Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 29, 2018

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The jeans are back and ready to pull them up!

There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions.

PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better!

Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message.

Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!

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462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 22, 2018

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Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.

We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.

We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.

Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.

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461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 15, 2018

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Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week.

PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!?

We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person.

This one is a certified denim classic!

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460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 08, 2018

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Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect?

Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us!

Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on).

The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.

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459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Aug 01, 2018

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This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW.

Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world.

There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in.

AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.

PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.

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458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 25, 2018

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This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us.

This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it.

We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea).

Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things.

THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO.

As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly.

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457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 18, 2018

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The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him.

Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to?

Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.

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456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 11, 2018

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The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic).

This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.

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455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jul 04, 2018

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The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world.

From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end.

Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow.

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454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jun 27, 2018

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It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation.

Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY.

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