Date My Abuelita, First!

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Maria: Part 2 - Will Queen Maria Finally Get Off The Apps? Dec 07, 2023

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This week, Abuelita and Vico play games to find out who can handle queen Maria both in the limelight and when she departs the stage. To see who is Abuelita approved for Maria, contestants rank fake dating profiles they could see on dating apps from dateable to undateable and then contestants are tasked to act out scenes with Liliana to see how they would take care of Maria’s own Abuelita. Who will win over Liliana’s heart?

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Dec 01, 2023

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Have you ever wanted dating advice directly from an Abuelita? Now's your chance! Tune in while Abuelita Liliana gives on-the-spot advice to our listeners after reading their questions. Have a question for Abuelita? DM us on Instagram @ datemyabuelitafirst. Besitos!

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Maria: Part 1 - Queen Maria Seeks a BBL: BIG BIG LOVE! Nov 30, 2023

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Drag performer Maria is not struggling like the rest of you… we've got a case of abundance here because for this queen, options are aplenty and that’s where Abuelita comes in to make some hard choices! Not everyone can pass muster! This week meet Maria, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to kiki with Abuelita to find a good match. We also meet the contestants Abuelita has chosen for Maria, who better be Abueltia Approved!

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Sam: Part 2 - For This Dater, Fourth Tat’s A Charm? Nov 23, 2023

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Last week, Abuelita's new niete Sam showed us the goods, literally. Abuelita and Vico saw Sam's matching tattoos and learned what they're looking for in a partner. This week, the contestants vying for a date with Sam play games including answering a truly unhinged round of hypotheticals with questions such as, what would you do if an evil long lost sibling showed up conspiring to steal your identity? Sam has never been broken up with…will Abuelita pick the right person and keep the streak alive?

Music credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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BONUS: Ask Abuelita! Nov 17, 2023

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Sam: Part 1 - Abuelita Works Security… at Sam’s Club Nov 16, 2023

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Sam’s big, loveable personality begs the question: “would you rather be the life of the party, or date the life of the party?!” This week, Abuelita and Vico get to know Sam and learn what Sam's looking for in a cutie - which may or may not include another matching tattoo with a lover. Abuelita Liliana also sips some cafecitos while meeting the sweethearts lining up to date Sam.

Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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Perla: Part 2 - Don’t Ghost this Horror Fan! Nov 09, 2023

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Last week we met Perla who might love horror films but also believes in soulmates! This week, Perla is back to find a guy who won’t ghost. Contestants play a zombie apocalypse game about love languages, and star in their very own telenovelas with Abuelita Liliana acting out parts. Will any of the contestants prove sweet enough for Abuelita’s new nieta?

Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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Perla: Part 1 - Horror Fan Wants Blood…and Besos! Nov 02, 2023

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Horror screenwriter Perla doesn’t want any more dating “boos”…just a new boo! Meet Perla, who loves the sappy romance of telenovelas just as much as the gore and guts of horror films. Perla’s looking to trade scares for smooches and Abuelita gets creative by nixing a contestant before they even show up!

Music Credit: Nargo - "Rhythm of Samba" via Jamendo.com

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Miguel: Part 2 - Nieto Needs a Plus One at the Asada! Oct 26, 2023

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Would you rather never get to use social media again, or have to post something every day for the rest of your life? Would you rather be born a hundred years in the past or a hundred years in the future? These are the *very important* questions that the contestants vying for a date with Miguel must answer and hope their responses are up to snuff for Abuelita Liliana to choose them! Find out who Abuelita picks for Miguel to bring to his family asada!

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Miguel: Part 1 - Please Abuelita, My Family Won’t Stop Asking! Oct 19, 2023

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This weeks main dater Miguel is searching for a girl he can invite to the family carne asada…someone Abuelita Approved™️. Miguel is a family-oriented guy, who coaches youth baseball and loves going to K1 Speed. A little adrenaline rush before the family asada?! We love. We also meet the three chicas vying for a date with Miguel, and Abuelita has a little cafecito with each contestant to see if there’s a possible match!

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