Attention HellMart Shoppers!

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**Attention HellMart Shoppers!**

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Latest Episodes:

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings Mar 09, 2023

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Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.

Voice Cast:

Thoreau Smiley

Moon Smiley

Alaric Weber

Jordan Cobb

Julia Schifini

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https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment

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Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes

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1994 iTunes

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508

There's no Business Like Hell Business Jan 14, 2023

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There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.

Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong? Apr 28, 2020

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Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.

Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto Apr 18, 2020

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Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.

Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do Apr 17, 2020

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Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.

Mini Episode 22: Employee Review Apr 16, 2020

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Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.

Mini Episode 21: Alpaca Apr 15, 2020

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Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong.

Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i Apr 14, 2020

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Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.

Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor Apr 13, 2020

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Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know.

Mini Episode 18: Birthday! Apr 12, 2020

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It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.

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