Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

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PreSeason SNACK: The Return of Gaystradamus Part II Feb 23, 2022

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We're back with part two, and the constant musing has not stopped. We're ecstatic that AMC has finally bothered to try and take our money, Candice is back on her color theory bullsh*t with the release of more flower imagery, and then... we discuss a rather curious article from the Queerqueue, in which the writer questions the validity of "The Smash". As you might imagine, this sends us into a rage. Please adjust your volume accordingly!

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Merch finally spotted in the wild!

10:12 - The flowers from the photoshoot are real!

14:48 - The cast of Killing Eve channels Steve Jobs

19:04 - A Killing Eve calendar for clowns everywhere

21:17 - The Queerqueue, Villaneve, and anti-Sapphic propaganda

28:58 - Who or what is a Villanelle???

38:01 - A walk down the crowded lane of "provocative" het media

46:11 - The criminal under-sexing of queer women

50:30 - Appreciating the nuance in queer stories

58:18 - Another song is added to the Killing Eve playlist

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PreSeason SNACK: The Return of Gaystradamus Part I Feb 23, 2022

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The content levee has been breached! Contributors large and small have been given the go ahead to publish their reviews and critiques of the final season of Killing Eve and it’s… information overload! The official account with their BTS, the fandom and their hilarious edits, interviews with different rags (but still, no mag cover 😩), merch that's magically appeared on the AMC website- all as we try to navigate this podcast.

It took us hours, going far past dawn, but we did it! This is definitely our longest snack of the pre-season, and quite possibly the last. In this first part, we dive right into Revelations with a new article from Deadline, an ET interview with our favorite thespians, and discuss Villaneve's addition to EW's Top 100 TV Romances of all time list. EW's glaring omission of certain queer couples, leads to yet another one of our epic rants about queer characters in media, because we simply couldn't help ourselves.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - THIS IS IT!!!

06:19 - Revelations

06:38 - Deadline article with more BTS to breakdown

19:34 - More scenes with Fiona and Jodie confirmed!

26:48 - Villanelle and her quest of deferment

38:03 - A new line from Villanelle

41:42 - ET harasses Sandra Oh

50:37 - Villaneve makes EW's Top 100 TV Romances

1:00:02 - In which, this turns into an extended rant on queers in media

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PreSeason SNACK: Sweet Sappho, More Promos! Part II Feb 14, 2022

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We're back for part two of this SNACK, where we continue to muse on possible endings and whether or not we might see Eve in that gown in the very first episode. If it happens, what could this mean about the show, and will we even be able to handle it- TBD. It also seems Killing Eve wants us to think about death.. a lot. We've noticed and naturally had to do some yelling about the matter.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Will we get an uncertain ending?

08:42 - Will the gown be in the first episode

11:27 - Alternate Trailers from Canal+ & clips

18:14 - Gayo Correo

18:25 - Detta

21:34 - Danielle

31:57 - "Wide Wake"

49:45 - We're not ready for the premiere

51:32 - Ashley

54:17 - Fluer

1:06:19 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

1:06:28 - The fandom spreads "official" Villaneve propaganda

1:07:57 - Villanelle finds god with Sappho's helps

1:09:02 - More fandom propaganda in #TCA

1:09:58 - Traveling the world with your favorite enemy

1:10:56 - We've seen all the "death" art you guys

1:11:52 - Final Takes

1:25:43 - Country Rundown + Outro

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PreSeason SNACK: Sweet Sappho, More Promos! Part I Feb 14, 2022

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Are you familiar with Mendelssohn’s Elijah? It tells of a time when God was pissed at man and sealed the heavens leaving mankind to function without their quenching waters. The steadfast held onto their faith while others despaired, and after a time, the rains returned upon the thirsty land. Sappho once again has come through for Her faithful denizens across the world by revealing not only clipped promos.. on no, but also BTS of the big 4 from Killing Eve! Join us for this snack as we dig into the said, the unsaid, and our desires for the days to come.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - We're back with more promos!

15:06 - The only Correction

16:13 - Revelations

16:58 - An unexpected Revelation

21:20 - Deadline article

26:30 - Radio Times article

31:22 - ET Online article

39:35 - New videos + actual BTS!!!

