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S8: WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story May 31, 2018

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On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This episode contains major spoilers for the Ron Howard-directed film! Spoilers such as: that totally insane Noa Briqualon cameo, the introduction of Chewbacca showing him as a lounge lizard-type crooner, and Darth Vader being Luke Skywalker's father!

Solo: A Star Wars Story stars Alden Ehrenreich, Joonas Suotamo, Donald Glover, Emilia Clarke, Woody Harrelson, Thandie Newton, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Jon Favreau, and Paul Bettany; directed by Ron Howard.

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S8 Ep359: Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine May 29, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Honestly, why the bone claws? Couldn't we get just a little bit of blood here? And did the filmmakers know a single thing about any of these mutant characters? PLUS: The Blob narrates some in-film trivia to keep you interested in what's on screen and also to let you know when you can go to the bathroom!

X-Men Origins: Wolverine stars Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Lynn Collins, Kevin Durand, Dominic Monaghan, Taylor Kitsch, Will.i.am, and Ryan Reynolds; directed by Gavin Hood.

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S8: The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP) May 23, 2018

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On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history!

First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally aired on January 26th, 1967. Here, we find... OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you wanna give our Star Trek podcast, The Nexus a spin, be sure to go check out our Patreon!

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S8 Ep358: Episode 358 - Witless Protection May 22, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he's straight-up kidnapping this woman? And how did a scene like this motel catastrophe make it into this shitty movie? PLUS: Detective Cable Guy — it's like if Sherlock Holmes constantly shit his pants!

Witless Protection stars Dan Whitney, Jenny McCarthy, Ivana Milicevic, Gerry Bednob and Yaphet Kotto; directed by Charles Robert Carner.

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S8: Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip) May 18, 2018

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On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: Oops! This is only a clip! For access to the full episode—along with hours of exclusive WHM content—be sure to subscribe to our Patreon!

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S8: WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales May 16, 2018

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We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely outrageous!

On this very special Mail Bag, the gang is at the HeadGum East studio in Brooklyn to read some letters alongside very special guests, their significant others: Chelsea, Jenn, Amy and Sofia! Contained in this episode are sordid tales of a person following their crush to a LOTR premiere and then crying HARD at the end in front of them, a mom getting arrested in at a video store on Easter Sunday, and several outrageous stories of bathroom-related public humiliation. CAUTION: Things get gross.

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S8 Ep356: Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe May 15, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn't Mulder look more like Ted Kaczynski when in hiding? And how dare they put so little Skinner in this! PLUS: Wouldn't this movie be better if it ended with werewolves?

The X-Files: I Want to Believe stars David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Billy Connelly, Amanda Peet, Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner, Billy Connolly, Callum Keith Rennie, and Mitch Pileggi; directed by Chris Carter.

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S8: Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip) May 11, 2018

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On this month's full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we're talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if you're not a Patreon subscriber, you can't hear it! So if you're curious about what you're missing, here's a quick taste to whet your appetite! And be sure to check out our Patreon page to get a good look at the hours of extra WHM content our subscribers have access to!

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S8 Ep355: Episode 355 - Dollman May 08, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these ultra-violent, ultra-cheap special effects? Why does Jackie Earle Haley want to "rule" the Bronx? And why couldn't we see Dollman standing next to a giant Coke can or something? PLUS: The latest in ridiculous WHM fake movie titles — We Bought A Zoo 2: We Blew Up A Zoo!

Dollman stars Tim Thomerson, Jackie Earle Haley, Kamala Lopez, Humberto Ortiz, Nicholas Guest, and Frank Collison; directed by Albert Pyun.

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S8: WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War May 03, 2018

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On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange awesomely getting this much screen time? And why are we wasting so much time on Vision, a character who had already accepted his own death? PLUS: Ya think Thanos needs intergalactic Cialis?

Avengers: Infinity War stars Robert Downey Jr. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olson, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Danai Gurira, Letitia Wright, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Josh Brolin, Chris Pratt, Karen Gillan, Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage, Benedict Wong, Pom Klementieff, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Gwyneth Paltrow, Benicio Del Toro, William Hurt, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Carrie Coon, Winston Duke; directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo.

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