You Be Trippin&#8217;

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Being a Lesbo & Studying Voodoo

00:04:26 - Trail Clearing in a Remote Location

00:10:15 - More Small Town Trail Clearing & Getting Really High

00:20:01 - Getting Mono, Amsterdam, & More Small Town Stuff

00:25:20 - Bikes, Texting While Walking, & Technology

00:30:02 - Weather & Nature

00:31:22 - Advice & Amsterdam Comedy

00:34:01 - Being in the Closet, Meeting People, & Ari Being Gay

00:38:40 - Being a Comic

00:42:00 - The Countryside & Where Next

00:46:42 - Travel Tips & Russian Peptides

00:51:52 - Hot Springs & Long Layovers

00:54:02 - Regrets & Beautiful Places

00:57:40 - Alaska with Rogan & Wrapping Up

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Germany & France w/ Jason Ellis | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Apr 07, 2025

Show notes

Follow Jason on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/wolfmate/

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Jason Ellis starts a riot, gets tear gassed, and gets dragged behind a car in Germany (but actually France). He and Ari talk about skateboarding, getting wasted, and why Andrew Dice Clay hates him. Also, he smashed a beer mug over his head, his friend’s dreadlocks caught on fire, and Jason had to fight a pro surfer who was trying to kill people. Other topics include: Australians, success, skate contests, bloody hands, and celibacy. Oh naur!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:09 - Ari Got Into a Fight with Jason

00:07:14 - Münster Skate Contest & A Bloody Hand

00:11:15 - Tony Hawk in France & Dreadlocks Caught on Fire

00:17:50 - A Riot Breaks Out

00:32:17 - Skating, Getting Wasted, & Australia

00:37:55 - More Skating & Jiu Jitsu

00:42:35 - Andrew Dice Clay & His Old Show

00:45:30 - Where Next & Fighting a Pro Surfer

00:51:19 - People Hating on Success

00:56:01 - More Australia, Celibacy, & Melissa Etheridge

01:00:02 - Travel Tips, Cigarettes, & "Naur"

01:02:16 - "Naur" & Footie

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Burning Man w/ Andrew Schulz | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Mar 31, 2025

Show notes

Follow Andrew on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/andrewschulz/

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Andrew Schultz takes Adderall and has a transformative experience at Burning Man, where the art in temporary and people share everything and while rolling on Molly in the desert. He and Ari talk about what it’s like for first-timers, what you need to bring, the crazy art installations, and spending eight days in a Winnebago. They also discuss Ari’s vasectomy, Andrew’s special, and helping each other out in comedy. Other topics include: Shane Gillis, pranksters, sex parties, and electric bikes. Express yourself and burn on!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:49 - Start & Pranksters

00:07:10 - Burning Man, Vasectomies, & Art

00:13:15 - What to Expect, Generosity, & Sex Parties

00:22:39 - First Timers & The Layout

00:25:48 - No Security & Winnebagos

00:32:01 - Burning Man at Night & Bikes

00:35:15 - What Andrew Does There

00:39:23 - Adderall & Molly

00:42:29 - HIs First Experience & Videos

00:52:22 - The Cost & Feeling Good

01:00:00 - Helping Each Other Out in Comedy

01:18:52 - Principles of Burning Man

01:27:27 - Getting In and Out

01:34:24 - Music

01:42:26 - Shooting Specials

01:52:51 - Wrapping Up

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France w/ Sam Tallent | You Be Trippin with Ari Shaffir Mar 25, 2025

Show notes

Follow Sam on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/samtallent/?hl=en

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Check out Sam’s show Wide World on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@samtallent and be sure to pick up a copy of his book Running the Light: A Novel wherever books are sold.

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Sam Talent smokes hash in a church and poops in the waters of France. On the show, he talks about traveling around outside of Paris with his attractive wife, who gets stared at by teenagers on a nude beach. He and Ari also discuss architecture, sardines, booze, Camus, and embracing being a tourist. Other topics include: the Baha’i faith, aquatic sports, French politics, Tim Dillon, and the fact that Australians go the hardest. Escargot!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:09 - Traveling as a Comedian

