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S6 Ep45: Weekly Skews – Sacred (and Sexy) Cows Sep 23, 2026

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Ed Sheeran gets blowback for deciding to Mackle-less. Kash Patel rebrands his agency as the Federal Beastiality Institute. A new literal wedge issue appears, and it’s a reactionary jihad against Muslim-friendly cheese. Then, we have a new plan to avoid an A.I. apocalypse, and it’s a phone for the Chinese to avoid our calls on.

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S6 Ep44: Weekly Skews – Trump Takes Revenge on Saudi Arabia for 9/11 (By Accident) Sep 16, 2026

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A Texas politician innovates in the field of football racism. Turns out a Kansas Senator has been taking it upon himself to bring back debtor’s prisons. Trump causes three different diplomatic rows with the U.K. in a week, including trying to resurrect the I.R.A. Then, the U.S. attempts to bring about the downfall of Saudi Arabia through a Rube Goldberg machine that hits everyone in the balls.

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S6 Ep43: Weekly Skews – The Mistrial of the Century Sep 09, 2026

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The feds are defunding schools for not getting rid of trans athletes even when they don’t have any. A Georgia cop killed a petting zoo miniature donkey because it was coming right at him #JusticeForHeeHaw. Then, we get into the mistrial in the Lindsay Clancy trial and all the mess around it, which filtered through the Culture War has become ‘Boys Rule, Girls Drool,’ or something.

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S6 Ep42: Weekly Skews – Send in the Dancing Argentinian Gandalfs Sep 02, 2026

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The feds appear to be trying to rig a union election, for dumber reasons than you think. There’s a slew of scandals rocking South America right now, implicating the U.S. in schemes involving sex, cocaine, and murder (the greatest hits). The insanely corrupt Venezuelan oil deal is just one of them, and that involves Rudy Giuliani getting free glasses at a money launderer’s Spanish castle. Lastly, one internet weirdo accidentally exposes herself as part of Pete Hegseth’s secret Pentagon army of posters.

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S6 Ep41: Weekly Skews – Why Won’t You Permit Our Fraud Factory? Aug 26, 2026

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Canada tells us to French kiss their trou du cul (hole of butt, per Google Translate). Then we get into the business and political panic over everyone hating data centers, just because it’s fun to be psychic. Why won’t towns let criminals who got their seed capital from Epstein take over their towns. It’s perplexing, apparently.

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S6 Ep40: Weekly Skews – Men Overboard Aug 19, 2026

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Don Jr. can legally print his own money now. The administration says not to worry about all the sailors jumping off the USS Lincoln because they actually have less guys trying to kill themselves than our other aircraft carriers. So that’s nice. Then we get into the growing bipartisan consensus that Flock’s CEO should be [redacted] until he’s [redacted]. Unfortunately, local cops are having a lot of fun using the cameras to run lil’ COINTELPROs on people who are annoying at town council meetings.

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S6 Ep39: Weekly Skews – Eminent Domain and Data Centers Aug 12, 2026

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Looks like Dr. Phil is going to be Ernie Pyle of the Greenland invasion? Then, the anti-data center Butlerian Jihad has spread to Mark’s home county amidst the impending use of eminent domain to build transmission lines, which is important so the economy can support the vital AI-dogs-making-podcasts sector. After that, a lot of Republicans seem to be determined to lose very winnable elections just so Trump can declare them fraudulent.

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S6 Ep38: Weekly Skews – I Guess We’re Enemies With Spain Now? Aug 05, 2026

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There’s an attack on women’s sports. It’s not the one all over your TV, and it’s about every normal person’s main concern: getting teen pregnancy numbers back up. Then we discuss the recent developments between Spain and Morocco, and perhaps the most clumsily executed evil conspiracy since, well, the last one.

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S6 Ep37: Weekly Skews – Hot for (Robot) Teacher Jul 29, 2026

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There’s been a (diaper?) rash of people peeing and pooping themselves at concerts all summer, climaxing naturally at a Morgan Wallen show. Why is this happening? We have theories. Then, a hilarious pilot program to have sex-adjacent robots teach kids in a small district is on hold. Not for long, though, as the company and the government would very much like to take it national. There’s lots of fun perverts involved, plus a crypto scam.

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S6 Ep36: Weekly Skews – Taco Bell Innocent! Jul 22, 2026

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It’s a hot diarrhea summer, and Taco Bell has been framed! We will not stand for it. Then we break down Trump’s big speech from Thursday night which said very little even though some people heard a lot.

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