Date My Abuelita, First!

Liliana: Date My Vico, First! Jul 11, 2024

Welcome to Date My Vico, First! Today, Vico is grabbing the episode by the balls and the ovaries! And Abuelita is getting a surprise. Is it a steaming hot plate of veggie lomo saltado, a day of peace and quiet…or is it three handsome men? We couldn’t end this season without giving Abuelita a taste of her own medicine. On this episode, Vico sorts through three eligible bachelors as they each try for a tryst with our beloved Abuelita. The contestants prove they don’t have two left feet by saying their smoothest pick up lines in honor of the most beautiful girl on the dance floor. Vico has some salacious cafecitos con Vico and listens to the contestant’s best and worst dating advice— telenovela style of course. We hear Liliana’s outrageous commentary along the way, and you already know she doesn’t hold back. Will one of these contestants emerge as a potential husband number six? Or will Vico have to come back for another round of Date My Vico, First!

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Sonia: Chivalry Isn’t Dead, Is It? Jul 04, 2024

This week we are going on a ride… a scooter ride, of course. We meet our main dater, loveable Sonia, who runs with a pack of free-wheelin’ lesbians every Sunday, taking over the streets on their scooters and calling themselves the lesbian little rascals. She has that “old school spirit” – opening doors, paying for dates – that Abuelita Liliana can appreciate, and she considers herself a gentlewoman. Sonia is defying lesbian stereotypes – she wants to take things slow (no U-hauls here!) and is honing her ability to notice red flags as they pop up. We meet three contestants, a heartthrob jewelry maker, a Long Beach Baby who likes to be wined and dined, and a well traveled physician looking for companionship. The contestants play a game of “Ride or Die” and “Chivalry isn’t Dead” in honor of our gentlewoman main dater. Will Abuelita Liliana find someone who can go slow with Sonia?

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Ane: Date My Polycule, First! Jun 27, 2024

This week we meet a very special main dater, Ane, who loves other-worldly genders and dancing and just happens to be one of Vico’s partners. In this episode, Abuelita Liliana learns more about polyamory from Ane and the contestants. She adds some vocabulary words to her tool belt; “Siri…define metamours, Siri…define compersion”. Our two beloved hosts certainly don't always see eye to eye when it comes to dating, and that is very obvious in this episode. They talk about different ways to seek connection, and watch OUT, we are talking about attachment styles this episode! We meet 3 contestants who are well versed in polyamory and kink. The contestants play “Acronyms”, where they have to text their way into Liliana's heart and play the classic “Never Have I Ever”. Our main dater goes head to head with Liliana about the outcome of the cafecitos. What will win in the end; a modern day poly love story or Abuelita’s “one true love” style romance?
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féi: A Telenovela Love Story Jun 20, 2024

Main dater this week, féi, is looking for that unidentifiable, “je ne sais quoi” swagger in a potential love match. féi brings a telenovela main character energy and is hoping to find “the homie you get to explore life with”. Abuelita and féi bond over being 310 girls. She shares with Abuelita Liliana the impact of growing up queer and undocumented and wanting to honor Inglewood in her artistry now. We meet 3 very different contestants; a Montana raised suitor who brings a little country swag to the table, a grandma's boy, and another multi-hyphenate artist who has a very grounded view of love. The contestants play a round of “Assumptions” and “Swagger Like Us: Telenovela Edition” for Abuelita Liliana to see who has what it takes. Will Abuelita Liliana find someone to compliment féi’s mami energy?

