Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Has Tit Cancer | Your Mom's House Ep. 770 Jul 31, 2024

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back from IT-ly and brought fond memories to share with all of us. After that Christina shares some super serious not so chill news that's going to shake the YMH universe to its core, mommy has the breast cancer. It was caught early and its a whole thing so I'll let Christina tell you the rest from there. Tim and Kristin also get a Tony Johns update, check out some more evidence from #FartGate2024, indulge in Magic Johnson's summer vacation pics, watch some TikToks, and as always keep them jeans high and muthafuggen tight!

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A YMH Fart Scandal | Your Mom's House Ep. 769 Jul 24, 2024

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies tackle a scandal inside YMH Studios involving a rogue fart and a wave of accusations. Before that Tina talks about some dark thoughts she's been having and Tim catches her up on something she had missed when Sal Vulcano came around. They also re-live the YMH Exclusive moment from last week's episode with The Black Keys. We also get some fun videos of Alec Baldwin, some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and much more!

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Popular Music Sucks w/ The Black Keys | Your Mom's House Ep. 768 Jul 17, 2024

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My brother didn't believe me, but he believes me now, Tod and Kristine are back again! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies talk about a ding dong on Christina's nose, Tom's hot and spicy gas, before opening the show with a clip featuring Noel Gallagher of Oasis sharing some colorful thoughts on people in the world. They also call up Brenden the YMH merch guy to discuss their recent fixation on taking calls on the toilet. They also check out some clips about piggy parties, pronoun fun, and mermaid tail etiquette.

Christina and Tom welcome musical duo, The Black Keys aka Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney. They just cancelled their recent tour, so they've got some free time and share why that even happened in the first place. They talk about how they got together, their early success, and drop a YMH exclusive concerning whether or not they've gone airtight together. The Black Keys also run a gauntlet of Horrible or Hilarious clips from Tom, talk some trash about popular musicians, discuss the differences between bombing on stage doing comedy vs live music, and so much more!

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Coming Out As A Husband w/ Sal Vulcano | Your Mom's House Ep. 767 Jul 10, 2024

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Christina P is suspiciously quiet this week, so comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano joins Tom a little earlier than usual. Sal just released a new special "Terrified" and he opens up about his recent public announcements concerning his personal life and can't imagine why his privacy is such a talked about thing. He's a husband and a father now, so he shares some updates about that, plus Tom probes him about his fear of flying and his aversion to touching things. The two also get into self-pleasuring devices, excessive reactions at Chipotle, acting on TV, the art of barbecue, and Chris Distefano's sexuality. Tom also treats Sal to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, introduces him to Manny the tool guy, and they swap some stories about some knucklehead drivers.

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America's Favorite Pig Rachel Feinstein | Your Mom's House Ep. 766 Jul 03, 2024

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Check out Rachel Feinstein's new special "Big Guy" streaming now on Netflix!

This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom opens up the episode with a clip of a cool dudes really cool Sunday plans. Tom also tells Christina all about his insane trip to Abu Dhabi.

Christina and Tom welcome comedian and vile pig Rachel Feinstein, on the pod. She talks her latest Netflix Special, "Big Guy", the godless things she does, her life married to a firefighter, and the benefits of being a comic parent. She, Tom, and Christina also chat about gassy husbands, their foul mouthed kids, spanking fetishes, Red Lobster head, succubus defense, and dive into a long curated gauntlet of Christina's TikToks! Try it out, man.

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Chris Distefano Has A Pride Month Crush | Your Mom's House Ep. 765 Jun 26, 2024

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really sweet birthday shoutout for a TMY Studios staff member and immediately change the vibe with some very cool opening clips. They next discuss the trend of tattooed freckles and fake straight white teeth, before debating a question that has swept the internet, "man or bear?"

Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Chris Distefano who has been doing some moving around New York recently and is still traumatized from his guest spot on YMH Live all those years back. Chris has some thoughts on straight farts, self-acceptance, and saving lives. Chris Distefano also may or may not have a little crush on an actor from the Netflix show Baby Reindeer. All that plus some TikToks!

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Happy Juneteenth! (From Some Whites) | Your Mom's House Ep. 764 Jun 19, 2024

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What's up, CHOMOS?!? Happy Juneteenth to all who observe. This week Tommy Bunz and Christine From Mom's House are riding solo and have got a lot of wild things to cover! They open the show with an irritable felon trying to ace a job interview. The Main Mommies next review some arson allegations of a TLC member, check out a "you know what I'm sayin" compilation from a past episode of The Danny Brown Show featuring the Insane Clown Posse, and get a hands-on (nose-on?) take of how bad the stench of women's prisons can get. We are also treated to a crazy Christina hotel story, stories of her hot head stepdad, another legendary Top Dog anecdote, the pitfalls of gender studies in foreign countries, an appreciation of public shaming, plus some more booger emails, some TikToks, and much more. Enjoy!

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No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 763 Jun 12, 2024

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool opening clip of a vintage smut film featuring a very forward bus driver. Christina continues her investigations into Tom's digestive deviations and they read some follow up emails regarding a past clip of an Indian military ball bag exam and adults who eat boogers. Tom also gets a special shoutout from his neighbor Ted Cruz.

Johnny Pemberton joins the Main Mommies fresh off the hype from his role in Amazon's adaptation of "Fallout". Tom, Christina, and Johnny discuss Pasadena, leaving notes on people's cars, HOA's, Disney adults, shits & giggles, and sharp minds. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikToks curated by Christina, and an update from a guy who crashed his flying machine. I love you.

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Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 762 Jun 05, 2024

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What's up, chomos?!? Tim and Kristin are back and open the show being serenaded by classic cool guy, Bill Tapley aka The Third Eagle. They check in on what he's been up to lately before truly opening the show with a clip from a bad guess on "Wheel of Fortune". Christina also gets to the bottom of some mysterious things going on with Tom's bottom.

The Main Mommies are next joined by a couple of white guys named Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, who you may know from Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Tires, and a few other neat things. Tom and Christina welcome them to the show some incredibly thoughtful gifts, before they get into a conversation about teachers, hippies, Bridgerton, and blowing up toilets on the set of "Tires". Matt and Shane next meet the Double Soul Shaman and get a double dose of clips via Christina's Curations and some choice Horrible or Hilarious selections. They also check out some back adjustments, fat girl pride, and celebrity farts. Enjoy!

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The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761 May 29, 2024

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Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE!

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