?), Tuk, Ving, and Fat Billy are on the job. We also respectfully learn little a bit about an imaginary foreign culture. [Content Warning: Identity theft, war profiteering, poor hygiene]
It's a busy day in the village of Mudlark, with preparations for the Hot Dog Festival in full swing. The gang make a bunch of new friends, and they don't let being bad at one job stop them from trying to get another. [Content Warning: Swears, Gross Swamp Conditions, Mildly Frightening Minor Abominations]
Four friends play a game of Dungeon World. Join a born-again barbarian, a shape-shifting druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in. A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls. [Content Warning: Language, Orphans, Stereotyping of Halflings]