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Alberto: Our “Soltero Dorado” Saddles Up Jun 13, 2024

The episode this week is for the golden oldies. We take you back to a simpler time; Abuelita Liliana and our main dater, Alberto, frequented clubs and bars around Los Angeles, back before Abuelita was an abuelita and Alberto was a… Soltero Dorado. Our main dater, Alberto used to be a playboy who had a whole tool belt full of pick up lines. Now, he is a handyman and actor who is looking for love. Abuelita Liliana does her old friend a favor, but it’s the ladies this week she has a good time with. On today’s episode we meet a visual artist who likes to walk around the house naked, a writer with a busy schedule, and a dancer who is learning to be adventurous. The women play a raucous game of “Never Have I Ever” (with some stories that are not safe for work!) and in “Handyman’s Tool Belt”, they flash their best pick up lines. Will Abuelita be able to help our Main Dater relive his younger years with the same reckless abandonment? Or will he be our thoughtful “Soltero Dorado”?
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Zacarias: Un Amor Antiguo En Tiempos Modernos Jun 06, 2024

Even though family minded main dater this week, Zacarias, is looking for a wife, his Abuelita is his number one. On this episode; we meet three contestants, a previous main dater, a self-admitted u-hauler, and a fun-focused Angelino. The contestants play a game of “Ride of Love” and Liliana describes her own 5 husband thrill ride. The contestants learn some valuable lessons in “Lessons in Love”. Zacarias says his tía and tío are an example of the type of relationship he wants; can Abuelita find un amor antiguo en tiempos modernos in this group of contestants? And, more importantly, will one of these contestants know the words to Zacarias heart, “sana sana colita de rana”.

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Daniel: Fixer Looking for a Screw or Two May 30, 2024

Our main dater this week, Daniel, knows he likes a pretty face but it means some of his relationships have been a little tumultuous. Daniel was a contestant on Episode 9 “Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It?” and he woo’d us with his candid answers (remember boy p*ssy?), so he came back to be the star of his own episode. Daniel likes to be a fixer, but now is looking for more emotional reciprocity and stability, despite his tough past. We meet an actor-producer who likes some spice, a soft spoken sweetie who wants things a little freaky in the bedroom, and an actor who believes in the power of the stars. In honor of Daniel’s original episode, the contestants attempt to stack up to his prowess in a repeat game of “Assumptions” and “Dick-tionary”. While Daniel wonders if anyone can keep up with him, these contestants wonder… what the hell is a pudumpa? Tune in to find out.

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Michael: Seeking a Sexy Headrest for Long Flights May 23, 2024

This week we get the insider scoop on Abuelita Liliana’s world and meet her friend, main dater Michael. He is known as the ultimate connector, but has been unlucky in love. Michael hasn’t dated in a while, and Abuelita isn’t afraid to call him out on it. We meet three contestants; a writer with a penchant for sensual touch, a comedian-actor heartbreaker, and a radio personality. They show off their abilities to plan a romantic vacation in “Travel Itinerary” and get a little spooky in “Gorey Love”. Abuelita and Vico get into a back and forth over who to pair this important main dater with. Will the heart or the mind win in this classic “Date My Abuelita, First!” battle?

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Jocelyn: Homebody Seeks Freak In The Sheets May 16, 2024

This week’s main dater, Jocelyn, says her own abuelita is her best friend. But Jocelyn is ready to put her romantic fate in our Abuelita Liliana hands, especially because Jocelyn says she has “tried every dating app under the sun”, without much success. Jocelyn admits to hooking up with machismo gym rats, but is looking for a Dr. Spencer Reid type to cuddle up with on a Friday night. Today’s possible crushes include an improviser who has a lot to say about the sanctity of smut, a charming videographer, and a theater maker with a contagious laugh. The contestants’ compatibility with Jocelyn is put to the test during a game of “Homebody Vibe” and they get creative with “‘Smut Did She Say?”. Will Abuelita find a match who is a little more than vanilla for Jocelyn?
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Benite: Who Will Go to Planet Love with this Scientist? May 09, 2024

This week, Abuelita meets Benite who wasn’t allowed to date until she was 18, and says she “had a lot of catching up to do”. Benite was raised catholic in an immigrant family and, “being queer was not an option” Now, Benite accepts all parts of herself and all the types of people she is attracted to, including himbos and “nerds who can hang”. She is excited to try out dating intentionally and being explorative. On this episode, Benite is offered a poo-poo platter of excellent romantic contenders. What will Abuelita have to say about the possible options; a family man who is a hopeful actor in LA, a biker with luscious thighs, or a comedian who loves love. The contestants play a game of “Wiki-compliments” in honor of the wikipedia scholar main dater and “Planet Love”, with some outer space romantic scenarios to test the contestants. Despite Benite explicitly saying she's only trying to date to try new things, Abuelita is still set on trying to find Benite’s one true love; who will be lovelorn in the end, Benite… or Abuelita?
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Giovanni: PhD Student Studies Love with Abuelita May 02, 2024

