Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

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The End of Killing Eve - "Hello Losers" Part IV Aug 22, 2022

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The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".

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Chapter Marks:

PART IV

00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience

04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous

07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!

16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam

26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath

33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode

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The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part III Aug 22, 2022

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We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.

More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.

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Chapter Marks:

PART III

03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash

05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash

19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore

19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn

21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-

26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense

30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead

34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location

38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding

40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away

43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit

50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time

53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense

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The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part II Aug 22, 2022

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Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss.

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Chapter Marks:

PART II

00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo

02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it)

08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house

12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards

18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve

21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!!

32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van

37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle

42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit

44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes

46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue

48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder

52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly

56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss"

58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants

1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!!

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The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part I Aug 22, 2022

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Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go!

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns

20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning

25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree

27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts??

34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode

43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise

49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat

50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn

56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

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The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part III Aug 03, 2022

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Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,

on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice.

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed

4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man

8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit

8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn

11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt

13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home"

18:23 - Being gay in the woods

23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival

25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire

29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall

33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched

35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland

40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter

46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase

54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights

59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi?

1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7

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The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part II Aug 03, 2022

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Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and her desire not to have her way of life tampered with.

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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - More tangents on what KE didn't do

1:27 - A brief spoilery jaunt into Black Sails shenanigans

24:53 - Another tangent, but this time it's time travel

40:15 - OK, finally getting into goddamn episode 7

45:25 - Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors

48:22 - So Eve apparently DOES have a job

52:29 - Karaoke and protein shakes lead to final goodbyes

58:44 - Faux leaves us with a bad taste and bad advice

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The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part I Aug 03, 2022

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You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we provide an update on the pulse of Killing Eve nation, discuss a nihilistic Eve Polastri, concepts of queerbaiting in media + coming up with new terms for new bullshit, while also discussing why a sexy show like Killing Eve had so little sex.

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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - We're back and it's time to celebrate good news!!!

18:37 - The pulse of Killing Eve nation

33:23 - A nihilistic Eve at the end of Series 2

47:07 - KE as queerbait or something else: poll results

49:36 - Coming up with new terms for homophobia in media

53:20 - Queerness and concepts of exploitation

1:00:54 - Sex with meaning in Killing Eve

1:05:17 - Concepts of gratuitous sex

1:07:14 - Missing moments with Gunn and Helene

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The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part III Apr 20, 2022

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We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come.

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Chapter Marks:

02:25 - The end of Collider with Laura

12:37 - A rundown of shitty headlines about the finale

31:17 - Terrence brings up Sally & The Hollywood Reporter

46:13 - The travesty of the fashion, or lack thereof

1:02:40 - Stopping for now

1:07:30 - Shout out to Jessica!

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The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part II Apr 20, 2022

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In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense.

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider (cont.)

31:35 - Sally speaks to Deadline... why Sally???

48:54 - Laura talks more bullshit to Collider

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The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part I Apr 20, 2022

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Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportions- if the IMDb scores, fandom, and reviews are any indication. It’s time the Polastris stop being polite and start getting real. Your Killing Eve epilogue begins here. Please adjust your volume accordingly. v

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Chapter Marks:

00:32 - We're finally back, still sad and VERY MAD

16:59 - Unpacking how we felt during and after the finale

34:32 - Sentiments from friends about the finale

41:48 - Examining the 'Bury Your Gays' trope

42:52 - Terrence's first trope tragedy

48:31 - Candice's first trope tragedy

1:04:13 - Queers of yore vs the icons of today

1:08:01 - Don't shit on queer content!!!