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WFYM 379 - Eeyore Egirl (UNLOCKED) Sep 21, 2026

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Sorry we are all in Pittsburgh standing outside a Sheetz asking people if yinz can spare a hoagie so we had to unlock one

Jelly Roll got divorced from Whoopi Goldberg because she was cheating on him with an IDF soldier named Egirl Vitubor. Men are just playthings to her. You need some squishy dumplings so bad at the store. If you have a Burger King and a Dairy Queen and a Jack in the Box near you try doing the Royal Flush

WFYM 391 - Bordeaux Patrol (PREVIEW) Sep 15, 2026

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Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-391-patrol-169650083

WFYM 390 - Summersnow Sep 08, 2026

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Stick out your tongue and enjoy the treat of the season before you join the 295 Club because a guy who stole DVDs from Giant Eagle tries to stab you with a corn dog at the county fair. Then you have to walk home in the dark. If your family has slaves get rid of them

WFYM 389 - English Soccer (PREVIEW) Sep 01, 2026

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The armed forces should be comprised of gay guys recruited from prison and all crusaders should be children. Pennies got banned because old people put them up their nose. Up and The Whale are really hot movies. The DMV is telling old people they can get a new license to drive a spaceship if they turn in their car one. Dinosaurs were normal size and just really close

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-389-english-168346073

WFYM 388 - Scuba Bible Aug 25, 2026

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How do you keep your Bible from getting wet while scuba diving? Buy a waterproof Bible from the combination counterfeit Alcoholics Anonymous sobriety coin and fake handicapped parking placard store. They also sell a Pink Foid poster which is not waterproof

WFYM 387 - Brown Day (PREVIEW) Aug 18, 2026

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Watch out for the guy who throws dead birds at your windshield off an overpass so he can charge you for fixing it unless it rains. He was probably homeschooled and he just wants to have either a Brown Day or a White Day depending on which coast he lives on. The Telltale Games version of Rescue Me makes me want to powerwash my deck

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-387-brown-167042744

WFYM 386 - White Sunburn Aug 11, 2026

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Before they invented the 386 or the 387 the first ever Sybian had a guy inside like a brazen bull and he would just sit in there shaking. Corn sweat feels good but inhaling Roundup in dry dirt feels even better. Thomas Crapper invented the blumpkin before he knew if the flushing would work or not. Deja Entendu was good but you can't make it your profile picture anymore. If you see a Ukrainian soldier with a White Sun on his uniform it means he supports racial justice

WFYM 371 - Detoothed (UNLOCKED) Aug 05, 2026

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Do you spin or does the duck spin? How much torque do you need? Duck Dynasty refused to tell us because it was a trade secret and they actually preferred Medium Fish with No Teeth. Definitely not a sturgeon. The Dexter of Molesters is a HERO and Sonic is the Burlington Coat Factory of former roller skate restaurants

WFYM 373 - Thicker Than The Wicked Bible (UNLOCKED) Aug 03, 2026

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Sorry we are traveling for a wedding this week and we all died

My aunt is thicker than the wicked bible and a brick put together and her monstrous caboose is slowly colonizing Mohegan Sun from the inside and all they can do is sell her fake Swisher Sweets that are just fly paper filled with flies and honey. David Blaine did a fake trick to a dog with balloons but he was behind the door lifting him up and everyone thought it was Criss Angel and David Copafeel. Donkeys deserve respect

WFYM 385 - Shiny Angry Kid (PREVIEW) Jul 29, 2026

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My straight son will only be allowed to wear natural fibers with a matte texture. He will never be one of those shiny boys who won't take out the trash but I trust my gay son to wear whatever he wants. But once the wolf comes we are all asking #WhatHappenToThatBoyTho

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