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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather Mar 17, 2016

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On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, movie theater masturbators, and one letter about a big jerk ruining a screening of the restoration of The Godfather--one of cinema's biggest crimes. PLUS: The guys make up a fake podcast where creeps talk about nothing but Bee Movie! If you want your weird stories told or questions answered on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag--weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

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S6 Ep241: Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach Mar 15, 2016

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On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto Lenzi try to deny he directed this classic gem? Was this actor the absolute best thespian to audition for "Skip"? And why did they pick such a lame motorcycle for the killer to ride? PLUS: John Saxon and Joe Don Baker get catty about not going to the Academy Awards.
Nightmare Beach stars Nicolas De Toth, Sarah Buxton, Rawley Valverde, Lance LeGault, Michael Parks, and the legendary John Saxon; directed by Umberto Lenzi (as Harry Kirkpatrick).

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S6 Ep240: Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row Mar 08, 2016

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On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What's with all those stupid chapters? And do these filmmakers really not know what a book looks like? PLUS: Let's hang out with Bruce Glover in the Dad Room!
A Letter from Death Row stars Bret Michaels, Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Kristi Gibson, Phil Valentine, and Swan Burrus; directed by Bret Michaels & Marvin Baker.

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S6 Ep239: Episode 239 - The Shadow Mar 01, 2016

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This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is Lamont Cranston? Is The Shadow participating in sex tourism? And how did Alec Baldwin get around shaving that chest? PLUS: The Shadow tries to murder Samuel "Screech" Powers!
The Shadow stars Alec Baldwin, John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle, Ian McKellen, Tim Curry, Jonathan Winters, and James Hong; directed by Russell Mulcahy.

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S6: Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers Feb 29, 2016

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On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they dogs first or people first? Why would world leaders donate their pets for this experiment? And why introduce werewolves in just the third episode? PLUS: Bill Clinton tries to solve Kosovo with super dogs!

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S6: WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards Feb 26, 2016

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On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone actually care about The Danish Girl? And let's just give one to Leo and get it over with! PLUS: How many Oscar votes does Rudy Giuliani get? ALSO: Everyone see Chi-Raq and Creed!

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S6: WHM On-Screen: Deadpool Feb 24, 2016

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On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shockingly, Steve is knowledgeable and informed about the character and where he comes from, while Andrew is ignorant and doing his best to keep up. PLUS: Lots and lots and lots of X-Men talk. So much so that they watched an X-Men movie right after recording.
Deadpool stars Ryan Reynolds, Ed Skrein, Brianna Hildebrand, T.J. Miller, Morena Baccarin, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams, and Stefan Kapicic as the voice of the poorly used Colossus; directed by Tim Miller.

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S6 Ep238: Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.) Feb 23, 2016

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Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015
On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Freeman ever get that presidential sandwich? And can everyone just stop saying the name Mike? PLUS: American Mike is the most American Secret Service agent ever hired. Ever. Promise. Olympus Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Eckhart, Rick Yune, Melissa Leo, Radha Mitchell, Angela Bassett, and Ashley Judd for about six minutes; directed by Antoine Fuqua.

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S6: WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups Feb 18, 2016

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On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve's regret over developing another classic WHM line.

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S6 Ep237: Episode 237 - The Watcher Feb 16, 2016

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This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu's house guest, Bryan, tricks him into all sorts of roles he doesn't want.
The Watcher stars James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Chris Ellis, and Ernie Hudson (barely!); directed by Joe Charbanic.

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