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Latest Episodes:

"The Poon Burglar!" With Paget's Rival Lori! Nov 06, 2017

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Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters!

- Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants!

- Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter writing!

- Emily WEEPS because she wants to hump Arie so badly but she can't!

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"I'm Gonna Marry the F%#! Out of You!" With Paget's Rival Lori Oct 30, 2017

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Paget's Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals. Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans!

-Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare!

-Lori is torn between her love of Dean and 2012 Jef!

- Single dad/ hothead Doug goes for one of the worst kisses in Bach history!

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"It's Raining Tanktops, Hallelujah!" With Paget's Rival Lori Oct 23, 2017

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Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover, West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops on Men!

- Arden is wowed by Arie's sensual wall kissing stylings!

- Lori wants to go ate shit on Matthew Mcconaughey-- I mean RYAN!

- Shiny faced villains get their comeuppance!

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"Who the F*!$ is Arie Luyendyk?!" With Paget's Rival Lori Oct 16, 2017

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Paget's Rival Lori joins Arden hop in a time machine to 2012 to plow through the first three episodes of Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette to investigate who the heck this new Bachelor is!!! Boot cut jeans! Fauxhawks! Bedazzled denim!

-Arden can't believe the franchise dipped back to when Blackberries were on to find their new suitor!

- Lori is STILL ready to run away with Dean!

- Chris Harrison looks fresh as a daisy!!

Also we announce out NEXT LIVE PODCAST. Tweet to us or email us who YOU want to see at the live show!! Arden votes PETER!!!

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"Sausagefest 2017!" With Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner Sep 14, 2017

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Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner join Arden to close up the beach for the season! Peanut Butter! Booty shots! Virgins!!

- Arden doesn't know why none of the girls climbed over the bar to hump Wells!

- Ralph thinks Amanda's new book is called "How to See Your Kids For 2 Months A Year!"

- Hytner discovers his new safe word is "SKY-BIRD!"

- Janet Myrin thinks Dean should be hooking up with a girl in every port!

All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR

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"Hand in Hand!" With Billy Wayne Davis Sep 13, 2017

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Comedian Billy Wayne Davis joins Arden and Erin to discuss the finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Scallops return to the sea! Malnourished horny Canadians! Two Texas Instruments Calculators mate and get BETROTHED!

- Arden wants Raven and Adam and Adam Jr. to run off into the sunset!

- Erin thinks Kristina is now wearing a turban and ready to destroy Dean!

- Billy Wayne is convinced that Raven is going to marry a professional football player!

All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR

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"F%# You!" With Fortune Feimster! Sep 07, 2017

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Fortune Feimster (Mindy Project) joins Arden and Erin to discuss the WRATH OF THE TWINS! Bi-Sexuals! Nose Rings! and Serial Killers!

- Arden's mom Janet Myrin (of Little Compton Real Estate) put a HEX on the Twins!

- Fortune is obsessed with Derek's EXPLOSION at Taylor this season!

- Erin thinks DLO is a misunderstood GENIUS!

All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR

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"The Snatchelor!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict! Sep 06, 2017

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Paget (Arden's BFF) & Rob (WYATR 2017 Bachelor of the Year) join Arden and Erin in a in HOT BOX SAUNA of a comic book store to recap the latest Sexploits South of the Border! Male Jeggings! Dick Flicks! Thruples!

- Arden becomes delirious and makes everyone show her their underwear!

- Erin channels Christina and explains what "Karma's A Bitch!" means in Russia!

- Rob channels Dean's Dad and sings the Boss!

- Paget explains her love of a bald head!

All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR

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"The Russian Falcon Has Landed!" With Rob Benedict and Alex Bordyukov Aug 31, 2017

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Rob and Bachelorette Contestant Alex join Arden for an afternoon discussing Jack Stone Serial Killer! Scallop Fingers! Tiny hands on Tickle Monsters!

- Arden is delighted the Russian Falcon AND the Canadian Eagle have landed!

- Rob wants Dean's "scraps"!

-Alex dresses to impress with his hair in FULL FALCON and a head-to-toe FALCON suit!

- Anna and Alex are now BFFs!!!!!!

All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR

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"Stank On The Hangdown!" With Steve Hytner, Janet Myrin, Sheryle Tamagini and Mittens the Kitten Aug 23, 2017

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Steve, Janet, Sheryle and Mittens join Arden in a very special hometown dispatch from the Myrin family Dan. Ben Z talks about his dog! Lacey keeps crying!

Diggy gets creepy! PLUS WELLS AND DANIELLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!

- Arden loses her shit over the missing cocktail sauce post memorial lunch!

- Janet is ready to get lost in Dean's blue eyes!

- Steve is worried that the Myrin ladies are going to feed him to Mittens!

- Sheryle never wants to hear the phrase "Choke on it" about a strawberry again!

- Mittens is ready to feast on a clown!!!

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