This week we meet community oriented Giovanni who is a self described “hopeful romantic”. He is ready and eager to put the future of his next date into Abuelita’s hands, especially because of his own appreciation of abuelitas. In this episode, we introduce 3 potential candidates who have lots of fun “gabbing and yapping” with each other. They play a round of “Love Policy” where we get to hear them lay down the law and a surprising game of “Baby Decoder” , where we are introduced to Little Liliana and Little Vico. Who will have the last dance with this bachata lover?

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Scotty: Contestants All Agree; Daddy Needs a Kiss, Will They Get It? Apr 25, 2024

This week we meet 22 year old Scotty, a columnist who brags he’s gone on more dates than he can count. Abuelita hopes that her date will be the one that lasts. We meet 3 contestants; a comedian who could woo Abuelita with his eyes, an activist who teaches Abuelita what bussy is, and an aspiring make-up artist who knows to ask for a little attention. They play a round of “Dating App Daddies” and a table slapping game of “Dick-tionary”. Will Scotty find a new love connection to report on in his column?
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Marian: Travel Lover Seeks Surfboard to Ride Apr 18, 2024

In this episode of Date My Abuelita, First! we bring back previous contestant Marian as a main dater and prepare to get a little spooky. Marian confesses to Abuelita a history of picking the wrong types of guys, and even a pattern of being cheated on. Even though she recently went solo-traveling, Marian is hoping to find a travel companion, and maybe even to ride their surfboard… Abuelita meets three handsome contenders; a film score and Celtics obsessed composer, a horror loving actor and a data analyst with a winning smile. The guys play a round of “Haunted House of Horrors” and go head to head in a game of “Red Flags”. Will Abuelita find a date for Marian who won’t be a jump-scare?
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Kristianna: Lookin’ For A Body Slammin’ Buddy Apr 11, 2024

After a stint of treating Tinder like Grindr, this week’s main dater, Kristianna is ready to turn to Abuelita for some grandmotherly guidance. In today’s episode we meet a poetic actor, a lover boy apocalypse prepper, and a family minded doctor-to-be. Our talented contestants make assumptions about each other and test out possible futures as wrestling maniacs; with wrestler names like “Heavenly Thighs” and “Thunder Tits”, it seems like they will have successful careers. Will Abuelita be able to find the wrestling partner Kristianna has dreamed of?

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Javier: Will Abuelita Find a Sweetheart Who Will Go Mad for this Nomad? Apr 04, 2024

This week’s main dater, Javier says the hardest part of his nomad lifestyle is dating. On today’s episode the contestants get asked what they would bring to a deserted island during a round of rapid fire questions and give us their “hot takes” on topics like; Bloody Marys at night, keeping spiders in the house and no election this year. Will Abuelita find a match who is ready to get down and dirty with cross-country biking Javier?

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Ari: Running Into Your Ex on a Podcast Mar 28, 2024

Multi-talented musician Ari signs up to Date My Abuelita, First, but is surprised to discover their ex is the host! Three contestants brave meeting their potential main dater’s Ex before ever meeting their date. The contestants provide a must-listen playlist during the game,“Record Reactions” and their communication skills are tested in a game of “Acronyms”. This episode begs the question; can your ex find your next?