00:02:47 - France

00:05:37 - Australians

00:08:46 - Traveling Around France, Baha'i, & Smoking Hash in a Church

00:18:40 - Nude Beaches, Wide World, & Tax Deductions

00:23:34 - Just Going, Novelty, & The Gundam in Japan

00:33:42 - Hanging Locally, Store Owners, & Globes

00:39:07 - Food & Pooping in the Water

00:44:13 - Tattoos, Surfing, Jousting, Cocktail Hour, Canals, & Rattails

00:49:22 - Traveling with Your Girl

00:54:28 - The French Outside of Paris, Tourist Stuff, & Speaking the Language

00:58:09 - Seeing Sunrises, Architecture, & Seeing America Through New Eyes

01:03:33 - An Island & Booze

01:08:57 - Bus Tours & Embracing Being a Tourist, & Hanging With Strangers

01:17:03 - Where Next

01:23:00 - Travel Tips

01:27:50 - Wrapping Up

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Work Visas w/ Ari Matti | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Mar 17, 2025

Show notes

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Ari Matt was supposed to talk about Canada but we couldn’t keep him on track so we turned it into a themed “work visa” episode. On the show, he and the other Ari talk about backpacking, doing comedy overseas, and hooking up in hostels and farm stays. They also digital nomads ruining countries, the Russian mafia taking over Thailand, and how the Chinese are the worst. Other topics: motorbiking, getting robbed, Estonian bogs, and Ari number one taking a number two on stage. Also, we have replaced a couple words we’re not allowed to say on YouTube. Submit your paperwork and lie to customs because this one’s worth overstaying your visa. Enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:30 - Ari Number 2 & Meeting in Siem Reap

00:10:22 - Backpacking & Rambling

00:23:39 - Not Canada, Work Visas, & Weed Picking

00:29:21 - Still Not Canada, Australia, & The Chinese

00:41:41 - Avoiding Canada Still

00:46:07 - Hard Shift to Work Visas

00:52:16 - Hardest Visas & Hooking Up

00:58:15 - Needing Work Visas & Lying at Customs

01:04:30 - Bartending & Dispensaries

01:09:50 - Digital Nomads & Russians in Thailand

01:14:32 - Europe & Estonia

01:21:39 - Visa Cost, Couchsurfing, & SA

01:27:41 - Chads & Motorbikes

01:30:48 - Ari Pooping on Stage

01:37:35 - Getting Your Visa Revoked & Getting Robbed

01:46:06 - Believing in Yourself

01:47:34 - Travel Tips

01:51:27 - Where Next & A Good Compromise

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India w/ Adam Rowe | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Mar 10, 2025

Show notes

Check out Adam's pod Have A Word Podcast at https://www.patreon.com/haveawordpod

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Adam Rowe takes a bicycle charity ride across India, where he gets asked for money, eats nothing but curry, and plays the “boner” game at the Taj Mahal. He and Ari also talk about wealth disparity, a tiger park scam, and finding happiness in nothing. Other topics include: country music, cold beers, baby hospices, British sports rivalries, and developing your stand up. Also, his friend got really bad food poisoning twice and Adam almost shit himself. Ram ram!

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YouTube Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:15 - British Sports Drama

00:09:33 - India, Baby Hospice, & A Charity Bicycle Ride

00:18:47 - The Taj Mahal

00:21:10 - Piss Puddles, White People, & Accidental Disrespect

00:25:21 - Kyle Legacy & Adapting Your Accent

00:31:47 - Beggars, A Bike Challenge, & Michael Jackson

00:37:17 - The Bike Ride

00:39:41 - Curry & Food Poisoning

00:48:22 - 5-Star Hotel & Wealth Disparity

00:57:29 - SA

01:01:39 - Asia, The Middle East, & A Gay Proposition

01:08:47 - A Tiger Park Scam & Monkeys

01:14:37 - Car Horns, Injuries, & Getting Annoyed

01:17:55 - The End of the Ride & A Long Bus Ride

01:21:54 - Played the Boner Game at the Taj & Revenge Stories

01:27:45 - No Toilets & Pooping

01:37:38 - His Special & Developing Your Stand Up

01:45:46 - Australia Sucks & Brazil's Carnival

01:49:52 - Travel Tips

01:54:32 - Country Music & Cold Beers

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Afghanistan w/ Giulio Gallarotti | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Mar 04, 2025

Show notes

Go watch Guilio’s new special! It premiere's at 5pm PT/ 8pm ET on March 4th, 2025. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcz4UxDvm24

Check out Giulio’s YouTube Video Places You Can Go - Afghanistan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_KXfZwAgbo

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Giulio Gallarotti shoots travel videos and has dinner with the Taliban in post-pullout Afghanistan. He also has the worst day of his life when he takes a long drive through a nightmare tunnel and ends up having to make a “donation” to the militant group. On the show, he and Ari talk about starting a school, female roles, hiring a local guide, and the difference between the Taliban and ISIS. Other topics include: the Blue Mosque, drugs, outfits, Rwanda, and guys holding hands. Mashallah!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:05 - Intro Giulio & Afghanistan

