Attention HellMart Shoppers!

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**Attention HellMart Shoppers!**

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Latest Episodes:

Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday Apr 01, 2020

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Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism!

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Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers Mar 31, 2020

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This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run-in with the local law enforcement.

Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment!

Join the conversation in our Facebook Group or on Red

https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment

https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia

https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694

Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares Mar 30, 2020

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This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on.

Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us Mar 29, 2020

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Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.

Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game Mar 28, 2020

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This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.

Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish Mar 27, 2020

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Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1.

Mummy Dearest Mar 26, 2020

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Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.Its getting tough out there, but little gestures can help; so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.

Listen to My New Podcast! Sep 08, 2019

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Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen!

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Check out all our new network has to offer at our Patreon!

Season 2 Teaser Sep 03, 2019

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November 18, 2019

BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018 Oct 29, 2018

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The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not.