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Marcy: Strikes a Cord in the Heart of One Dater Mar 21, 2024

Influencer and musician Marcy is looking for a long term love after a tumultuous previous relationship. This episode’s contestants include a rugby-loving b*tch of the pitch, a ceramic making heart-throb and a dance-choreographer smooth talker. Abuelita gets a double dose of “Assumptions” and “Queer Bingo” and the contestant really wow her with their reads. Will Abuelita find a romance who won’t uhaul with our charming main dater?
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Guy: Two Independent Tomcats Meet Their Match Mar 14, 2024

Guy, with a tough exterior and soft interior, is looking to build a future with someone ready for the same, with one caveat, "must love cats". On today's episode Abuelita meets three creative contestants, who play a category based game, “If I Were…”, and “Housewife Strife”, inspired by the main dater’s love of the Housewives franchise. Will one of these contestants start some Housewives level drama? And will Capitana Liliana be able to find this sensitive cowboy a match?

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Hannah: Candle-Making Cutie ISO Love-Scented Flame Mar 07, 2024

Candle-maker cutie Hannah is looking for a stable partner who loves dogs. On today’s episode, Abuelita grills three contestants with very different personalities ranging from more introverted to Big Personality to see if anyone is up to snuff. The contestants play a heinous round of Would You Rather and also play a creative twist on Truth or Drink. Will Abuelita choose a softer personality type or a more gregarious character to win over Hannah’s heart?

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Rufus: A “Gómez” looks for his “Morticia” with Abuelita’s Help Feb 29, 2024

Triple scorpio Rufus knows he could be a walking red flag, but he’s a real sweetheart. On today’s episode, we meet three possible “goth GF” hopefuls that will have to win over Abuelita if they want to win over this “Gómez.” The contestants play “Two truths and a lie,” and also play a very spicy round of What’s “IN” and What’s “OUT” for 2024. Will one of these hopefuls brew a love potion strong enough to win over Abuelita?

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Maria: Part 2 - Will Queen Maria Finally Get Off The Apps? Dec 07, 2023

This week, Abuelita and Vico play games to find out who can handle queen Maria both in the limelight and when she departs the stage. To see who is Abuelita approved for Maria, contestants rank fake dating profiles they could see on dating apps from dateable to undateable and then contestants are tasked to act out scenes with Liliana to see how they would take care of Maria’s own Abuelita. Who will win over Liliana’s heart?

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Dec 01, 2023

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Maria: Part 1 - Queen Maria Seeks a BBL: BIG BIG LOVE! Nov 30, 2023

Drag performer Maria is not struggling like the rest of you… we've got a case of abundance here because for this queen, options are aplenty and that’s where Abuelita comes in to make some hard choices! Not everyone can pass muster! This week meet Maria, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to kiki with Abuelita to find a good match. We also meet the contestants Abuelita has chosen for Maria, who better be Abueltia Approved!

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Sam: Part 2 - For This Dater, Fourth Tat’s A Charm? Nov 23, 2023

Last week, Abuelita's new niete Sam showed us the goods, literally. Abuelita and Vico saw Sam's matching tattoos and learned what they're looking for in a partner. This week, the contestants vying for a date with Sam play games including answering a truly unhinged round of hypotheticals with questions such as, what would you do if an evil long lost sibling showed up conspiring to steal your identity? Sam has never been broken up with…will Abuelita pick the right person and keep the streak alive?

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Nov 17, 2023

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Sam: Part 1 - Abuelita Works Security… at Sam’s Club Nov 16, 2023

Sam’s big, loveable personality begs the question: “would you rather be the life of the party, or date the life of the party?!” This week, Abuelita and Vico get to know Sam and learn what Sam's looking for in a cutie - which may or may not include another matching tattoo with a lover. Abuelita Liliana also sips some cafecitos while meeting the sweethearts lining up to date Sam.

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Perla: Part 2 - Don’t Ghost this Horror Fan! Nov 09, 2023

Last week we met Perla who might love horror films but also believes in soulmates! This week, Perla is back to find a guy who won’t ghost. Contestants play a zombie apocalypse game about love languages, and star in their very own telenovelas with Abuelita Liliana acting out parts. Will any of the contestants prove sweet enough for Abuelita’s new nieta?