00:05:09 - Went to Rwanda

00:09:07 - Getting into Afghanistan

00:18:16 - Having a Guide & The Taliban

00:22:25 - Having to Wear Local Clothing

00:24:45 - A Long Scary Drive & Taliban vs ISIS

00:33:35 - Food & Drink

00:36:37 - Got Stopped by the Taliban & Dinner with the Taliban

00:40:53 - Had His Stuff Searched & Donating to the Taliban

00:48:23 - The Next Day & Blue Mosque

00:49:47 - Shooting a Series

00:51:30 - Started a School

01:01:44 - Smoking & Hiking

01:03:45 - Low Crime & Head Coverings

01:08:55 - It's Easy to Go Now & All Places Have Something Cool

01:12:00 - Travel Tips

01:15:21 - Where To Next

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Route 66 w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | You Be Trippin with Ari Shaffir Feb 24, 2025

Show notes

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley of Are You Garbage? shoot a travel documentary across the iconic Route 66. On the show, they talk about the the diners, food challenges, county fairs, and strange roadside attractions they encountered along the famous route. Also, a cameraman got dysentery, their bus broke down, and H. Foley shit himself. It sounds like a blast! Other topics include: sword swallowers, John Denver, therapy lizards, technical issues, and Uranus, Missouri. Get your kicks!

Check out their Route 66 Tour Special at https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage

Available February 25th, 2025!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:46 - Famous Routes, Songs About Route 66, & John

00:05:14 - Route 66, RVs, & Food Challenges

00:09:40 - Road Trips & Filming Shows

00:13:54 - The Diner and Motel

00:17:46 - Route 66 Origins & Cuba, MO

00:24:54 - Super Small Town & Shooting a Show

00:28:37 - No Ubers & Their Bus Driver

00:37:02 - More Stops, Oklahoma State Fair, & County Fairs

00:45:29 - One Argument, Covering Smells, & A Derogatory

00:50:33 - Their Travel Group

00:53:18 - Their Bus Broke Down

00:59:29 - H. Foley Pooped His Pants

01:07:36 - Vegas & A Statue

01:11:47 - The LA Show, Tech Issues, & Dysentery

01:16:47 - Roadside Attractions

01:25:29 - Travel Tips & Where Next

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Israel w/ Geoffrey Asmus | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Feb 17, 2025

Show notes

Follow Geoffrey on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/?hl=en

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Geoffrey Asmus studies abroad in Israel with lawsuit money he got from almost dying as a child. While there, he prays at the Wester Wall, skinny dips with poisonous jellyfish, and stings his pee hole with salt by floating in the Dead Sea. He and Ari also discuss political art, hot women, hostel life, Pascal’s wager, and oil shits. Other topics include: the Yam I’yam hike, the Shuk Market, Jerusalem Syndrome, Nazareth, and getting chased away by kids at a kibbutz. Mazel tov!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:43 - Start

00:04:49 - Studying Abroad, Lawsuit Money, & Israel

00:08:15 - Indonesia & A Jewish Map

00:14:29 - Studying Religion & Yam I'Yam Hike

00:21:52 - Kibbutz & Sea of Ga

00:27:15 - A Trashy and Dangerous City

00:28:21 - The Shuk Market & Great Food

00:30:27 - Political Art & Hot Women

00:35:17 - Palestinians, Not Looking Jewish, & Other Trips

00:39:09 - Bedouins, Jabal Mousa, & Moses

00:42:24 - Spirituality, Stylites, & Jerusalem Syndrome

00:47:12 - Nazareth, Pascal's Wager, Western Wall, & Dome of the Rock

00:54:25 - Dead Sea & Sea of Galilee

00:58:39 - A Gay Man & Religious Similarities

01:03:27 - More Photos, Skinny Dipping, & Hostel Life

01:07:29 - Israel's Reputation & What's Next

01:12:22 - Travel Tips

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China w/ Hamilton Morris | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir Feb 10, 2025

Show notes

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On this episode of You Be Trippin, Hamilton Morris shoots a steam punk rock opera in a drug manufacturing plant in China. On the show, he and Ari talk about where drugs come from, different ways to make MDMA, and how fentanyl became so prevalent in America drugs. The also discuss how journalists negatively write about drugs, secret recordings, no-cebo effects, and the guy that ate a homeless man’s face. Other topics include: the Twilight Zone decapitation, synthetic cannabinoids, spyglasses, VICE, the doctrine of signatures, Martin Shkreli, and why stimulants are unavailable. Tune in, drop out, and enjoy the trip!

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