39:40 - "That's Life"

41:19 - "They've come so far"

43:26 - "Favorite Moments"

45:34 - "Rest in Peace"

46:30 - "Smell ya Later

46:53 - "Take Your Secrets to the Grave"

50:20 - Breaking down the new promo photos

50:32 - "Bundle up Eve"

50:59 - "Lot's to Do"

54:44 - "What's in the envelope?"

56:34 - "New season new faces"

58:31 - "What were you favorite details from the trailer"

1:01:38 - Villanelle prays, Eve runs, and Carolyn waits

1:04:04 - "She knows too much"

1:06:33 - Hottie with a Body has a name

1:08:06 - Musings

1:08:21 - Musing on the Series 4 Poster

1:18:59 - "Rest in Peace" a theme

1:23:37 - Musing on updates from Unloved

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PreSeason SNACK: A Trailer Appears! PART III Feb 07, 2022

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Here we are again, for part three of this ridiculous SNACK. How did we get here? Well, Villanelle on her knees for Eve, Villanelle getting slapped by Eve, and Eve choking out the Lady in Red are excellent reasons we think, for the extensive musing that has gone on. In this final installment Candice makes a frightening discovery about Faux Jafari, we discuss the theme of fire from the promos, and whether or not Eve will hook up with the Lady in Red.

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Chapter Marks:

0:31: Back at couples therapy

3:56: Faux Jafari and Eve's new jacket

12:35: Villanelle at the Cauldron of Christianity

14:24: Eve chokes a woman!!!

17:11: Villanelle in a suit again

19:41: Is it a Hot Medica do over?

29:28: A sapphic slap felt across the universe

36:17: The Killing Eve title card with the bus

38:19: Dissecting the burning in the promos

40:47: Portrait of a Lady on Fire parallels

47:50: The last scene of the trailer

51:58: When does the show start for the Lady in Red

53:11: Musings on Nadia and Rhian

55:32: Role play with the hottie with a body

57:30: A rant on boots and the merch for Killing Eve

1:09:39: We're finally done... THREE HOURS???

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PreSeason SNACK: A Trailer Appears! PART II Feb 07, 2022

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We're back for part two of our frenetic review of the Killing Eve trailer that was just released. We continue to break things down, frame by frame, and theorize on the many plausible implications. Are Villanelle and Eve in couples therapy? Who gave them Martin's number, and is he ok? Is some assassin trying to kill Eve (again)? And naturally we continue to discuss the ever important topic of: DID THE SMASH ALREADY HAPPEN???

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Chapter Marks:

00:37: A baby Polastri theory about Villanelle

02:51: Queer Gretel and Gretel

06:12: A date, and a new color palette

10:14: More Candice Polastri color palette theories

14:36: Lets face it, Eve ruins lives

18:33: Eve Polastri in fucking couture!!!

27:23: The Final Obsession

32:51: Couples Therapy: Scorpion & the Frog Edition

35:16: Do the scorpion and frog hook up?

42:42: Making out with Saphho and Mary

48:18: Do we care if Villanelle hooks up

53:08: Another future victim for Villanelle?

55:08: Villanelle in another beautiful convertible

56:47: Eve is getting chased... will Dark!Eve rise?

59:52: Villanelle, confined spaces, and more violence

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PreSeason SNACK: A Trailer Appears! PART I Feb 07, 2022

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As if Sappho herself heard our constant cries for signs of life, a countdown appeared on the Killing Eve official account which lead up to a two minute heavily clipped trailer that set the fandom ablaze! There were highs, and there were LOWS, but through it all, THERE WERE QUESTIONS!

Join Candice and Terrence as they try to parse through matters seen and unseen for just a crumb of context for possible plot lines, missing hours, and the fate of all the boss ass ladies. We went in intending to record a snack bite, and instead ended up with a SNACK- a three part snack. Please see Sally and crew with any and all complaints.

SPOILER: GAYSTRODAMUS SAYS #VILLANELLEONHERKNEESFOREVE2022 YOU HOES!

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Chapter Marks:

10:21: Disco transition to mayhem

15:51: Music sets the mood for the trailer

20:58: Villanelle in the woods & apparently in therapy

25:49: WTF did the smash really happen already???

27:19: Eve is jogging and she looks good

32:58: Carolyn Martens is still that bitch

39:45: Carolyn returns as Eve's dealer

42:43: Eve's alter to the 12 and to Villanelle

45:18: Potential reason Eve is taking this case

46:11: 1st Villaneve scene of the trailer!!!

