Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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**Your Mom’s House with Christina P. and Tom Segura**

Comedians Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them in watching wild videos, chatting with celebrity guests and sharing stories! Pull those jeans high and tight and welcome to the Mommy-Dome.

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346-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Jun 01, 2016

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PATREON, I told you to put that down!

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WOW! say it again! WOW! Open your mouth so the whole dog can fit in the bathtub!

Today we discover which gender we are (it's really changing at every moment). Plus Bert Is Fat and Why Is Bert So Fat really took off! We have all the fat comments.

Dental Updates, dating inflatable animals, Joey Diaz being a SAVAGE and more!

NO LOOSE DENIM ALLOW

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345-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura May 25, 2016

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Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about "Salad Tossing" (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun!

If you're gonna talk that ISH before you arm-wrestle, make sure you, you know, WIN.

Unbelievably, the girl who was defending Hitler on YouTube was kicked off for HATE speech. Weird that YouTube doesn't know that Hitler watches YouTube all day.

This episode is completely non-binary so please use proper pronouns. It's not a preference, it's a REQUIREMENT.

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344-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura May 18, 2016

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Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS.

Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT.

Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teacher jacket. Have you seen it? No, seriously, have you?

The master of accents becomes even more masterful in this one. PLUS, was Hitler THAT bad?

Would You Rather's, Fan Mail, Seagal, Butt hair and MORE!

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343-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura May 11, 2016

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You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy.

This is the only podcast that provides cool insight like that. Also, Top Dog did it again. Yup, you guessed it, his face meat hit the numbers on the phone when we spoke to him. Oh yeah, he sharted too. Great story.

All that and more. Just get your jeans on.

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342-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura May 04, 2016

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Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This week we have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words. Someone even said it to the Prez!

Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFUL and a DENTAL UPDATE that will have you brushing extra hard tonight.

Seems like Mozart was a mommy, 20,000 years ago when he was alive and that's just somethin you gotta Respek.

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341-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 27, 2016

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Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. A lot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feel me?

When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name. Otherwise we'll be FINISHED and DONE with you.

The mommy's really do their thang in this one and even talk to Tommy's Mommy about his new, important revelation. He's not only Poly and Bi...listen to find out what ELSE he, er, they is now.

JEANS FOREVER.

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340-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 20, 2016

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Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).

You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS.

Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER.

Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably.

And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us?

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339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 13, 2016

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We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!

It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic.

This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's.

This ep is the Jeans' Jeans.

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338-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Apr 06, 2016

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Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!

T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it isn't because - BRACE YOURSELF -

CRAZIE LOCS finally speaks directly to us.

Did that last sentence process? If it didn't read it again.

Also, you know what I'm saying, you feel me, understand? And now SMELL ME? All in one clip from one person and he's the only one speaking. Amazing.

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337-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Mar 30, 2016

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We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone.

We got that Crazie Locs jam you know you want cause this time someone ELSE made it better.

La Croix is French. Unless you are Tina jeans then you're all, "it's LA CROY."

Plus we listen to what Tommy thought was Hungarian and ended up just being abusive!

This is the kind of episode that'll have you wondering aloud, Where's The C*m?

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