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S9 Ep391: Episode 391 - Richie Rich Nov 27, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer!

Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Macaulay Culkin, Edward Herrmann, John Larroquette, Jonathan Hyde, and Michael McShane; directed by Donald Petrie.

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S9 Ep390: Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Nov 20, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam!

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stars Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Wincott, Nick Brimble, Brian Blessed, and Geraldine McEwan; directed by Kevin Reynolds.

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The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP) Nov 19, 2018

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On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!

First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!

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Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP) Nov 16, 2018

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On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe!

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S9 Ep389: Episode 389 - The One Nov 13, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious!

The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gugino, Dean Norris, and, somehow, Mark Borchardt; directed by James Wong.

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Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP) Nov 08, 2018

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On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!

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S9 Ep387: Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat Nov 06, 2018

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On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award!

The Cat in the Hat stars Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, and Sean Hayes; directed by Bo Welch.

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S9 Ep386: Episode 386 - Wishmaster Oct 30, 2018

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On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how about that jaw rip? PLUS: God hates genies!

Wishmaster stars Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund, Chris Lemmon, and George 'Buck' Flower; directed by Robert Kurtzman.

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S9: WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley Oct 28, 2018

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On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of dubious motivation, and one guy who almost lost everything just to meeting Doug "Pinhead" Bradley in the forest!

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The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP) Oct 26, 2018

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On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today!

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