47:08: Symmetry at the fish tank & musings on color

51:31: References to Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet

59:21: VILLANELLEONHERKNEES FOREVE 2022

1:02:51: A musing on "let" vs "led" and the implications

1:04:09: Quotes from the Queer ether about the aquarium

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PreSeason SNACK: The Multiverse of Sappho Part III Jan 31, 2022

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In this final part to our Multiverse of Sappho series, we conclude the Gayo Correo segment by revisiting theories about Villanelle's boudoir habits and breaking down the myriad of photos that have leaked from the Killing Eve set. We also cover the fandom wide anxiety felt across the Twitter and Tumblrverse in addition to giving our final takes on what we expect so far.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Revisiting the "Villanelle is a Bottom" Thesis

07:41 - Noting the queer blossoming of Eve Polastri

12:30 - The new Killing Eve lingerie line

17:10 - Advice for watching series 4

18:47 - Reviewing the 50-11 photos leaked from set

32:02 - Looking backwards and forwards to the articles to come

35:43 - SPOTTED ON TWITTER/TUMBLR

36:02 - Villaneve friendship, a villain origin story

36:37 - Give us our promo photos you cowards!

37:59 - Laura Neal holds our fate in her hands

38:50 - Go girl @KillingEve give us nothing

39:14 - Fandom creatives filling the gap with beautiful art

39:57 - The frenetic hell of being a Killing Eve fan

41:39 - Tiktok users are making their own KE content

43:24 - FINAL TAKES

43:29 - Terrance Polastri chooses peace in the 4th dimension

46:04 - Candice chooses delirium and sapphic shenanigans

53:13 - Announcements + Country Rundown

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PreSeason SNACK: The Multiverse of Sappho Part II Jan 31, 2022

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We are back for part two from the Multiverse of Sappho, to bring you the most ridiculous muses you've ever heard from us, as we await the first trailer. The articles sent us into a tailspin, but we've pulled ourselves out with delirious optimism for our favorite murderous pairing and are prepared to apply all of the clown makeup contour. We also get into some extremely thought provoking listener questions in the Gayo Correo segment.

DISCLAIMER: We take no responsibility for the unhinged nature of any of our musings. Please cc Sally Woodward Gentle.

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Chapter Marks:

00:41 - The Multiverse of Musings

03:11 - Elena calls in to check on Eve

05:02 - Eve and Carolyn begin a new chapter

07:59 - Hello from the other side, a Polastri muse

09:10 - Villanelle's new future with the Lady in Red

11:05 - Debtors are looking for Eve Polastri

13:36 - Eve plays a dangerous game with a new assassin

15:30 - Terrance adds to an already ridiculous muse

16:45 - Villanelle hears about a curious tape with Eve and a new assassin

17:24 - A simple request for Carolyn gambling

18:28 - Rejection leads to Villanelle's cosplay as Benedetta

20:39 - Villanelle's soul quest is still about Eve

22:50 - Eve uses misandry to get a meeting with Helene

25:13 - Another Villaneve love confession is on the horizon

34:58 - We know what we've seen, and we know what we deserve

40:57 - GAYO CORREO

41:20 - Sarah holding it down for New Zealand!

43:25 - Megan's eloquent dissertation on Killing Eve Part 1 of 8

46:55 - Pasta eroticism with Villanelle and Eve

50:05 - The Curious Case of Eve's Silent Queerness

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PreSeason SNACK: The Multiverse of Sappho Part I Jan 31, 2022

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Hey hoes! It's us, we're finally back for our very first preseason SNACK and first episode of 2022, to talk about all things Killing Eve. The greatest sapphic clown show on earth, returns for its final season in February which is only a month away. You'd think we'd have extended trailers by now (we don't), or perhaps some grand marketing campaign providing insight into what might be in store (WE DON'T), but what we do have are articles. Articles and our delirious enthusiasm for Villaneve.

In this first part of three, we start by channeling our inner Disco Queen to get the vibes going. What does Laura have in store for us? Shall Dark!Eve continue to rise? Will our ladies finally #ManifestTheSmash??? We have so many questions, and even more expectations.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - We're back with "Disco & Delirium" for series 4!

09:52 - REVELATIONS

10:28 - TV Insider has hot takes on the final season

28:39 - Back from our Mental Health Break

29:03 - Deadline announces new cast members

46:03 - Terrence proposes a ridiculous plot twist

52:37 - TV Line ponders Villanelle's "higher calling"

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