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Perla: Part 1 - Horror Fan Wants Blood…and Besos! Nov 02, 2023

Horror screenwriter Perla doesn’t want any more dating “boos”…just a new boo! Meet Perla, who loves the sappy romance of telenovelas just as much as the gore and guts of horror films. Perla’s looking to trade scares for smooches and Abuelita gets creative by nixing a contestant before they even show up!

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Miguel: Part 2 - Nieto Needs a Plus One at the Asada! Oct 26, 2023

Would you rather never get to use social media again, or have to post something every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather be born a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? These are the *very important* questions that the contestants vying for a date with Miguel must answer and hope their responses are up to snuff for Abuelita Liliana to choose them! Find out who Abuelita picks for Miguel to bring to his family asada!

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Miguel: Part 1 - Please Abuelita, My Family Won’t Stop Asking! Oct 19, 2023

This weeks main dater Miguel is searching for a girl he can invite to the family carne asada…someone Abuelita Approved™️. Miguel is a family-oriented guy, who coaches youth baseball and loves going to K1 Speed. A little adrenaline rush before the family asada?! We love. We also meet the three chicas vying for a date with Miguel, and Abuelita has a little cafecito with each contestant to see if there’s a possible match!

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BONUS: After The Match - Joelle Oct 13, 2023

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of this week's main dater Joelle and the three contestants vying for a date with her? Now that Liliana has matched Joelle up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.

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Joelle: Part 2 - Day Tradin’ Singer Wants to Swap More Than Stocks Oct 12, 2023

Abuelita and Vico dig deeper this week to put the three contestants vying for a date with main dater from last week, Joelle, to the test by asking them to serenade Joelle with a song they make up on the spot. The contestants also play an unhinged round of Red Flags including deciding which is worse: someone who can never admit when they're wrong or someone who treats you like they're better than you. Who will Abuelita choose?!

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Joelle: Part 1 - Budding Popstar Needs Someone to Hit the Right Notes Oct 05, 2023

This week Abuelita Liliana and Vico meet Joelle, who's kind of in his bag, trading stocks and running a small business. But, he recently moved to Los Angeles to pursue his true passion, singing! In some ways, he’s too busy to swipe through the apps, and that’s where Abuelita comes in! Abuelita Liliana and Vico also meet the three contestants vying for a date with Joelle including someone who is a bit of a "kitchen top," and someone who likes short kings.

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BONUS: After The Match - Courtney Sep 29, 2023

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of this week's main dater Courtney and the three contestants vying for a date with her? Now that Liliana has matched Courtney up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.

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Courtney: Part 2 - Pod Producer Seeks a Polycutie for the Polycule Sep 28, 2023

Abuelita might get to take it a little easier this week because polyamorous star dater Courtney might have capacity for more than one lover! Or, maybe Abuelita will have it harder because how will she possibly decide when more than one contestant might be "the one?!" Before Abuelita makes her match, the contestants have to answer important questions, like, “Would you rather adopt a British accent every time you're having a serious conversation or laugh every time someone cries?”

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Courtney: Part 1 - Neat Freak Seeks a Fellow Clean Sheet Freak! Motomamís to the Front Sep 21, 2023

Meet main dater Courtney, who has proclaimed: “If there was a Yelp review of this *****, it would be five stars.” But it’s not all about that for our star. Courtney is looking for someone who is up for polyamory and the communication that comes with it! Maybe all three contestants will fit the bill?

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Natasha: Part 2 - Self-Described “Psychedelic 40-year old” Wants The Whole Enchilada Sep 14, 2023

How important are your partner’s political leanings? Or their opinion of the legendary Dolly Parton? For our lovely main dater from last week, Natasha, these things matter! Abuelita cracks on with the three eligible bachelors, por que pues si, there is a right answer.

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Sep 08, 2023

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Natasha: Part 1 - Hopeful Romantic Seeks Partner to Grab Life by the Labia! Sep 07, 2023

Abuelita comes to the aid of Natasha, lifelong Angeleno and a chicana single mama. Even after a bit of a romantic dry spell, she’s not ready to give up on dating just yet, and has asked Abuelita to help her find “the whole enchilada!" We also meet the three contestants hoping to be Abuelita-approved for Natasha!

