Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura Apr 03, 2019

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It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days.

The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol.

Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad?

Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean!

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492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Mar 27, 2019

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One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans.

By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean.

This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here.

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491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Mar 20, 2019

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The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that.

Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone.

PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish.

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490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Mar 13, 2019

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My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A.

THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts.

NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful.

Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away.

Epic episode, Jean.

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489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub Mar 06, 2019

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We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex.

Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command?

AND

Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive.

Pull em up and leave em there!

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488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Feb 27, 2019

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We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).

Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.

Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.

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487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Feb 20, 2019

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If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it!

We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now?

Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed.

AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it.

PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious.

AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle.

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486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Feb 13, 2019

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The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome?

Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with.

AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club?

Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say.

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485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Feb 06, 2019

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Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio.

We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!?

This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.

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484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura Jan 31, 2019

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What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it.

Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test.

All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible.

AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal.

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