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114 – Florida Tour Oct 29, 2021

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Jeff got sick so we're 1/3 remote this week. After Jeff deepthroats a banana, we take a tour of Florida, rating each city based on how cursed they are.

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113 – Day 500 Of Semen Retention Oct 22, 2021

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Folks, it is Cocktober, famously the first month of Thotumn, and mere weeks before No Nut November. So, this week we're talking about getting Jeff hit on by a belligerent gay Trump supporter at the bar, all the new "heteroflexible" dating apps, Dragon/Donkey rule34, the 4K restoration of NNN Classic Possession at Metrograph, and Jacob's incredibly detailed dream about rewatching Dasha's film on a 32in Samsung in a hospital room inside the Empire State Building.

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112 – Hyperpop Daily Oct 08, 2021

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Recorded mere hours after the big FB/IG shutdown, we scroll thru the hottest new IG account @hyperpopdaily for some popular loner vibes. We also debut a new segment, "Shower Talk," which is pretty much just the podcast except we're all taking a shower together. Listen to the end for some exclusive new Radiohead covers, "Fake Plastic Cock" and "Don't Suck Me (High and) Dry."

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111 – IF THE JOKER COULD BEATBOX... Sep 24, 2021

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This week we talk about how Boston sucks, Sam Adams fucking sucks, watch some sick gun syncs and beatboxing on YouTube, listen to new music from Low and Moor Mother, and choose one song to eliminate from history.

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110 – First Date at the 9/11 Museum Sep 17, 2021

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We recorded this on 9/11, so we take bets on how many people have had their first date at the 9/11 museum. We also have a lot to say about the new Matrix trailer, Sick Animation, and that guy who proposed to his wife with an NFT instead of a ring.

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109 – DeviantArt Sep 10, 2021

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Jacob infiltrates some horse paste groups on Facebook, Aaron reviews the insane new AI generated Cinderella movie, and we take a tour through the highs and lows of DeviantArt queries for topics including "xxxtentacion," "the beatles," and "the office."

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108 – Donda Review Sep 03, 2021

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Jacob didn't take enough horse paste so we're remote again this week. We take a listen to Donda, accurately predict that Drake will drop a surprise album, look into why Trent Reznor hates Kanye, and compare The Green Knight with the superior Excalibur.

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107 – Pine Futures Aug 23, 2021

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Turns out there's audio porn on Spotify. It's not great! After that, we analyze Bob Saget's cryptic message for Car Seat Headrest, come up with some new ways to store your bulky vinyl collection, and make everyone show their Screen Time for the past week lol.

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106 – Buffet Strategies Aug 11, 2021

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A very atmospheric pod this week as Jacob takes us on several sensory journeys with their new drone synthesizer. We take a trip through the Mauve Room from Twin Peaks and get caught out in a thunderstorm as we discuss how music is dead, Jeff tells us about a woman who stormed the stage at the Bright Eyes concert, we listen to a compilation of David Lynch on The Cleveland Show, and Jacob gives us an impassioned "full all-you-can-eat history" of how they've optimized their strategies and tactics at buffets.

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105 – Hands On Knees Aug 03, 2021

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We are back from a little vacation break! Jacob calls 911, we imagine having one of those Boston Dynamics dogs as pets, we talk about the health benefits of colloidal silver, and have a bunch of great ad reads for our new sponsors.

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