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Zyi: Part 2 - Abuelita Makes S’mores Out Of This Marshmallow Softie Aug 31, 2023

Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands, or talks in the movie theater? The three contestants vying for a date with last week's main dater Zyi rank some heinous Red Flags and answer some hilarious Would You Rather scenarios as Abuelita tries to decide who is right for Zyi.
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BONUS: After The Match - Jerimiyah Aug 25, 2023

Want to know what Abuelita Liliana and Vico really thought of last week's main dater Jerimiyah and the three contestants vying for a date with him? Now that Liliana has matched Jerimiyah up, tune in to hear what Vico and Liliana thought of the process.

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Zyi: Part 1 - Lover with a Tough Exterior Seeks a Creative Cutie... or Cuties Aug 24, 2023

Ever been afraid to approach the tattooed person you think is cute? Maybe they’re not trying to keep people away with all that ink! In this episode, Abuelita meets Zyi, who is a self-described “marshmallow softie.” Tatted up sweetie Zyi gets Abuelita’s help showing their softer side as they look for a creative cutie, or cuties! We also meet the three contestants lining up to meet Zyi including a musician and a chef!

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Jerimiyah: Part 2 - Weight Lifting Poet Finds a Rose by Any Other Name Aug 17, 2023

Have you ever had to impress anyone’s grandmother by writing and reciting poetry on the spot? In part two with Jerimiyah, Abuelita tests the three women trying for a date with Jerimiyah by demanding a few romantic stanzas, on the spot! We also gauge our contestants’ text etiquette with a little text and response challenge and finally, Abuelita chooses a winner for Jerimiyah!

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Aug 11, 2023

Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Jerimiyah: Part 1 - Abuelita Finds Gym Junkie’s Soft Side Aug 10, 2023

Meet Jerimiyah, who says he hasn’t necessarily had bad luck dating in LA as a 6’4", full time actor, musician, and comedian with a dreamy smile… He is looking for his special someone now more than ever before, and needs Abuelita's help. While this gym rat hits the weights hard, Abuelita chisels out his love of poetry to reveal a softer side, and then she meets the three women she’ll choose from—including a professional motorcycle stunt rider!

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Lorena: Part 2 - Can Abuelita “Find Love In This Hopeless Place” For This Comedienne? Aug 03, 2023

We all have our red flags and some can be pretty extreme! Abuelita Liliana and Vico learn about our contestants’ big icks and also put the contestants on the spot by asking for their funniest impromptu dating stories. Abuelita’s intuition is hard at work for last week's main dater Lorena while narrowing down the perfect match! Let's see who Abuelita chooses for Lorena!

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BONUS: Meet Vico and Abuelita Liliana Jul 28, 2023

Vico and Abuelita Liliana share how they almost met in a precarious situation a decade ago and share their history with dating and relationships. 5 husbands later and here we are!

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Lorena: Part 1 - Comedienne Looks for Love in “Livin’ La Vida Lesbo” Jul 27, 2023

In our series debut, we meet Lorena, a quick-witted, self-deprecating comedian who has described herself as a cross between Larry David and Mr. Rogers, with some Nickelodeon F*ck Boy Energy thrown in. Hosts Abuelita Liliana Montenegro and Vico Ortiz break past the jokes to get to know Lorena, and bust out the laughs getting to know three contestants vying for a date with her, including a burlesque dancer and a pilates instructor!

Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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Introducing: Date My Abuelita, First! Jul 20, 2023

From Executive Producer Wilmer Valderrama comes a dating show that proves abuelita knows best!

Host Vico Ortiz alongside our resident Abuelita, Liliana are ready to meet their match!

Three single contestants will compete for a date with one lucky guest - except to get their heart, they have to win over our abuelita Liliana first! Through speed-dating rounds, hilarious games, wildly silly and genuinely heartfelt introspections, and grandmotherly love, one contestant will either be a step closer to love or be sent back to the apps. Let the chispas fly!

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